*Official Sporting Kansas City Thread*

Zusi needs cut. He’s so bad now.

 

Wow.

 

The defense was complete shit but I’ve never seen anything good out of Zendejas. I know he’s only like 22 but I’m just not seeing it.

 

Captain Matt

 

#NoOtherClub. Tons of cuteness in the spoiler, Hallmark had the SKidC crew reenact their daddy’s favorite moments. We went to the SKC @ the Zoo thing today and I told Ben that his girls did great and he said none of the guys knew about it until they started sending out the tweets this morning.

Spoiler

 

UPDATE: Reaction video. I DARE you not to smile.



PS. The Russell’s need a realty show because I need more Johnny in my life.

 

Did Benny completely forget how to dribble? And how can you continue to run Zusi’s awful ass out there?

 

Zelalem looked pretty damn good while he was out there. Throw him, Hasler, and John out vs RSL next weekend and that’s a solid 11. Hopefully Bes can go 90 and Jimmy’s hamstring is better. 1 point from the playoff line but Portland will pass us so 2 points out. Win next week then start a run to see if we can get a home game in round 1.

 

Sporting KC and #Columbus Crew good guys, crap teams.

#NoOtherClub

 

Jimmy Johnny and Gianluca aren’t traveling for tomorrow. Zusi questionable so hopefully that means Hasler starts.

 

Don’t worry guys, the staff is leaking that we’ll be making moves. The neverrr do this before transfer windows. Never...

 

I liked how Zelalem flashed last week. Benny can’t go a full 90 anymore it seems.

 

They are shitty. Besler on that second goal, woof

 

I actually had hope when they put up that graphic that we were like 3-0-5 when Besler-Barath-Seth play....I’m so fucking dumb

 

Well. A win is a win, but I don’t feel good about this one. I’m not sure I’ve seen a team with injury luck as bad as SKC’s this season.

 

Take away the offside goal and it’s 3.7 (PK is worth .8 or .9 I think) vs 1.4

 

I really wouldn’t be surprised is Nikolic isn’t on this team by the time the window is closed.

 

Ho boy. Zusi in over Hasler. No Jimmy, No Johnny. Nemeth is now permabenched so Croizet up top. Zelalem must have passed up GLB.

 

WIZZZ ON THE FIREEE

 

Yohan da goat. Viva la France!!!

 

Perfect description of the season:

 

Sinovic gets acres of space all game. Imagine what we could do with a LB who was at least partially an offensive threat over there

The more I watch, the more Gerso becomes my favorite player

 

Oh Jimmy....

 

Zelalem has so much natural skill. If he can only get the mental aspect to click. You can tell he’s always thinking of the next pass/move instead of 2 to 3 passes/moves ahead.

 

Salloi is practically Knoblachian with the yips

 

LOL send Salloi to SPR

 

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HIT THE FUCKING NET

 

So fucking bad

 

John in on the right, Gerso to the left, Salloi to Hungary please.

 

Get Salloi all the way out of here

 

We’re going to draw and the xG is going to be like 4.5-.3

 

Got Gianluca and Ben in the bench for a lift

 

This is almost as bad as watching the usmnt

 

I want opara back

 

That was 100 percent not a foul so they will definitely score here

 

HIW DID THAT NOT GO IN!?!?!? WTF!?!?!?

 

That was totally in

 

Back tf down Botond

 

GD Gerso, you = bae now

 

Two central central defenders getting into it is impressive

 

Gerso on the left is where it’s at

 

#Hope

 

Incredible man, incredible story, soon to be incredible father I’m sure. If you didn’t read Sam’s article about his childhood from last summer he links it in the first paragraphs. There’s a reason he always has a giant smile on his face. Couldn’t be happier for him.

https://www.kansascity.com/sports/mls/sporting-kc/article232578667.html

 

15 minutes in and Salloi has touched the ball twice and turned it over at midfield twice. Zelalem has had a couple crunching tackles though. I’m liking that kid.