*Official Sporting Kansas City Thread*

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by roonskie, Aug 12, 2012.

  1. DirtBall

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    Members Club is lit. Lines are insanely long for beer. Thought Jake Reed said that would be better.
     
  2. ono

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    If you aren't in the club level the club doesn't give a shit about you, hth
     
  3. DirtBall

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    Lindsey and Busio are grown ass men. When did that happen?
     
  4. hardcorekickball

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    i already hate this season because i have to look and listen to nate 'i used to play soccer so i know what i'm talking about but i only announce for sporting because it makes me look cool but i'm actually stupid smelly piece of shit and masturbate to anything that is ku and also i had knee surgery i should kill myself,' bukkake.
     
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  5. Homo Erectus

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    It could be worse. Brian Hanni who calls KU games now is awful
     
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    I'm watching a stream with no commentary lol
     
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  7. Andy Reocho

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  8. DirtBall

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    FOX IN THE MUTHER FUCKING BOX
     
  9. hardcorekickball

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    hahahahah FUCK 'EM
     
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  10. DirtBall

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    We deserve Callum and Benny
     
  11. Andy Reocho

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    Beautiful goal.
     
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  12. ono

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    Good God damn
     
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  13. hardcorekickball

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    :roll::roll::billsnyderdancemachine:FUCK 'EM
     
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    Sporting is going in dry and they didnt even pay for dinner lol
     
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  15. hardcorekickball

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    lol suck all the dick, houston. piece of shit city in a fucking backwards ass state.
     
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    You forget, not only the worst city in the worst state of the union, they are the home of the worst cheaters in the history of America's past time, so if they fall into a sinkhole, well, I'd enjoy it
     
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  17. DirtBall

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    In club level. Insanity. Just gave Mayor Lucas a kiss on the cheek.
     
  18. hardcorekickball

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    how in the world...
     
  19. DirtBall

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    I was worried when things were clicking in the pre-season but he is 100% what Vermes wants in a 9. He works so damn hard without the ball. 0 of the first 3 goals yesterday would have happened last year without him.

     
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    Now Salloi will never find love!!!

     
  23. DirtBall

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    #NoOtherClub

    Was in the “Bud Light Landing” corner for that final goal. We all pointed to Kei as soon as Zues sent that ball and Chance was bombing. Great moment;

     
  24. DirtBall

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    Pretty fucking cool. Hopefully they have closed captions so we know what Johnny is saying.

     
  25. DirtBall

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    Why Felip-bae, why?

     
  26. DirtBall

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    Not as exciting of a trio this time.

     
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    “HOT” Kerry Zavagnin. I’ll take it.

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  29. DirtBall

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    Puma interview tomorrow. Digital Crawl on Thursday. That epic comeback vs Houston on Sat.

     
  30. DirtBall

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    Watching this inaugural match and drinking every time Preki “chops” someone, in 30 mins in.....I’m drunk
     
  31. DirtBall

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    Digital, absolute legend:

     
  32. DirtBall

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    They’re starting to scrape the bottom of the barrel. Jaylin is a funny kid though.

     
  33. DirtBall

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    Obviously the epic comeback versus Houston will always resonate but I’ll always remember this match because I was able to kop these tickets for $25 a piece 10 mins before kickoff. This was Smiths first ever game and his family was a few rows behind us. Had no clue until after the match why this group of 5 people were freaking the fuck out over Graham Smith.

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  34. DirtBall

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    What in the world are you getting into Puma?

     
  35. DirtBall

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    Now this is a good crew

     
  36. DirtBall

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    Benny is the best. This was pretty damn entertaining. On his podcast Benny said he’s debating between media jobs with SKC/(networks he didn’t want to name) OR coaching spots with SKC/LAFC.

     
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    FSKC just replayed the 2015 open cup with Melia and Peterson on commentary. We all remember Jordi Quintilla hitting the winning PK. Jake gave the full story. He subbed in during ET and PV told him after the initial 5 takers, he had to appoint the next taker or take it himself. So Zusi nails the 5th to tie it and Jake tells Ellis he’s next up. Ellis nails it. Jake then said I’m going next unless someone wants to step up. No one makes eye contact. He said Quintilla was actually standing behind the line of players. Then Philly miss their PK, Jake gives himself a little pep talk, looks up, and Quintilla is sprinting toward the spot. He makes it obviously. Then after the match he tells the media “I told Jake, it’s my turn to go, I got this.” Peterson said he was so pissed because he should of been the game winner but wasn’t pissed because they still won the cup.
     
  39. DirtBall

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    Fuck everything

     
  40. DirtBall

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    Judging by those shin veins I don’t think he put on too much quarantine weight.

     
  41. DirtBall

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    New seats

     
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    Really sucks about Feli. With Alan, our wingers, Gadi pulling strings, put Feli&Rog behind him as enforcers, the two best service full backs in the league. We would of been deadly. Silver lining, we’ll get more Busio. But we will probably need to add a MF at some point if Kuzain can’t step up.

     
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    PV stealing prospects out of FCD’s front yard :badger:

     
  46. DirtBall

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    Anddd I know a certain Mexican star player was at a bar taking tequila flights Friday night....

     
  47. DirtBall

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  48. Andy Reocho

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    How does this work? He signs with SKCII, which in theory is signing with SKC?
     
  49. DirtBall

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    Sounds like their skirting the homegrown territory rule by having him sign “outside” the league (since SKC2/SPR is technically USL). But clearly he’s just going to join SKC2 and the Sporting academy.
     
  50. DirtBall

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    Now I would guess if he does get a first team contract some day he wouldn’t be able to be signed as a Sporting homegrown but I wouldn’t think an 18 year old Hungarian living in Síofok could be signed as a “homegrown” either:
     
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