*Official Sporting Kansas City Thread*

Fuck off Ilie

 

I hate Dallas so much

 

Honestly worst call I’ve seen

 

Fuck these spineless twats

 

At least the official account is starting to toss them under the bus. If that goal line clearance was “clear and obvious” than this is a PK 24/7:

 

Tight. I’ve always liked this kid.

 

Whyyyyy Peter. Drop Ilie. Love Busio to 6 and add Gerso/Shelton. It’s not hard.

 

MOTHER FUCK. Reid hurts his groin in warm ups and is out.

 

And you know Rubio is going to score because he always does vs us

 

Alan my dude

 

God Alan is rusty. #FuckTata

 

They are trying to gift us goals left and right. Take a breath and spot it home boys.

 

Johns set pieces have been gross

 

Sub Ilie for Gerso you coward!!!

 

Fucking finally. Alan so much.

 

Seriously. Sub in Gerso or Shelton and end this one

 

C’mon Alan. Lay it off to Gian for the East goal

 

FONTASSSSSSS

 

Good for him

 

Rog going straight to the locker room. Don’t like that.

 

#Jelly

 

GADI GADI GADIIIIIIIIIII

 

Ger-Show. Finally. First time in what? 4 matches?

 

GER FUCKING SHOW!!!!!!!!

 

BLACK LIVES MATTER!!!!!!!

 

Busio and Reid stay home. Fontas worries me. Felipe’s nervousness and Ilie’e lack of mobility worry me. Need the front 3 to take over the way we know they can.

 

I didn’t have faith in this MF trio and we ALWAYS play like shit the first 20 mins on turf. But giving up 70% possession to fucking Cincinnati? Didn’t see it looking this bad.

 

Ugh. Felipe, you gotta take that shot instead of a touch. Alan deserves that assist.

 

Yes. Gerso + Rog in for Shelton and Felipe. Exactly what I would of done.

 

KINDA-ALAN-ROG. Yes sir!!!

 

C’mon Cam, pull the trigger bud.

 

Was ugly. But 3 points is 3 points. Luckily Busio/Rog are rested and can 100% to the playoffs. Want that top seed so we don’t have to play on Sea/Por turf.

 

Playing @ Sea/Portland sounds like a great way to end the year early.

 

First time in years we find ourselves on this side of the coin. That’s the #AlanEffect. Hopefully Reid and Busio can go 100% from now till MCL Cup.

 

The Gerso family is the cutest in KC by far.





GJ so much

 

John forgot It was Halloween

 

I’m so weird. Maybe he’s moved but my buddy that owns a Mexican Bar swears he (and Mrs Pulido) still live in their plaza condo.

 

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT BUKATEY

 

WTH, they’re having Bukatey call the game from his basement.

 

After the election this week and Chiefs game earlier today I don't have it in me to watch this game if Pulido is out for the duration.

 

It’ll be played in 12+ inches of snow

 

The teams playing in a foot of snow and Alan’s just chilling and hawking BodyArmor

 

Nothing helps me stay more hydrated on the sidelines than smooth & refreshing Body Armor.

 

Dat PV doe