Official Storm Area 51 Thread - Sep 20th

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by PeterGriffin, Jul 12, 2019.

  1. PeterGriffin

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    I don't know what's wrong with people, but they're up to about 450k people attending a Storm Area 51 event to "see them aliens" cause they "can't stop all of us." I found the event page and am also highly entertained by the tweets.
    Already drawing up some battle plans.


    Who else besides Shu is going?
     
  2. DeToxRox

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  3. Bruce Wayne

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    I'm pretty easily entertained so the memes over the last week or so have been killing me
     
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  4. a.tramp

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    I will be a human shield but not for the damn NRA
     
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  5. Fudd VanVleet

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  6. THF

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    I can’t wait to see a squadron of A10 warthogs just doing CAP over Area 51 as people show up and realize this is a really dumb idea.
     
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  7. Corch

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    "There's no way they can stop all of us!"

    All of them run up to a steel reinforced entrance...

    (In goodforanother's voice) "uh you guys wanna go get some beers or something"
     
  8. PeterGriffin

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  9. SP1

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    I'm in. Official TMB meetup
     
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  10. Seems like an efficient way to get rid of the least intelligent people that can vote
     
  11. dallasdawg

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    can i get some cliffs on just what the hell is going on here
     
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  12. Bruce Wayne

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    The Russians are trying to convince a bunch of guys named Kyle to storm Area 51 through various memes on the internet
     
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  13. PeterGriffin

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    Kyles OR Naruto Runners OR Naruto Runners named Kyle.
     
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  14. allothersnsused

    allothersnsused Wow that’s crazy
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    The human shield is to keep the NRA from shooting the aliens, not the other way around.
     
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  15. SP1

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    Shouldn't have made the barrier out of drywall
     
  16. hipsterjoe

    hipsterjoe the disco ball in my mouth insinuates I'm ballin
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    this reminds me how surprised I am every day that the president hasn’t just tweeted out some state secrets about aliens or some shit
     
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  17. elfrid

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    i only regret that i have but one life to lose in this search for truth
     
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  18. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    You think they actually trust that dipshit with that information?
     
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  19. Hatfield

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    Counterpoint:
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  20. Wu

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    People are very, extremely bored
     
  21. THF

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    Someone on FB is creating an "event" where they want everyone to show up and try and get onto Area 51. They think that if there is enough people, they can overwhelm security and gain access. They have no idea how much security is out there. Hell the US Govt just bought the last mountain where you could hike up and see into the base. I think that mountain was like 9 miles from the base.

    They have seismic sensors to detect people walking onto Base property, and its actively patrolled. A few people I talk to think they are using the area to test new radar tech on planes like the F117 Stealth Bomber which is why it has been seen flying around the area recently.

    They have done a bunch of construction in the area on the base and built some new hangars and stuff. Its pretty active from what I know.
     
  22. dallasdawg

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    this is what i pay for
     
  23. Bruce Wayne

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    And to see if they can see some alien tiddies
     
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  24. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    HOOSINSC and I are commuting and bringing lunchables if anyone wants to join us on the greyhound
     
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  25. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    :out:
     
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  26. Wu

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    This is prob my favorite:

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  27. dallasdawg

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    :yousoricky:
     
  28. Oranjello

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    What else do you know
     
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  29. HOOSINSC

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    i already opened the lunchables and tested them for unknown substances. in the process of repackaging them now.
     
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  30. Wu

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    If there’s no pizza ones lmk
     
  31. Fancy

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    there aren't any other kinds
     
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  32. Prospector

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    Need more memes on this big event
     
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  33. Zebbie

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    Probably have drones up in the air to detect intruders as well (when the planes aren’t flying anyway)
     
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  34. PeterGriffin

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  35. Fusiontegra

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    If they got that three-tiddied bitch from Total Recall, RSVP me a big ol Yes.
     
  36. HOOSINSC

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    lmaoing at the losers that got ham and cheese.
     
  37. Doc Louis

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    Shit is going to were the real aliens are kept: area 52
     
  38. spagett

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    All the black budget stuff is really interesting, but not interesting enough to risk getting killed.
     
  39. xec

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    You’re not supposed to know about Area 52...
     
  40. Doc Louis

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    I found out about it from a Q blog about area 54
     
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  41. Toast

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    Vacation time.
     
  42. racer

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    Can you imagine the smell of 450,000 body odors?
     
  43. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    I'm watching Bob Lazar on Netflix. Lfggggggg
     
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  44. marcus

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    Give me bologna and cheese Lunchables or give me DEATH. I think the Lunchables will also give me death, but that’s not important.
     
  45. Fancy

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    at me you beautiful coward
     
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  46. marcus

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    I really want to address your choice of pizza Lunchables, but I have too much goddamned respect for you, so I’ll let it go.
     
  47. Tiffin

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    They make bologna lunchables? Only ever seen ham and turkey. we never got them as kids tho
     
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  48. marcus

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    They used to, at least.
     
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  49. Fancy

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    [​IMG]
     
  50. hood b. goode

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    "sir, we're seeing something on the radar here"


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