Official Tampa/St Petersburg Thread - Champa Bay

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Hank Scorpio, Apr 16, 2015.

  1. two

    two Hello
    Donor TMB OG
    Game of ThronesGrateful Dead

     
  2. LSUTigers1986

    LSUTigers1986 Well-Known Member
    Donor
    LSU TigersWashington NationalsWashington Commanders

    So I’ll be in Tampa in a few weeks for my future BILs bachelor party that is centered around Gasparilla. Most of the party is from Louisiana so it looks like a Pirate Mardi Gras, which honestly sounds like a blast.

    I tried to search but a lot of Gasparilla bowl posts got in the way so are there any good tips besides dress like a pirate and get drunk? I think there are one or two locals so that should help but I don’t know anyone besides the bachelor so im trying to hedge my bets a little bit with this crew. Bring throwaway coolers or are there plenty of bars to hop into and grab a drink? Anything is appreciated. TIA.
     
  3. JGator1

    JGator1 I'm the Michael Jordan of the industry
    TMB OG
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay RaysTampa Bay BuccaneersTampa Bay LightningChelsea

    Yeah walking by caution tape felt weird (I'm a dumbass who grew up in South Tampa).
     
  4. JGator1

    JGator1 I'm the Michael Jordan of the industry
    TMB OG
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay RaysTampa Bay BuccaneersTampa Bay LightningChelsea

    Plenty of people itt I'm sure are happy to help out with any info (been going since I was a kid). For the Saturday of the parade are there any set plans about what yall are doing?

    It's a helluva time, unless yall are in the parade I wouldn't dress like a pirate (pay attention to the weather). Basically start drinking in the morning and the parade starts around 2. A lot depends on where you are staying, pregame spot, parade spot (if you're actually going), etc.
     
    LSUTigers1986 likes this.
  5. LSUTigers1986

    LSUTigers1986 Well-Known Member
    Donor
    LSU TigersWashington NationalsWashington Commanders

    Well that’s good advice already cause I was told you’d look dumb if you didn’t dress up. There is a loosely based plan to go down “there” early and then go to the parade and maybe a house party in the afternoon. Thats literally the plan from the groom but with 15 people who have never been to Tampa, I can see this devolving quickly. I’m thinking about not staying in the Airbnb and getting a hotel near the parade so I have a home base.

    I’m also hoping for a miracle Washington vs Tampa NFC championship game to parlay this trip into.
     
    Hank Scorpio and LittleBroPeep like this.
  6. JGator1

    JGator1 I'm the Michael Jordan of the industry
    TMB OG
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay RaysTampa Bay BuccaneersTampa Bay LightningChelsea

    Can deal with more details when sober but just making sure yall are coming the weekend of the 25th, only asking because there's a "children's parade" the week before on the 18th which is the PG version of Gasparilla yall don't wanna go to.
     
  7. two

    two Hello
    Donor TMB OG
    Game of ThronesGrateful Dead

    NFC championship is 26th so he should be fine
     
  8. Rock

    Rock Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Big Ten Conference

    if you’re really adamant about doing this, I would probably recommend downtown. That’s the only place with a bunch of bars within close distance. Otherwise, you’re going to be in a huge crowd with drunk rednecks and drunk high schoolers basically in a neighborhood . It will be much easier to get and out of downtown as well. I’d say pass on the idea all together, but it’s not my party. Definitely do not dress like a fucking pirate
     
  9. Lawnole23

    Lawnole23 FSU Seminoles 2020 National Champions
    Donor TMB OG
    Florida State SeminolesTampa Bay RaysTampa Bay BuccaneersTampa Bay Lightning

    I would not dress up. The whole parade goes down Bayshore. Towards downtown. Bayshore is water on one side neighborhoods on the other. It’s a good hike towards bars. Most of them are on Howard Avenue. Not sure what they do for Gasparilla.

    Downtown will be packed but plenty of bars and hotels with bars in that area. I would make dinner reservations now if that’s something yall want to do. Lot of people go out for dinner after Gasparilla.
     
  10. MJH

    MJH Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay RaysSan Francisco 49'ersTampa Bay Lightning

    Attire: there will be people dressed as pirates but most people dress like they would normally for an afternoon/evening out. Don’t go full pirate. Buy some beads somewhere for the group.

    Personally I don’t like the parade crowd so I like to hang out at a bar like Jacksons near downtown. You get the party atmosphere while away from a lot of the crowds at the parade. It’s a shitshow getting anywhere after Uber-wise for a long time after. Rates will be jacked up as well.
     
  11. Lawnole23

    Lawnole23 FSU Seminoles 2020 National Champions
    Donor TMB OG
    Florida State SeminolesTampa Bay RaysTampa Bay BuccaneersTampa Bay Lightning

    Don’t expect to have cell service after the parade either.
     
    Hank Scorpio likes this.
  12. LSUTigers1986

    LSUTigers1986 Well-Known Member
    Donor
    LSU TigersWashington NationalsWashington Commanders

    Thanks all - I have no idea what to expect with these guys but probably just hit the bars all day. And I’ll probably split off at some point and do some walking around. Glad I won’t be looking like an idiot in a pirate costume doing so.

    It looks like we have a nice Airbnb straight south from the horse track on Mobbly Bay. I know we’re going to the track on Friday, which is more my speed.
     
  13. Rock

    Rock Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Big Ten Conference

    do the invasion then go outside downtown/bay shore area. I’d recommend going over to downtown st pete.

    Edit - if you’re up there, do safety harbor/dunedin
     
  14. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
    Donor
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay BuccaneersTampa Bay Lightning

    Sounds like you're staying about a mile or two from my house :warn:

    I can vouch for doing Gasparilla downtown. It's easier to get in/out of and there are a few bars within walking distance of the parade route that can serve as a base (Hattricks, Four Green Fields, Anchor Tavern). If you get there early enough, you can also watch the invasion. (Jackson's, American Social, Sail Plaza are gonna have good views).

    The other option is to watch the parade on Bayshore (ideally between Gumby and Rome) and then walk to the bars on Howard Ave or in Hyde Park after and hangout until you can get your ride back to the airbnb.

    Definitely make a dinner reservation somewhere downtown or Hyde Park to have in your back pocket.

    My neighbor is a manager at the horse track. Let me know when you're going and I'll see if she has any vouchers to give.

    If you guys like craft beer, do a brewery bar crawl in Dunedin. They've got a bunch within like a square mile of each other.

    Safety Harbor is a good spot near your airbnb for low key dinner and drinks. They have a festival on the 3rd Friday of every month though, but it sounds like that will be the weekend before you come.
     
  15. SmoochieWallace

    SmoochieWallace Ipse dixit
    Donor
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay RaysTampa Bay BuccaneersTampa Bay LightningArsenal

    Gasparilla is going to be a cat herding shit show for a bachelor party. Not your problem since you’re not the ringleader. Just have some drinks, enjoy the chaos, and don’t dress up as a pirate.
     
  16. two

    two Hello
    Donor TMB OG
    Game of ThronesGrateful Dead

    I’d consider buying tickets to one of the parties/tents along bayshore

    AYCD, enjoy the parade, and not stuck in the hoards of people on the streets
     
    Hank Scorpio and LSUTigers1986 like this.
  17. JGator1

    JGator1 I'm the Michael Jordan of the industry
    TMB OG
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay RaysTampa Bay BuccaneersTampa Bay LightningChelsea

    To add onto stuff posted today expect to pay an arm and a leg for an uber/lyft back to the airbnb, obviously with 2-3 other people in the car it becomes a whole lot more reasonable. Availability of ubers will suck but eventually you'll be able to find one.
     
    LSUTigers1986 and Hank Scorpio like this.
  18. Rock

    Rock Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Big Ten Conference

    but then you’re stuck there. I did this the last time I went to gasparilla, probably 8 years ago or so. Was nice, but also sucked

    I don’t ho anywhere near that shit show now. Kids parade is a much more enjoyable experience
     
    LSUTigers1986 and CUgator like this.
  19. two

    two Hello
    Donor TMB OG
    Game of ThronesGrateful Dead

    Id rather be in a confined area with less people and AYCD than walk around with the drunk high schoolers
     
  20. SmoochieWallace

    SmoochieWallace Ipse dixit
    Donor
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay RaysTampa Bay BuccaneersTampa Bay LightningArsenal

    Team tent. However, we have a great private tent set up, and I’ve never done one of the more crowded party tents.
     
    LSUTigers1986 and Hank Scorpio like this.
  21. JGator1

    JGator1 I'm the Michael Jordan of the industry
    TMB OG
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay RaysTampa Bay BuccaneersTampa Bay LightningChelsea

    Anyone go to the children's parade? Weather was decent today unfortunately looking colder next Saturday
     
  22. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
    Donor
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay BuccaneersTampa Bay Lightning

    Next Saturday looks like the tail end of the cold front, so it will probably be elite weather to be outside in all day.
     
  23. MJH

    MJH Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay RaysSan Francisco 49'ersTampa Bay Lightning

    Don’t know where else to put this but I got in a wreck a month ago on 275. I was rear ended after a lightning game because of a slow down due to road work and my car was totaled. Had to look pretty much all over state for car due to low inventory here after the storms. I found a used one in Delray Beach that was a really good deal and went to pick it up today.

    Well I’m at a stop light on state road 60 near Lake Wales. It’s 7:00pm mind you. I’m checking my phone to see the score of the game since we’re all completely stopped. Some drunk mother fucker doesn’t stop and plows into the car two vehicles behind me. Airbags deploy, the car I’d driven off the lot about three hours prior is totaled. I passed out at scene from shock paramedics said. I’m fine, all scans and x-rays came back negative, and my dad is driving me home from hospital now. I’m pretty even keeled, sympathetic towards people that make mistakes. I’m first and foremost glad for my good string of health luck. But I’ve never been more angry at someone in my life. I hope this fuckface gets a lot of jail time and is buried financially. Two other people weren’t as fortunate and had to be evacuated by helicopter.

    Thanks for letting me vent. Fuck that piece of shit, hope the rest of his life is long and absolutely miserable in every possible fucking way. He put lives in danger and I’ve got no idea how bad the other two people are. I don’t give a shit about the car, I’ll find another. It’s just a machine.
     
  24. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
    Donor
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay BuccaneersTampa Bay Lightning

    That's terrible! But like you said, you still have your health despite the bad auto luck.

    Do you know the health outcome of the accident causer? I feel like you always hear stories of the drunk dirvers causing major accidents and coming out of it without a scratch.
     
    MJH likes this.
  25. MJH

    MJH Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay RaysSan Francisco 49'ersTampa Bay Lightning

    No clue. I got out to check damage and see what the hell happened, after I checked out the back and saw the other cars I knew something was off so I leaned back against my car and that’s when I passed out. Things were a little fuzzy for a bit after that until the EMTs were checking on me and asked me if I wanted to go to hospital. Didn’t really get much info until talking with the medics in ambulance and the hospital nurses.
     
    Hank Scorpio likes this.
  26. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
    Donor
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay BuccaneersTampa Bay Lightning

    Glad you're ok. I'm sure you'll get all the info on the driver from your insurance and police report. Hopefully (for your case) they have good insurance coverage that will pay out well to you. TMB lawyer thread can probably give you some good general info on how to maximize your reimbursement. But considering you've already gone through it, you might already have all the info you need.
     
    MJH likes this.
  27. LSUTigers1986

    LSUTigers1986 Well-Known Member
    Donor
    LSU TigersWashington NationalsWashington Commanders

    Thanks again for all the responses and a special shoutout to Hank Scorpio for getting us a hookup at the horse track on Friday.

    So apparently most of the crew is dressing up as pirates for this thing, except for me. If you see a gang of 17 drunken pirates and one visibly embarrassed guy in business casual then please save me and we can grab a beer.
     
  28. two

    two Hello
    Donor TMB OG
    Game of ThronesGrateful Dead

    what did you decide to do for actual gasparilla
     
  29. LSUTigers1986

    LSUTigers1986 Well-Known Member
    Donor
    LSU TigersWashington NationalsWashington Commanders

    There’s no actual plan. We have a party bus to pick us up and drop us off near the parade and then we meander about. Basically we will end up doing what everyone here said not to do.
     
  30. bruce bowen

    bruce bowen Well-Known Member
    Donor

    Dress up as Steve the Pirate from the end of dodgeball imo
    upload_2025-1-20_8-25-22.png
     
  31. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
    Donor
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay BuccaneersTampa Bay Lightning

    Hope you packed a jacket!
     
    beerleagueman and MJH like this.
  32. JGator1

    JGator1 I'm the Michael Jordan of the industry
    TMB OG
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay RaysTampa Bay BuccaneersTampa Bay LightningChelsea

    Not sure if said above but make sure you wear comfortable walking shoes.
     
  33. JGator1

    JGator1 I'm the Michael Jordan of the industry
    TMB OG
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay RaysTampa Bay BuccaneersTampa Bay LightningChelsea

    Starting downtown tomorrow, will be a first for me we'll see how it goes. Stocked up and ready to go.
     
  34. LSUTigers1986

    LSUTigers1986 Well-Known Member
    Donor
    LSU TigersWashington NationalsWashington Commanders

    Bad news: I got sick as hell couldn’t make it. Im a few days into the steroids but still on the mend. I wouldn’t have survived had I gone.

    But I know they have had a good time so far. Went to the track today and, based on the preliminary plans, I think they’re putting some ladies through college right now.
     
    letan and Hank Scorpio like this.
  35. MJH

    MJH Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay RaysSan Francisco 49'ersTampa Bay Lightning

    Fuck that sucks it’s a hell of a time. Tell your friends to send you pictures of all the sluts dressed up, their heads will be on swivels all day.
     
  36. LSUTigers1986

    LSUTigers1986 Well-Known Member
    Donor
    LSU TigersWashington NationalsWashington Commanders

    Apparently half the group didn’t go to sleep and the bachelor sent my sister (bride to be) videos of them in the party bus in their pirate costumes and some of them are hammered drunk at 10:30am.

    How this whole thing sucks even more for me is that my wife is hosting my sisters bridal shower at our house this weekend for 40 women. So instead of me being drunk in Tampa, I’m now rearranging tables, picking up food and putting up balloons since I can’t hold the baby and get him sick. It fucking sucks.
     
    beerleagueman and Hank Scorpio like this.
  37. JGator1

    JGator1 I'm the Michael Jordan of the industry
    TMB OG
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay RaysTampa Bay BuccaneersTampa Bay LightningChelsea

    Sorry bud hope you’re ok.
     
  38. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
    Donor
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay BuccaneersTampa Bay Lightning

    That's brutal :laugh:

    Anyone go up in the space ship last night?
     
  39. JGator1

    JGator1 I'm the Michael Jordan of the industry
    TMB OG
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay RaysTampa Bay BuccaneersTampa Bay LightningChelsea

    Waiting in line for bathroom, back in the day when me and my buddy played poker at hard rock we had a standing agreeing if either of us hit bad beat jackpot we’d pay for the spaceship. Still have never been there.
     
    MJH and Hank Scorpio like this.
  40. MJH

    MJH Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay RaysSan Francisco 49'ersTampa Bay Lightning

    I’m also waiting for my big score on DraftKings next season in the NFL or a lotto win with one of the big jackpots to take my trip in the spaceship.
     
    Hank Scorpio and SmoochieWallace like this.
  41. War Grundle

    War Grundle Nole Mercy
    Donor
    Florida State SeminolesTampa Bay Rays

    If you want to pick the perfect day to go to Busch Gardens the day of the Super Bowl is it. There was no one there. 5-10 minutes tops for all the roller coasters. Got there at 10 and left at 4 and got to do everything.
     
    Hank Scorpio and DuffandMuff like this.
  42. bruce bowen

    bruce bowen Well-Known Member
    Donor

    Chill Bros is so goated. That is all.
     
    SmoochieWallace and MJH like this.
  43. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
    Donor
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay BuccaneersTampa Bay Lightning

    Do we have a favorite lunch spot by the airport? Meeting a friend coming into town for lunch on Saturday. Feel like it's chain central in that area. was thinking something like Whiskey Cake or Rocco's Tacos at the mall unless someone has a better recommendation.
     
  44. bruce bowen

    bruce bowen Well-Known Member
    Donor

    I think Rocco’s is overrated as hell. I’ve only been twice but I loved Doc Bs both times I went. Whiskey Cake is always solid.
     
  45. CUgator

    CUgator Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Colorado BuffaloesFlorida GatorsTampa Bay Lightning

    in a city with mostly bad Mexican food, Rocco’s edges Miguel’s in the average and overpriced category.
     
    #3395 CUgator, Feb 19, 2025
    Last edited: Feb 19, 2025
    Hank Scorpio and bruce bowen like this.
  46. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
    Donor
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay BuccaneersTampa Bay Lightning

    Never been to Doc B's but it looks solid.
    I also always forget that Midtown exists. Didn't realize a BellaBrava opened up there. As Italian goes, they've been dependably good imo.
     
  47. CUgator

    CUgator Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Colorado BuffaloesFlorida GatorsTampa Bay Lightning

    elite buffalo chicken sandwich
     
    Hank Scorpio likes this.
  48. Rock

    Rock Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Big Ten Conference

    It’s starting to rain oak leaves :dislike:
     
  49. CUgator

    CUgator Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Colorado BuffaloesFlorida GatorsTampa Bay Lightning

    im hoping after we got fucked by acorns for months, we get a lighter leaf season