Official thread of the new and improved GOUT 12

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Sep 8, 2021.

  1. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    :shitofdeath:
     
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  2. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Kansas State WildcatsTexas Rangers

    A Dump post rarely does.
     
  3. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    I'm still laughing at UT
     
  4. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    We all are buddy, we all are.
     
  5. Baron

    Baron Well-Known Member
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    Chinese leftovers are goat
     
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  6. Dump

    Dump Death is the Ultimate Gift
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  7. texasraider

    texasraider thanks
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    hello fellow big 12 fam

    I hope everyone in the goat footprint conference has a fantastic day
     
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  8. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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  9. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus Well-Known Member
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    Got a blowjob this morning. Not doing anything resembling work. Currently watching new episode of "What we do in the Shadows" and eating green tea pancakes. Ignoring news so it doesn't kill my zen.
    :ded:
     
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  10. Baron

    Baron Well-Known Member
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    turkey & roast beef sandwich
    spicy nacho doritos
    water drink
     
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  11. texasraider

    texasraider thanks
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    I remember blowjobs being pretty cool.
     
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  12. Shelto

    Shelto Keenum beast mode
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    Houston update, Dana is still here. Rice wasn't ready for Clayton Tune and somehow our offense looked great. Hopefully we don't FSU it this week as we have Grambling at home for our first true home game.

    Locked in my basketball season tickets yesterday, I'm more excited about our basketball lineup than football moving forward.
     
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  13. texasraider

    texasraider thanks
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    no one gives a shit, pledge
     
    #464 texasraider, Sep 13, 2021 at 12:54 PM
    Last edited: Sep 13, 2021 at 1:34 PM
  14. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus Well-Known Member
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    Once you can control your gag reflex it's not so bad
     
  15. Line 4 Guy

    Line 4 Guy Well-Known Member
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    Fuck u guys. :welpseeyalater:
     
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  16. rulethirty

    rulethirty UCF and Alabama are basically peers.
    UCF KnightsOrlando MagicMiami DolphinsOrlando City

    hey now that we're p5 people will be less mad when we claim a fake natty, right?
     
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  17. Gaknight

    Gaknight Well-Known Member
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    UCF KnightsAtlanta HawksAtlanta FalconsAtlanta United

    In Atlanta they will never not be mad. I love how much it triggers SEC fans
     
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  18. rulethirty

    rulethirty UCF and Alabama are basically peers.
    UCF KnightsOrlando MagicMiami DolphinsOrlando City

    their hatred gives me life.
     
  19. Gaknight

    Gaknight Well-Known Member
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    Wore a ucf shirt to a bar yesterday. Bartender gave me shit about it and was like I never paid attention to UCF until the fake natty claim. My response was “exactly”
     
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  20. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    I love listening to local austin radio on a Monday like today
     
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  21. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Kansas State WildcatsSeattle Kraken

    wheeeelp
     
  22. 42yard

    42yard don't you wanna scram
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    folks hearing from chip brown reporting live from the lakeway resort and spa that today is a great day for radio and that texas is slated to join the NFC East
     
  23. Toast

    Toast Capo di tutti i capi
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    This is a wonderful place.
     
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  24. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Kansas State WildcatsSeattle Kraken

    Papa John’s stuffed crust

    Honestly I like it
     
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  25. hardcorekickball

    hardcorekickball working fire
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    Quick life update. I no longer have a grumble of pugs, Mr. William Marie buttersworth bigboy little chubpug Mr Fatman crossed the rainbow bridge on June 28th. He was 14 years old and the original pug. The other pugs took it pretty hard since he was their big boy cuddle buddy and they were constantly sniffing around his beds looking for him after he was gone. But I know now that for the first time in his life he will actually be able to see out of two eyes and now he can peek in to broXcore's room without any consequence
     
  26. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus Well-Known Member
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    Sorry to hear about
    Dr. William Fatman, M.D.

    What else is going on? Married? Kids?
    Finally get those butt implants?
     
  27. Baron

    Baron Well-Known Member
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    big fan of the papadias.
     
  28. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Kansas State WildcatsSeattle Kraken

    Pretty rude of broXcore to blind him like that iyam
     
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  29. EMAW FC

    EMAW FC Proud Smucker
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    chinese leftovers re-heated in an air fryer is elite
     
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  30. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus Well-Known Member
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    What's next?

    Taco Bueno, Panda Express
     
  31. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Kansas State WildcatsSeattle Kraken

    Taco bueno sucks. Flavorless.
     
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  32. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    They could be redeemable if they had a decent salsa but their salsa is the blandest I have ever had.
     
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  33. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj pro anti anti
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    is taco bueno even around anymore? thought they closed everything. I did enjoy the crunchy potato burrito
     
  34. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    Schlotzkies
     
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  35. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus Well-Known Member
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    The secret ingredient is ketchup
     
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  36. EMAW FC

    EMAW FC Proud Smucker
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    Uber Eats $20 off $25 got me

    [​IMG]
     
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  37. Taques

    Taques please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad
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    The Real Movement

    cheese
    gatorade zero drink
     
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  38. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Kansas State WildcatsSeattle Kraken

    Grape slush from Dairy Queen

    Not as good as from sonic
     
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  39. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus Well-Known Member
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    Seems like only eat fast food

    How fat are you?
     
  40. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus Well-Known Member
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    Queso smoothie?
     
  41. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Kansas State WildcatsSeattle Kraken

    380 stone
     
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  42. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Kansas State WildcatsTexas Rangers

    That is not too bad depending on how many hand you measure.
     
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  43. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus Well-Known Member
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    Nice, way less than expected
     
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  44. Toast

    Toast Capo di tutti i capi
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    He's trying his best.
     
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  45. Taques

    Taques please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad
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    The Real Movement

    ive got something you can measure right here pal
     
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  46. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    That's not a whole hand
     
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  47. brolift

    brolift Well-Known Member
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    Kansas State WildcatsDenver NuggetsKansas City ChiefsBarAndGrillBig 8 Conference

    Air fryer reheated Chinese foods
     
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  48. Sean Connery

    Sean Connery I'll take Whore Ads for $200
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    No green tea drink?
     
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  49. Pokes

    Pokes That's the way baseball go
    Oklahoma State CowboysTexas RangersDallas MavericksDallas CowboysDallas Stars

    Chicken sandwich
    Cajun fries
    Lemonade drink
     
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