Bros, I have around 50 carolina reaper peppers that are about ripe and ready to pick and another 20 or so that are growing. I'm going to be up to my eyeballs with bloody anal secretions.
i just ordered 85 dollars worth of pizza, have a soft cooler of high life on the couch with me, and my drunk wife half naked passed out on the other part of the couch. #nosextonight hooray marriage!