Official TMB Butt Rock Thread

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  1. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Pesci quit tmb? Man that's too bad I'd love to crap on Dream Theater to him
     
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  2. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    As a follow-up, I don't begrudge anyone whose wheelhouse is highly technical, detailed, excessively produced, rhythmically sophisticated metal. I just don't enjoy myself listening to it.

    I DO begrudge metal purists who can't appreciate some butt. I contend that you can love Gojira, Dream Theater, Opeth, Mastadon all you want, but if you have no appreciation for even just Tesla, you're not metal.
     
  3. burnttatertot

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    I can't think of a single reason to love Gojira.
     
  4. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Makes me glad to hear you say that
     
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  5. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato We play 'til the gun you crotchety old bitch.
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    Binged Cobra Kia over the past week.

    What a fucking soundtrack!

    If you would have told 10 year old Omega Potato that at 46 he'd be sitting in front of his TV hoping Johnny pushes Daniel's teeth down his throat while Ratt blasts in the background... I probably would have cried.
     
  6. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    And they went for Lay It Down, too!

    Greatest show ever
     
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  7. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato We play 'til the gun you crotchety old bitch.
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    Really enjoyed all of it but when ep 3 or 4 opens with Lay It Down I said "Oh FUCK YES!" out loud.
     
  8. Kent Pavelka

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    I have witnessed pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ utter "Oh FUCK YES!" very loudly many times when certain butt is played. In fact I'd guess he did that exact thing, Omega Potato. Truly a marvel of butt synergy
     
  9. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    A common utterance whilst listening to Ratt's sophomore LP, Invasion of You Privacy (or, Vaginacy, as it is called in some parts (pnkskrt's garage))

    I have to ask myself if that is, in fact, my favorite album of all time everytime it's on. It's perfection. It's like Buddy Holly with hepatitis. It's aesthetically perfect
     
  10. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato We play 'til the gun you crotchety old bitch.
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    Proud moment for me last night, wanted to share.

    While driving to the store with my 18 yr. old last night he plugged his phone into the radio and started kicking this old favorite from an unsung great band of the era:



    We were both like: :rockin::rockin:

    I asked him if he was just rifling through all my old ripped albums and he was like: :yousoright:

    So I said, "So you have Last Decade... on there? And he's still like: :yousoright:

    So I said play



    And when it started he was like: :lovelove:....... :rockin: And I was all: :mulletsmug:.......:rockin:

    And that was the thrill of my Tuesday night.
     
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  11. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Big fan of anything late 80s Geffen
     
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  12. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato We play 'til the gun you crotchety old bitch.
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    Yep! Whoever he had on the Beautiful Music's side of the building had a great ear.
     
  13. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Buttgers tater you've really awakened something with that warrior soul
     
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  14. Butthead

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    From Mars to Sirius
     
  15. burnttatertot

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  17. Butthead

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    :blount::blount::blount::blount::blount:
     
  18. Butthead

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    I don't hate this stuff out of hand but calling bands like Opeth "over produced" compared to, like, Sammy Hagar's bands or Tesla... idk man
     
  19. burnttatertot

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    I even tried to go listen to that again as a refresher, just can't do it.
     
  20. Butthead

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    Opeth's first 2-3 albums sounded like they were recorded on a handheld tape recorder
     
  21. burnttatertot

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    I bought Opeth's last album, liked a few tracks from it.
     
  22. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato We play 'til the gun you crotchety old bitch.
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    With the exception of the incredibly weird spoken word 'Four More Years' Last Decade Dead Century is a perfect album imo.

    That closer 'In Conclusion' hammers so fucking hard!
     
  23. burnttatertot

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    Their first three albums are mandatory.
     
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  24. burnttatertot

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    I'm enjoying the shit out of whatever this is.

     
  25. Butthead

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    I think I've listened to it twice all the way through. Way too convoluted with very few payoffs. Mikael's rock dude voice sounds incredible but he uses it like twice. I was pretty disappointed.
     
  26. Butthead

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    If this is "butt rock" then I'm all in



    I saw a guy wearing a Saxon shirt at the grocery store earlier tonight. burnttatertot was that you?
     
  27. burnttatertot

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    No but I wear my battle jackets to the grocery store all the time.
     
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  28. Butthead

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    i liked their music a lot more after seeing them live
     
  29. burnttatertot

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    That happened to me with Overkill.
     
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  30. Butthead

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    I saw Baroness live and I don't think I've gone back to their good stuff more than a few times in the past 5 years, on the other end of the spectrum
     
  31. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Saxon's not incredible but when they rule, they do rule.
     
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  32. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I'm gonna go pass out listenin to Aldo Nova self titled. Been too long

    G'night, butts

     
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  33. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    song's got more hooks than a muskie lure
     
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  34. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    had to cough up the pretty penny to get that first Warrior Soul 'bum. Thing's outstanding.
     
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  35. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I love Northeast US butt so much I think I'm gonna be an honorary buttgers fan from here on
     
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  36. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    supergroup thread got me wonderin what the best butt supergroup is. Some contenders:

    Whitesnake
    Blue Murder
    David Lee Roth's band
    ?

    Fuck Damn Yankees
     
  37. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Was Contraband any good?

    Guess you could consider some of George Lynch and Don's post-Dokken bands, of which Don's band with John Norum is the clear superior
     
  38. burnttatertot

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  39. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato We play 'til the gun you crotchety old bitch.
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    I envy you that first listen all the way through. I played the living shit out of that album when it first came out. The political nature of the lyrics was on point back then, now it almost seems prophetic. And those fucking riffs....

    They were based in NYC in the mid-90s and I remember talking about them with this guy I used to work a summer job with. He was in a band that used to take a gig wherever they could and he said they played on the undercard a few times for Warrior Soul. Told me they were great guys and even said he'd let me know if they were ever on the same bill again and I could come hang out and meet them backstage at the club or wherever. But he did give me this one warning, he says, "thing about those guys is they are BIG into the drug scene. BIG! If you want to hang out with those guys you're probably going to have to be ready to take some shit that could get you arrested."

    I could drink with anybody back then but drugs were never my thing. He never contacted me anyway.
     
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  41. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Oh Jesus. That's hilariously dead on

    I actually organized my textbooks by what bands n shit i drew on my book covers. Life Science would be Krokus, History would be Van Halen
     
  42. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Ho shiiiit Johnny Lawrence rockin a Zebra shirt

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  43. RU-Omega Potato

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    I want so badly for Johnny to absolutely kick the shit out of Daniel while something from this thread pumps over it.
     
  44. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    His obsession with Iron Eagle is absolutely killing me. Johnny Lawrence rules.

    Also, that Iron Eagle soundtrack was fanfuckingtastic
     
  45. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    the two dickheads puttin together this original soundtrack for Cobra Kai know what the hell they're doing, too. Sounds Bloodsport as fuck.

     
  46. burnttatertot

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    Bordering Butt, Hittman has their first new album out in nearly 30 years... and I kinda like it.

    They were a tad heavier in the 80's, they're mainly known for their one hit - Metal Sport.

     
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