Official Tornado and Runaway Barge Thread

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  1. bertwing

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    My body is ready
     
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  2. shaolin5

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    That derecho in Tennessee looks nasty
     
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  3. John Blutarsky

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    Southern MO went from marginal severe threat to enhanced in about 4 hours this morning.
     
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  4. dallasdawg

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  5. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo No he’s not. He’s just fat and tired
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  6. lomcevak

    lomcevak The suck zone
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    Still going. Just missed me, but hit northern RC and will hit the airport very soon. Could hear the hail...fell about 4 miles from me. Lot of thunder from the main cell + the little thing trying to get going west of RC

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  7. lomcevak

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    If this pattern verifies, a big-ish if, would be a big-time end to may


     
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  8. lomcevak

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  9. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    Hail just trying to get redemption for last week I see

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  10. ShuPoor

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    Come on baby, daddy needs his car totaled out
     
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  11. lomcevak

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    Doc on Ted Fujita

     
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  12. Futureman

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    Big trough szn
     
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  13. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo No he’s not. He’s just fat and tired
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  14. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    i’m confused as to what he’s optimistic about
     
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  15. MtOread

    MtOread chopped and scrooged
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  16. infected donkey

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    Larger than Baseball sized hail in Fayetteville, AR.
     
  17. Futureman

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    Tornado chasers require tornadoes or they aren’t chasing anything
     
  18. oknole

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    In the enhanced box today. Looks to be mainly a hail/straight line winds event though. I hate hail.
     
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  19. gus_chiggins

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    We had some damage from straight line winds in Alabama a couple of weeks ago that looked just like tornado damage
     
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  20. oknole

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    Yeah I'm still waiting on the roofing company to get out and replace a bunch of shingles from the last straight line event we had here.
     
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  21. lomcevak

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    Speaking of roofers....

     
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  22. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  23. bertwing

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    We got this where I’m at (not my picture because I was in a meeting)

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  24. Futureman

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    Joplin needs to keep its head on a swivel
     
  25. John Blutarsky

    John Blutarsky Seven years of college down the drain.
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    Good heavens me
     
  26. infected donkey

    infected donkey Arkansas Razorbacks
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    Had nickel sized hail at work but that stuff blew up closer to the cities. Strangely enough didn’t have any hail at the house which I’m thankful for. It all went north/south of us.
     
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  27. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo No he’s not. He’s just fat and tired
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  28. infected donkey

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  29. infected donkey

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    Can hear the thunder from these storms 60 miles away.
     
  30. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo No he’s not. He’s just fat and tired
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  31. infected donkey

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    Welp mammatus clouds have arrived
     

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  32. bertwing

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    I didn’t get SHIT

    another dud in NWA consider me shocked
     
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  33. ShuPoor

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    We didn't get a single drop of rain. I heard thunder once. The car remains
     
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  34. bertwing

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    I think infected donkey is getting shit on rn but the cells went to my north in SW Missouri (tornado warned) and right over Springdale/Fayetteville (severe thunderstorm moving at the speed of dbl)
     
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  35. dallasdawg

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    some substantial hail action going on in that system over the red river headed se towards dfw
     
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  36. Futureman

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    Need a little interpretation help lomcevak BrentTray . In reading this am I interpreting we will have a prolonged storm season in the south plains/north plains through early to mid June or is it just saying it could be an active storm season somewhere through June. It's been a hailer of a year in the south plains but 4 years on from a violent tornado in Oklahoma makes me feel like we are super due for a big one. Also, I pretty much give up on storm season in Oklahoma, Kansas on June 1 every year since there is no recent (7 years or so) evidence that tornado season extends this far south past 6/1. I've read and re-read that chart maybe 10 times the last 10 days and all I can gather is we are about to go silent due to the death ridge and then SW flow will contribute to a scary day or two on the southern plains sometime between 5/18-5/31 and then its over. Two weeks of SW flow seems like a really short storm season to me. Correct me if i'm wrong.

    https://www.spc.noaa.gov/exper/CFS_Dashboard/
     
  37. infected donkey

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    Just rain and some thunder much like this morning. I fell asleep as it rolled in.
     
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  38. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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  39. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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  40. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Don’t expect anything until the May 16-20 timeframe that is even remotely worth chasing/watching. Looks like Central KS could be in play around that time imo
     
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  41. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Hangin' dong
     
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  42. dallasdawg

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    what you up to weather?
    oh not much, just hangin dong on the plains
     
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  43. dallasdawg

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    haha dammit
     
  44. infected donkey

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    Thats a saggy dick.
     
  45. bertwing

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    Sorry guys had a business trip in Montana

    ShuPoor can you dab the end of my dick with a Kleenex thanks
     
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  46. infected donkey

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    He goin for that drip.
     
  47. Cornfed Buffalo

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  48. dallasdawg

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    it was so fucking windy yesterday
     
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  49. Marbles

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    This whole spring has seemed windy for some reason. I'm constantly picking up shit on my porch and in my yard that is blowing over.
     
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  50. dallasdawg

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    yeah i live in a townhouse with a rooftop deck and all my shit blew over to one side. couch, two deck chairs, outdoor table chairs, pillows, plants, everything. even found some shit in the bushes out front that had blown over

    if i had a shade or an umbrella i’m pretty sure that shit would be through the window of my neighbor’s place across the street
     
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