Official Ukraine Thread: Welcome to Hell Motherfuckers

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by AU3kGT, Jun 21, 2015.

  1. Jesse Palmer

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    Feels.
     
  2. Gallant Knight

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    A land war in Europe and a naval war in Asia are pretty different
     
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  3. Goose

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    I feel like Hollywood has distorted our view of what living through an actual war is like
     
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  4. Drown ‘Em

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    The Russian occupiers are throwing equipment away en masse. They run out of fuel, food, increased FEAR.
    WELCOME TO HELL !!! LET'S WIN TOGETHER! BEAT THE OCCUPIER!
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    Based on this translation, this is how to write WELCOME TO HELL!!! in Ukrainian:

    ЛАСКАВО ПРОСИМО В ПЕКЛО!!!
     
  5. Hank Scorpio

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    Should definitely add them to the SEC ahead of Oklahoma and fucking Texas.
     
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  6. VASooner

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    I fully support this plan.
     
  7. Line 4 Guy

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    They do have a fantastic defense.
     
  8. *DIESEL*

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  9. VaxRule

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    Movie was so awful that it became hilarious
     
  10. Imurhuckleberry

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    Ol Blotter is a trend setter.
     
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  11. OZ2

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    It’s obvious that a lot of the world simply fucking hates the super rich. A lot of this war is the ultimate rich-asshole wanting to play god.

    There is a lesson here people. We won’t do anything about it, which fucking sucks, but this might be the most obvious example yet.
     
  12. shaolin5

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    He's compiling cumshots all over Ukraine
     
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  13. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  14. Imurhuckleberry

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    Throw it on the tank periscope!
     
  15. shaolin5

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    Cnn showing video of people standing in front of tanks to stop them. The COURAGE of these people.
    The majority of these YE-YE 2nd amendment Trump lovers in reality are as soft as a baby's ass
     
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  16. texasraider

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    he’s a fucking Saint
     
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  17. Jake Barnes

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    We are doing something about it, just think it's in a way that we aren't used to.

    Yes, we have no boots on the ground, but who do you think is coordinating all of the sanctions, corporate pressure, etc.? Who provided the intel to the public that made it impossible for Russia to hide behind plausible deniability? Who gave the material aid that is helping bolster the Ukrainians in their fight? All without openly risking nuclear war or getting our boys killed.

    Yes, it sucks to have to watch others fight, but it's clear that our government has taken the correct steps here.
     
  18. AbeFroman

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    If they do, it's the stuff of legends.
     
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  19. pperc

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    The Jester has always been right
     
  20. Jean-Ralphio

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    My crazy journalist friend in ukraine got shot. he’s in the hospital.
     
  21. pperc

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    Who is shooting journalists?!
     
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  22. bwi2

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    sounds like bullshit the Russians are pushing to blame the United States
     
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  23. THF

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    These aren’t necessarily bunker busters, think of them as Fuel/Air bombs. Rather than an explosive warhead it’s filled with explosive gasses that expand rapidly right before they hit the target. When it explodes it’s like a room full of propane exploding.

    It’s very effective at clearing areas where troops are exposed such as trenches, behind cover, etc. It sucks all the oxygen out of the area as it burns (incredibly quickly).

    It can work against bunkers if there is an opening the fuel can get into. The best thing for the Ukrainians is their range is fairly short, only about 3 miles. Which is “almost” in the range of javelins.
     
  24. shaolin5

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    The War tourist?
     
  25. One Two

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    I had to skip a few pages but has it been mentioned in here that we have refueling planes over the Black Sea that are likely helping with refueling Ukrainian aircraft?
     
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  26. CF3234

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    Ukraine going full UMBC over UVA right now and the world is loving it.
     
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  27. Jake Barnes

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    No, that was Gallant Knight's buddy
     
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  28. Mike

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    its more likely that they simply aren’t using it since most aircraft over UA are Russian. Even with IFF nobody is pressing the button when you know it’s likely your own plane you’re shooting
     
  29. THF

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    I wouldn’t go that far, but the fact they don’t have it running on Ukrainian soil probably means it’s easier to fly under it’s radar coverage. I do wonder if the US is deploying any Radar jamming which might hinder its ability to track targets.

    Also I do hope that we are using our early warning aircraft to identify Russian targets and then passing that information to Ukrainian pilots so they can leave their own radars off in hopes of not being detected when airborne.
     
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  30. Drown ‘Em

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    Announcement from the Minister of Defense of Ukraine @oleksiireznikov !!!

    Starting today at 19:00! For all those who lost a Russian soldier somewhere on Ukrainian soil.

    From today from 19:00! For all those who lost a Russian soldier somewhere on Ukrainian soil.

     
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  31. Taffy

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    I understood his post to mean about nothing will be done about the ruling class going forward, not about this conflict. But I may be wrong.
     
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  32. Jean-Ralphio

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    I dont know. they were in the car he bought with bitcoin, maybe they were just unlucky.
     
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  33. Jake Barnes

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    Ah, I think you're right. Apologies OZ2

    Yeah, idk how to fix that problem :laugh:
     
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  34. Barves2125

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    The "Russia is not going to invade" takes from pages 24-26 are really something. Really, really something. Not sure blotter will ever return to this board as he hasn't posted since Monday so maybe he really did go join the defense.
     
  35. PaulKemp

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    Hope he makes it, man. That’s horrible. Also, what?
     
  36. Capstone 88

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  37. Jean-Ralphio

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  38. Aaron Hernandez

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    No he actually did. It’s just a matter of getting him an internet connection somehow so we can get updates on his kill count.
     
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  39. Drown ‘Em

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    To begin with, and there it will go!
    * Bad trouble - the beginning!

    Russian, that's how you will be met in Ukraine!


    Nice action shot of a Molotov cocktail.
     
  40. bro

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  41. *DIESEL*

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    Is user blotter the ghost of Kyiv? Many people are speculating...
     
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  42. HotMic

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    Their leaders:

     
  43. Duck2013

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    The way he turns back and says “it’s our land” hit me in the feels.
     
  44. Taques

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    this guy owns
     
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  45. One Two

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    Eagerly awaiting for “Hello at the show motherfuckers” to be heard on Ukrainian military radio
     
  46. IanBoyd

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  47. stexraider

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    I really wish you would call out Trumpers and Tuckers because there are some of us Rs that hate those fuckers
     
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