Official Ukraine Thread: Welcome to Hell Motherfuckers

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by AU3kGT, Jun 21, 2015.

  1. Jean-Ralphio

    Jean-Ralphio A real toe-tapper
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    they bought the car with bitcoin
     
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  2. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    When you buy a car with Bitcoin do you pay for the insurance in Schrutbucks?
     
  3. Tarpon Nole

    Tarpon Nole Well-Known Member
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    We have two posters who know people over there, and have gotten updates from them. However, blotter still hasn’t checked in smgdh
     
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  4. pperc

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    I’m way behind on this, but who is blotter
     
  5. Corch

    Corch I wanna talk to Sampson
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    Would be cool if this place got bombed
     
  6. Voodoo

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    Search this thread for “cumshot compilation”
     
  7. Tarpon Nole

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    He was regurgitating Russian propaganda about nazis, war machines, and cumpilations while saying there was no way Russia would ever invade. If they did, he would go volunteer to fight alongside the nazis against the Russians
     
  8. pperc

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  9. pez

    pez Competent
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  10. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    This is concerning.

     
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  11. pperc

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    So he was a Russian spy on TMB???
     
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  12. jawsthegreat

    jawsthegreat Roll Tide, go Hoos.



    this is from a usually reliable account
     
  13. bro

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    They aren’t attacking Poland my man
     
  14. pperc

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    The humor they can maintain…
     
  15. Imurhuckleberry

    Imurhuckleberry Avid spectator of windmill warriors
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    TMB's volunteer representative on the front lines.
     
  16. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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  17. Tarpon Nole

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  18. GrizzliesDrew

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    Not the first pussy he’s lost
     
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  19. swiz

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    They want Bama
     
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  20. IV

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    does no one learn
     
  21. Imurhuckleberry

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    Taking that hit and not going down. Tough fucking plane.
     
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  22. jplaYa

    jplaYa CHAMPZY/SMOLTZY/CHELSEA
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    It’s pushing midnight in Kyiv. Morning needs to hurry up.

    I guess I thought tactically night would favor the Russians but circumstantially their inexperience with the urban areas seems to be immense and they’re being obliterated at night.

    Can’t wait to read a book on this.
     
  23. Tarpon Nole

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    theyre going to wait until 3 or 4am again
     
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  24. HoosDaMan

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    Russians start surrendering in mass :loldog:
     
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  25. Taffy

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    Is it Sunday there already?
     
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  26. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    *en masse
     
  27. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Finally we found a not-drugs not-gross-shit use-case for digital beanie babies
     
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  28. bwi2

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    *Hail Mary
     
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  29. beerleagueman

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    God I hope that tweet is correct
     
  30. NilesIrish

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    Friend and neighbor is a Lithuanian immigrant, we chatted briefly today, I made a comment about hoping it ends soon, she fired back that hope and prayers mean nothing, they need guns and money. I love that chick.
     
  31. Stagger Lee

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    "Hey, as part of your involuntary servitude, we'd appreciate it if you'd buy a tank. We've secured great financing terms."

    Hopefully, after Ukraine wins, it exempts people who bought tanks under this order from any restrictions against civilian ownership and operation of tanks. Talk about a badge of honor. Just driving your tank to and from work.
     
  32. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    If they do, when should we expect you in Poland?
     
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  33. Josey Wales

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    If Putin truly has trump by the balls then don can’t just do a public about face in his rhetoric. It’ll interesting to see how close the stays to his normal step and fetch it support and innuendo.
     
  34. Taffy

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    You uh...realise it was satirical...right?
    Apologies if I missed the sarcasm
     
  35. LetItSoak

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  36. Stagger Lee

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    This will be Putin's Operation Barbarossa.
     
  37. HoosDaMan

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    I’m dumb.
     
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  38. Stagger Lee

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    No. I thought that was a legit letter, because, well, Ukraine.
     
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  39. pperc

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    But it was from the British government lol
     
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  40. HoosDaMan

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    And we have Coach K a gift. Hmph
     
  41. Stagger Lee

    Stagger Lee Crazy. Sexy. Cool.
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    Touche.
     
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  42. jcb-r

    jcb-r Back and better than ever
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    Ample suntan lotion, but it's gotta be factor 12. No other SPF will do.
     
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  43. Aaron Hernandez

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    Placing troops on the Poland border when things aren’t going well is actually kind of scary.
     
  44. Joe Withabee

    Joe Withabee PS I have sifulus
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    You’re a lawyer that usually posts novels, and couldn’t gather any of that from reading that letter? Yikes
     
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  45. RavenNole

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    All EU countries are ready to close the airspace for Russia, according to ARD-Hauptstadtstudio, citing a source.
     
  46. Imurhuckleberry

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    Did you just divide by Poe's Law?
     
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  47. Shinzonᴵᴵ

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