Official Ukraine Thread: Welcome to Hell Motherfuckers

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  1. Tarpon Nole

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    not being a dick but (yes I know how it looks to type this out) you watched it?
     
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  2. shaolin5

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    Russia going broke and unraveling puts Putin in a very desperate position and that is scary.
    I have a feeling one way or another we are going to have to face a nuclear threat.
     
  3. Can I Spliff it

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    Morbid curiosity.

    Ingraham is such a worm
     
  4. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    This will be, as it always will be, his choice. We can’t prevent that if that’s going to be his ultimate play.
     
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  5. Tarpon Nole

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    kind of what I was saying a few pages ago. He gets backed into a corner and feels he can use a tactical nuke and we will be so afraid of escalating into all out nuclear war that he is able to get his seat at the table back

    I don’t think it will come to that, but I also don’t think we can 100% rule it out
     
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  6. IV

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    and at that point we’ll get to find out what our taxes have been paying for in 3 decades in terms of defense systems
     
  7. texasraider

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    It’d be cooler if he didn’t have a history of tweeting absolute bullshit
     
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  8. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    I’ll spare you the suspense. We can’t stop ‘em all.
     
  9. hoebekec

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    Seeing reports that it was an oil depot
     
  10. Tarpon Nole

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    just gotta hope the ones that get through are the ones headed for Mississippi and Alabama
     
  11. PrimordialBooze

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    I’m in Mississippi, I second this thought
     
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  12. IV

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    Wow you would wish death on me, that’s fucked up
     
  13. IV

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    Jokes aside I’m guessing Huntsville would be a target so that would suck
     
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  14. Aaron Hernandez

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    So was Germany waiting out the first couples days just to make sure it wasn’t going to be a quick victory?
     
  15. Detlef Schrempf

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    Yeah but I mean if we’re giving something up as a country Alabama is something I’m willing to lose.
     
  16. Tarpon Nole

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    ever since I was a little kid and learned about nuclear war, I always assumed since centcom was down the street from me I would be safe. Never took the time to look up if that was anywhere close to realistic
     
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  17. chuckmasterflex

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    Well, that sounds problematic
     
  18. Chumbolone

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  19. southlick

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  20. Can I Spliff it

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    Imagine the hell on earth that would erupt here if I couldn't pay for my popeyes spicy chicken sandwich with plastic.

    Don't even want to think about it
     
  21. BudKilmer

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  22. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    You can look up locations of missile silos in the US for a good idea of targets. I want to say Kansas may have the most continuous space between locations. Probably the safest spot from which to enjoy the nuclear winter.
     
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  23. Where Eagles Dare

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    Worst person does good
     
  24. Aaron Hernandez

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    Area on the Florida-Georgia border near Jacksonville would be in danger as well if anyone’s concerned.
     
  25. Whammy

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    Yup - gf is from Amelia Island, tons of nuclear subs in and out of that border river there
     
  26. Jake Barnes

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    Well you can fuck right off with that, sir.
     
  27. ned's head

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    I'm getting mixed messages from this post
     
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  29. Jake Barnes

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    You should have a thriving tato and mutfruit settlement in no time at all.
     
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  30. PrimordialBooze

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    In my head, I feel like cities would be nuked first, but I don’t know why you wouldn’t target farmland/pastures. Take out the food supply and let the people in cities kill each other for resources
     
  31. EMAW FC

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    stankonia is willing to drop bombs over baghdad
     
  32. IV

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    if nukes go up it doesn’t really matter at that point
     
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  33. Whammy

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    Did not expect this, apparently China spooked about the long dick of SWIFT
     
  34. PrimordialBooze

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    True
     
  35. buy_dont_lease

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    Fixed silos and command and control are the first targets. You neutralize the enemy’s capacity to counter if you can. You can’t, but you try.
     
  36. PrimordialBooze

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    Fucked if you do, fucked if you don’t. Human beings really are the worst, aren’t they
     
  37. bwi2

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    because the nuclear winter will kill the crops (and you need more of them)
     
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  39. Jake Barnes

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    I would be beyond shocked if we did not reach out to them beforehand about the SWIFT sanctions against Russia and come to an agreement.

    It’s entirely possible that Xi has realized he gravely miscalculated on this little adventure he sanctioned and is looking for a way out.
     
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  40. Aaron Hernandez

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    This is pretty awesome.
     
  41. PrimordialBooze

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    Excellent point
     
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  42. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    got just the guy for this job

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  43. Can I Spliff it

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    we only need strong, masculine crops that uphold the gender binary. These will surely survive nuclear winter
     
  44. Tarpon Nole

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    Ghost gets his 1,732nd kill of the war
     
  45. BudKilmer

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    Joe Biden is absolutely fucking Putin up. This is an absolute bloodbath
     
  46. shaolin5

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    I remember watching a BBC movie called "Threads" back in the 90's. It was about nuclear war. It was on YouTube for free, but I caution you on watching it (especially in this environment) because it will scare the fucking hell out of you
     
  47. THF

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    I was discussing this with the wife last night. In reading stuff from those involved with planning during the Cold War, the idea wasn’t to just hit major metropolitan areas, it was to ensure we never recovered from the strike.

    Russians were expected to target most military bases, power plants, logistical hubs, dams, airports, technological centers, factories, anything which could be valuable to us helping to rebuild.

    It’s really bleak actually.

    If it ever happened I am going to try and get us to South America as quickly as possible.