Official Ukraine Thread: Welcome to Hell Motherfuckers

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by AU3kGT, Jun 21, 2015.

  1. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    The United Nations just voted to hold an emergency special session, only the tenth time this has happened in history.
     
  2. Squints

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  3. dblplay1212

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    What am I watching? I assume thats a Ukraine player subbing in as captain?
     
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  4. Beachy Toast

    Beachy Toast It's fugazi.
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  5. Irush

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    yep
     
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  6. Tarpon Nole

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    wait….Kane is an elected official?
     
  7. herb.burdette

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    This is another shot of Berlin today:

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  8. timo

    timo molto bene
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    likely thermobaric and/or a large explosives / fertilizer / fuel depot was hit.
     
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  9. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    correct
     
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  10. bro

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    Kane predictably going from "moderate" "libertarian" to piece of shit politician pretty much the day he stepped foot in office. mask off, no pun intended
     
  11. lfriend

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    Shove a freedom 18 wheeler directly into your ass. Bitch.
     
  12. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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  13. Kevintensity

    Kevintensity Poster/Posting Game Coordinator
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  14. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Don’t talk shit on the Birmingham of Eastern Europe.
     
  15. HotMic

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  16. The Blackfish

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    Also apparently married to a Russian Twitter bot crystal12101960
     
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  17. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Mayor of Knox County, Tennessee (basically unincorporated Knoxville I believe)
     
  18. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    That was really good. Here's the link to his Nebula channel if anyone is interested in the Russia-Georgia episode
    https://nebula.app/reallifelore
     
  19. jplaYa

    jplaYa CHAMPZY/SMOLTZY/CHELSEA
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    That’s just a boomer using her birthday as her handle. It’s also likely her password
     
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  20. Trip McNeely

    Trip McNeely Guys like us....we are a dime a dozen
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    It’s amazing that in an attempt to achieve his decades-long fever dream of restoring Russia to former Soviet glory that Putin has simultaneously managed to show the world how inept his military is while also uniting nearly the entire world against him and destroying any future for his motherland so long as he’s alive. Pretty damn impressive actually.
     
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  21. Jake Barnes

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    How ironic will it be that Vladimir fucking Putin will be the engine for a more lasting world peace?
     
  22. CaneKnight

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    Kane should do a little research on what happened to fascist right wingers when they pissed off russia in WW2
     
  23. Jake Barnes

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    After listening to their UN ambassador's speech, it's still obvious that China can't see the forest for the trees.

    Their tunnel-vision is going to fuck up their plans, just haven't seemed to realize it yet.
     
  24. elfrid

    elfrid gabi, gabi, gabi
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    president of the polish football association



    sweden reiterating they won’t play russia either

     
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  25. jokewood

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    #TheMichiganDifference

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  26. Where Eagles Dare

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  27. Jean-Ralphio

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    that or nuclear winter.
     
  28. fsugrad99

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    In basically a three day weekend. Mind blowing efficiency.
     
  29. ono

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    Either way, we get rid of war I guess?
     
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  30. Jake Barnes

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    I'm deciding to be a glass half-full guy.
     
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  31. Jean-Ralphio

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    Thats a little naive
     
  32. Larry Sura

    Larry Sura Tuyuq. Fratzy
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    I don’t think we’ve seen explosions like this yet. Maybe other occurrences haven’t been caught on camera though.
     
  33. Jean-Ralphio

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    I mean i know what im hoping for
     
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  34. Beachy Toast

    Beachy Toast It's fugazi.
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  35. Irush

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    fuck
     
  36. Jean-Ralphio

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    they could have been blowing something up though. we dont know if the explosion is purely from the missile.
     
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  37. Jake Barnes

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    Look at the fear in this guy's eyes and tell me that anybody besides Vladimir Putin has any say in what's happening in that country.

     
  38. a.tramp

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    Going about as well as expected! I give it about 30 more minutes before all hell breaks loose.

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  39. Drew Swinney Esq

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  40. CUAngler

    CUAngler Royale with Cheese
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  41. Doc Louis

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    But that requires reading the thread before posting...
     
  42. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Give Ghost a Gundam
     
  43. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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  44. enjj

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    Who?
     
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  45. Walt Disney

    Walt Disney #Dawgzy
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    Explain like I’m 5 how all this financial stuff will impact the avg Russian the next few weeks/months
     
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  46. Carl Brutananadilewski

    Carl Brutananadilewski do what now?
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    explosive inflation overnight, since Russia doesn’t produce much there will also be runs on all kinds of things