Official Ukraine Thread: Welcome to Hell Motherfuckers

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by AU3kGT, Jun 21, 2015.

  1. IV

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    don’t think that would turn out well for China
     
  2. AbeFroman

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  3. jorge

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    Tanks become a thing, tank theft is invented, Ireland gains independence. Can't be a coincidence right?
     
  4. Poetic

    Poetic This ain't water.
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    This Canadian sniper the new Ghost of Kiev? I could use a fun, urban legend currently. Hope he pops a lot of tops and changes the tide of things.
     
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  5. Beachy Toast

    Beachy Toast Doing some beachy things.
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  6. angus

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    This was the first General that got got.

     
  7. Aaron Hernandez

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    What kind of shitty cuisine do you have if this is the level of desperation when the local McDonalds leaves?
     
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  8. Voodoo

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    Did this happen in Pripyat?
     
  9. angus

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    Maybe more of their being demoted from first world.
     
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  10. angus

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    Think it's that convoy outside of Kyiv.
     
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  11. Walt Disney

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    id wait in that line for my last mcgriddle and coke tbh
     
  12. westcoastbias

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    Note to self.. don’t text my location on unsecured comms if I ever become a Russia general in a war zone.
     
  13. Handcuffed

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    what do these "foreign soldiers" aka mercenaries do when there aren't wars to fight?
     
  14. Bruce Wayne

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    There are always wars to fight
     
  15. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Beat off and change the rims on their pickups.

    time for domestic violence
     
  16. Jake Barnes

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    Boy oh boy, who could have predicted this?

     
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  17. JonathanCoachman

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    Mao would have mixed feelings about being the senior partner with Russia by means of conquest through ruthless capitalism.
     
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  18. Where Eagles Dare

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    Wow this looks horrible on mobile.
     
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  19. Kevintensity

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    Curious about the ratio of rubles to schrute bucks now
     
  20. Jake Barnes

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    Give it a week and they’ll be 1:1
     
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  21. chuckmasterflex

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  22. Willpépé

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    Legos and sudoku.
     
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  23. JonathanCoachman

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    Chris Kyle killed the Admiral of Al Qaeda’s Navy from 147 miles away.

    Source: Chris Kyle
     
  24. IanBoyd

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  25. Blu Tang Clan

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    To be fair, McDonald’s restaurants abroad have way cooler menu options than the domestic restaurants do.
     
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  26. IanBoyd

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    This unironically is the end game though.

    By 2222 Greenland is probably gonna be the richest country in the world.
     
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  27. BP

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  28. jorge

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    I knew those nordic countries kept pumping oil for a reason.
     
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  29. AptosDuck

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    Moscow food was a special kind of lousy when I was there, but that was 1977
     
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  30. RockHardJawn39

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    Is this old? I guess poles don’t want Ukrainians picking up the migs in Poland, and US thinks it’s a bad idea to fly them to Ukraine from a nato base in Germany

     
  31. Name P. Redacted

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    Such a fun mission
     
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  32. JonathanCoachman

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    Why do you think my man HIGH IQ Donnie wanted to buy it from Denmark?

    Nevermind, turns out he thought it would be a great place to build golf courses because it has Green in its name.
     
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  33. Beachy Toast

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    Like most of your posts.
     
  34. ARSENAL

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    Become a substitute teacher and uncover a drug ring led by a gang in the school
     
  35. RockHardJawn39

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  36. joe-

    joe- the air is thick with hotdog flavor
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  37. UCFkc123

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    I’m sure there’s always a little something popping off in the world at any given time.
     
  38. joe-

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  39. jplaYa

    jplaYa CHAMPZY/SMOLTZY/CHELSEA
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    Fly them from Poland to Moldova. This sounds like an easy solution.
     
  40. Funshot Residue

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    FFS Poland, just leave the keys in the jets and the gate unlocked.
     
  41. Duck2013

    Duck2013 Hello
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    That mig rational is wiping before you shit stupid. I hate this country sometimes
     
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  42. Heavy Mental

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    does anyone on the board know anyone that has left the US to fight in the conflict?

    strong Spanish Civil War vibes. Where is Hemingway?
     
  43. Corky Bucek

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    Yes, blotter joined the Russia supporter from Texas and is currently in Crimea.
     
  44. Where Eagles Dare

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    Where do the hundreds of millions of dollars in rocket and other war toys originate from??
     
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  45. RockHardJawn39

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  46. ashy larry

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  47. Funshot Residue

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    "Fell off the back of a truck"


    I get what you're saying, completely. I suppose that the Javelins etc can be deemed "defensive" and allow plausible deniability on the part of the donors? It's all a bunch of bullshit, imo. I'd loan Ukraine the fucking Nimitz (fully crewed and armed) if it as up to me.
     
  48. Corky Bucek

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    :out:
     
  49. joe-

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  50. mc415

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    well in that case let’s allow Putin to commit genocide without impediment