Official Ukraine Thread: Welcome to Hell Motherfuckers

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by AU3kGT, Jun 21, 2015.

  1. Beachy Toast

    Beachy Toast Doing some beachy things.
    Donor
    Chicago White SoxChicago BearsChicago BlackhawksKansas State WildcatsMontreal Impact

  2. hoebekec

    hoebekec Fan of: Michigan State and all Detroit pro sports
    Donor
    Michigan State SpartansDetroit Red WingsDetroit LionsTiger WoodsDetroit PistonsArsenal

  3. One Knight

    One Knight https://www.twitch.tv/thatrescueguy
    Donor
    UCF KnightsTampa Bay Lightning

    well at least they are getting a little more inventive in their fake stories
     
  4. Tigers

    Tigers Admin of the Year 2011-2014
    Donor TMB OG
    Clemson TigersCarolina PanthersUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamOlympics

    Seems Putin didn't not announce any changes at their May 9th Parade last night. Many were keying into it expecting him to announce any or all of these- mass mobilization of Russia, declare war, expand conflict, etc...

    So sounds like a win to me- his speech was rather dull by recent standards.
     
  5. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
    Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksSan Francisco GiantsOklahoma City ThunderDallas CowboysSan Francisco 49'ersMontreal Impact

    Forgive my moment of going full conspiracy theorist, however I could definitely see this guy having made some anti Putin or anti war comments due to the impact financially on his company. Those comments being uncovered or simply someone turning him in, and Putin had him killed. I mean, toad poison?
     
    Prospector likes this.
  6. Tigers

    Tigers Admin of the Year 2011-2014
    Donor TMB OG
    Clemson TigersCarolina PanthersUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamOlympics

    Anyone know what these things are on people's butts? Is it simply a pad to sit on?

    Have seen tons of soldiers on both sides wearing them

    [​IMG]
     
  7. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG
    Atlanta HawksAtlanta FalconsAvengers

  8. Tigers

    Tigers Admin of the Year 2011-2014
    Donor TMB OG
    Clemson TigersCarolina PanthersUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamOlympics

  9. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersKansas City RoyalsKansas City ChiefsBig 8 ConferenceNebraska Cornhuskers alt

  10. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q

    i was unaware russia had a shaman problem
     
  11. hoebekec

    hoebekec Fan of: Michigan State and all Detroit pro sports
    Donor
    Michigan State SpartansDetroit Red WingsDetroit LionsTiger WoodsDetroit PistonsArsenal

    Maybe the shaman is the solution?
     
    BudKilmer and 40wwttamgib like this.
  12. repoocs

    repoocs Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet
    Donor
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishCincinnati RedsCincinnati BengalsXavier Musketeers

    Toadally.
     
    Randy Dangus, AbeFroman, WC and 27 others like this.
  13. Imurhuckleberry

    Imurhuckleberry Avid spectator of windmill warriors
    Donor
    Florida GatorsSan Francisco GiantsGolden State WarriorsSan Francisco 49'ers

    Rasputin 2.0?
     
    BWC, repoocs and BudKilmer like this.
  14. Clemson327

    Clemson327 Well-Known Member
    TMB OG
    Clemson TigersCarolina Panthers

    I’ve heard there are some Clemson men at the front so the safest bet is that it prevents them from getting goosed while looking through a scope.
     
    Doc Louis, ARCO, Jax Teller and 3 others like this.
  15. EagleDuck

    EagleDuck Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG
    Oregon DucksSeattle MarinersPortland Trail BlazersSeattle Seahawks

  16. IanBoyd

    IanBoyd Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Texas Longhorns

    [​IMG]
     
    Craig Pettis, WC, Jax Teller and 5 others like this.
  17. Irush

    Irush Fairwell Solenya
    Donor TMB OG

    They must have joined up with the Azov battalion
     
  18. Jax Teller

    Jax Teller Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesTennessee TitansNashville PredatorsNashville SC

    I would think it's some protection against the heat/flame of the launch...
    WhiskeyDelta ?
     
  19. Beachy Toast

    Beachy Toast Doing some beachy things.
    Donor
    Chicago White SoxChicago BearsChicago BlackhawksKansas State WildcatsMontreal Impact

  20. RockHardJawn39

    RockHardJawn39 #FranklinOUT
    Donor
    Penn State Nittany LionsSan Francisco GiantsPhiladelphia 76'ersPhiladelphia FlyersLiverpoolWrexham AFC

    The Fuck
     
  21. pperc

    pperc Well-Known Member
    Donor

    Join the EU in the multiverse
     
  22. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
    Virginia CavaliersDallas Cowboys

    Double A affiliate of the EU
     
  23. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
    Donor
    Clemson TigersNebraska CornhuskersCarolina Panthers

    Is there a streaming only version of the EU
     
  24. Wicket

    Wicket Fan: ND, PSV, Pool FC, Cricket, Urquel, Dog Crew
    Donor
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishSan Francisco GiantsNew Orleans SaintsChicago Cubs

    so wasnt the 9th supposed to be a huge date for the russians, feels kinda quiet tbqh
     
    broken internet likes this.
  25. Illinihockey

    Illinihockey Well-Known Member
    Chicago CubsChicago BullsChicago BearsChicago BlackhawksIllinois Fightin' IlliniLiverpool

    putin made a relatively subdued speech but didn’t announce anything new
     
    likes this.
  26. CUAngler

    CUAngler Royale with Cheese
    Donor TMB OG
    Clemson TigersAtlanta Braves



    We all know the way out is the way they entered. Putin is pot committed at this point with a shitty hand.
     
    40wwttamgib and Duck2013 like this.
  27. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
    Donor
    ArsenalTiger WoodsSneakersDallas Mavericks altTexas Tech Red Raiders alt

    Can’t bring in Ukraine until Brexit actually happens. Strict one in, one out club.
     
  28. enjj

    enjj Well-Known Member
    Donor

    Fuck you Frenchie.
     
    40wwttamgib and BudKilmer like this.
  29. theregionsitter

    theregionsitter Well-Known Member
    TMB OG
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishChicago White SoxIndianapolis ColtsColumbus Blue JacketsColumbus Crew

    EU politics is outrageously complicated and bloated
     
  30. audrew

    audrew Maste’sr of Education
    Donor TMB OG
    Auburn TigersMemphis Grizzlies

    This fucker croaked from toad juice?
     
  31. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersKansas City RoyalsKansas City ChiefsBig 8 ConferenceNebraska Cornhuskers alt

  32. ramszoolander

    ramszoolander Known for Buns
    Donor
    West Virginia MountaineersBirmingham Legion

    Some posters seem very unfamiliar with the shitshow that is the EU. Someone did an article at some point basically proving that, if you lost an election and had been in your country's hoi polloi long enough, you were gonna be appointed to the EU. I'm oversimplifying, but it's pretty shocking how perfect it is as an example of bureaucracy justifying bureaucracy.
     
  33. Beachy Toast

    Beachy Toast Doing some beachy things.
    Donor
    Chicago White SoxChicago BearsChicago BlackhawksKansas State WildcatsMontreal Impact

  34. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
    Donor

    Nice of her to finish up vip at the f1 race in time to report this important news.
     
    Doc Louis likes this.
  35. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
    Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksSan Francisco GiantsOklahoma City ThunderDallas CowboysSan Francisco 49'ersMontreal Impact

  36. joe-

    joe- the air is thick with hotdog flavor
    Donor TMB OG
    Kansas City RoyalsDSA

    I will have this mans babies

     
  37. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
    Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksSan Francisco GiantsOklahoma City ThunderDallas CowboysSan Francisco 49'ersMontreal Impact

    Really interesting thread. Goes on a lot of directions though.

     
    broken internet and angus like this.
  38. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
    Donor
    Florida State SeminolesTexas RangersAustin FCNXTAEW

    Giving those Russian forces the easy out of just crossing back into Russia and going home
     
  39. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
    Donor
    ArsenalTiger WoodsSneakersDallas Mavericks altTexas Tech Red Raiders alt

    Wellbye.gif
     
  40. WhiskeyDelta

    WhiskeyDelta Well-Known Member
    Donor

    Not sure but that'd be my guess. Looks like there's some burn holes on the upper right corner so could be to protect their ass from bits of burning debris as well; hot metal on skin is NOT a good feel.
     
  41. enjj

    enjj Well-Known Member
    Donor

  42. WhiskeyDelta

    WhiskeyDelta Well-Known Member
    Donor

    The US government is quite the dumpster fire but at least we got rid of the Articles of Confederation. The EU is a similar system with about 250 times the population.
     
    40wwttamgib, , Jake Barnes and 2 others like this.
  43. Beachy Toast

    Beachy Toast Doing some beachy things.
    Donor
    Chicago White SoxChicago BearsChicago BlackhawksKansas State WildcatsMontreal Impact

  44. RockHardJawn39

    RockHardJawn39 #FranklinOUT
    Donor
    Penn State Nittany LionsSan Francisco GiantsPhiladelphia 76'ersPhiladelphia FlyersLiverpoolWrexham AFC

    Austria loves to cozy up to a facist dictator
     
  45. joe-

    joe- the air is thick with hotdog flavor
    Donor TMB OG
    Kansas City RoyalsDSA

    maybe that Gavrilo Princip fella was on to something gbr
     
    audrew, 42yard, The Banks and 9 others like this.
  46. Mosby

    Mosby Well-Known Member
    Penn State Nittany LionsPittsburgh SteelersPittsburgh Penguins

    Can't wait for the "it's time to nuke Lithuania" from the Russian TV talking heads tonight
     
    40wwttamgib likes this.
  47. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
    Donor
    Utah UtesArkansas Razorbacks

    Hypersonic Missiles Used In Russian Attack On Civilian Targets In Ukraine
    By Bill Galluccio

    May 10, 2022

    Russia of firing hypersonic missiles in an attack that targeted civilian structures in the port city of Odesa. Seven missiles were fired at the city, including three Kinzhal hypersonic missiles.

    The missile strikes leveled a shopping mall, a warehouse, and several hotels and resulted in at least one fatality and left five others injured.

    "These strikes did not achieve any military aim," Odesa native Oleksiy Honcharnko told Newsweek. "Maybe it will scare off some of the citizens who were planning to return to their homes, but strategically speaking, it changes nothing."

    The continued bombardment of Odesa has turned many people in the city against Russia.

    "If before the war Odesa was around 40% pro-Russian, now it's 90% pro-Ukrainian," Sergey Steblina, a local designer, told Newsweek. "I'm not going anywhere, and most of the people I know who evacuated in March are still planning to come back."

    This is not the first time Russia has used its advanced hypersonic missiles in Ukraine. They were also used in March in strikes on an underground storage facility and a fuel storage depot.

    The missiles can be launched from MiG-31 fighter jets and are nearly impossible to shoot down, even with advanced missile defense systems.
     
  48. Carl Brutananadilewski

    Carl Brutananadilewski do what now?
    Donor