Official USWNT Thread

Damnit sonnett

(just getting it out of eye way)

 

I just don’t understand her obsession with heaps

 

Lily is perfect

 

CAT!!! I’ll take it! Perfect cross from Coop Dog.

 

What’s goal all around. Lyss has taken her speed from 90 to 99 this season. She flies. Perfect touch from Cat. Coffeys dorky ass with a perfect hit. Class ladies.

 

Alyssa Thompson with the footwork and ball in, Cat Macario sets it up, and Sam Coffey BOOTS IT 🚀 (via @uswnt.ussoccer.com)

— NWSL (@nwslsoccer.com) 2025-05-31T22:26:19.753Z

 

coffey_r_u_not_entertained.mp4

— andré (@838carlisle.bsky.social) 2025-05-31T22:25:03.876Z

 

Too Easy for Cat 😤 #USWNT x #VW

— U.S. Women’s National Soccer Team bot (@uswntbot.com) 2025-05-31T22:14:14.496Z

Alyssa Thompson with the footwork and ball in, Cat Macario sets it up, and Sam Coffey BOOTS IT 🚀 (via @uswnt.ussoccer.com)

— NWSL (@nwslsoccer.com) 2025-05-31T22:26:19.753Z

How about that goal, Sam??

— U.S. Women’s National Soccer Team bot (@uswntbot.com) 2025-05-31T22:22:52.804Z

 

DAMNIT DUMP

 

Need to get Lo out there to start playing some through balls. Heaps just ain’t it.

 

Shit ball from Heaps but lucky for her Coop is awesome and makes her look good.

 

I would have bet a lot of money Wambach would be #1

 

Lily’s just toying with them out there

 

just saying…

— Meg Linehan (@meglinehan.com) 2025-05-31T22:59:28.930Z

 

Like the 5th or 6th perfect cross from Coop

From end to end 🤝 #USWNT x #Volkswagen

— U.S. Women’s National Soccer Team bot (@uswntbot.com) 2025-05-31T22:57:19.792Z

 

Sam’s……..boooo

LO!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

To the windowwwwwwwsssssss

 

She’s so short

 

That’s why Roger loves her, makes his tiny ass feel tall.

 

the u20s qualified today for the wc in poland in september

 

The U23s will be interesting because they’ll have a lot of first teamers on there

 

hopefully the newbies gravitate more towards shaw and fish than they do korbin

 

Hilarious

Uncle Naeher with the sparkling hat is a vibe ✨ 📸 malpugh

— The Women's Game (@womensgamemib.bsky.social) 2025-06-01T21:47:48.936Z

 

Didn’t realize it was my KC girlies doing all the damage. Excited that Long’s proving to be more than a nepo.

 

Hmm, I guess Lily will be the 10?

 

Becky getting her accolades tonight after Desi Scott got hers from Canada on Sunday. 2 legends at the CB spot.

 

What in the hell is this lady playing?

 

Nice goal

 

Sentnor can find that net. Just a perfect ball from Lily. her so much.

 

Lily with an absolute dime

 

Damn lily. That back heel was cold

 

Foxy’s being a menace. Could watch the first rough passing between Junior and Lily all day.

 

bump

 

Lucky goal, but that girl knows where to be.

 

US with the Sean Dyche goal kick method

 

lol @ Lily’s “step overs”

 

That’s like the third or fourth time Thompson had room but didn’t pull the trigger.

 

Junior's got to love that Lo gets to play next to her.

 

BIDEN YOLO!!!!!

 

lol, I forgot I paused to go to the bathroom. I was wondering how you were so far ahead

 

I’ve also found HBO’s stream is ahead on TNT’s broadcast. FotMob’s updates are faster than my TNT.

 

Our girls are allergic to playing a first time cross

 

Coop! All three of my girls are out there .

 

No, play that one to the 6

 

I just called Heaps “Tobin” because these damn new names confuse me.