Oh man, I was way off---Songs and Phrases you got wrong

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  1. Jim Brockmire

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    Stevie Nicks had this incredibly annoying song called "Edge of Seventeen" in which she sings "just like the white-wing dove" but I've always heard "just like a one-wing-dove".

    There's Brenda Lee's "Rockin around the Christmas tree" where she clearly says "later we'll have fuckin' pie"...

    Also, in one of his "Twist" songs, Chubby Checker really sounds like he's saying "come on little bitch... And do the twist"
     
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  2. Boyd Crowder

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    I had always thought Vanilla Ice ripped off Queen's "Under Pressure" in "Ice Ice Baby". But then I heard his explanation and it totally made sense:

     
  3. Shiggityshwo

    Shiggityshwo from the porch i take a pee
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    I've had two friends, who run in completely different circles, both tell me they thought Bush was singing about "Little peas and carrots" tearing at his brains again
     
  4. Shiggityshwo

    Shiggityshwo from the porch i take a pee
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    also I now know the Britta thing isn't about the water filter
     
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  5. Taques

    Taques let's mosey
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    fuck so did i
     
  6. Taques

    Taques let's mosey
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    i also used to say "eckspecially" and "fermilliar" and "eckspresso" but now im not a terrible person anymore
     
  7. Tiffin

    Tiffin Florida is a penis.
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    Someone once told me they thought it was "I'm blue if I was green I would die if I was green I would die"
     
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  8. AlternativeFactsRule

    AlternativeFactsRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Probably a Michigan fan.
     
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  9. Tiffin

    Tiffin Florida is a penis.
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    It annoys me that we call Brett Favre Brett FaRve, but, you know, Mississippi.
     
  10. "There's a bathroom on the right."


    I was straight r'tarded
     
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  11. BamaNug

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    :roll:

    that's awesome
     
  12. Mike

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    Wife still uses expecially. I still correct her. It usually doesn't go well after I ask her if she wants every semi-intelligent person she is around to think she's retarded. She's not but that one damn thing that she refuses to correct irritates the fuck out of me.

    I used to think signifiCant was signifiGant.
     
  13. 2

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    Kenny Chesney, I Lost It

    No one can make me cry
    Make me laugh
    Make me smile
    Or drive me mad like a cheetah
    It's like a curse that is the cure
    Better or worse, one thing's for sure
    It's real love and I don't know what I'd do
    If I lost it
     
  14. ANTWONE

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    Once had a girl (from Indiana mind you) tell me that the "wind shield" was in the negatives that night
     
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  15. Daddy Rabbit

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    So many of mine already listed. One-wing dove. Jipped.

    Elton John - Rocketman
    "Bars aint the kind of place to raise your kids..."

    Allman Brothers - Statesboro Blues
    "Going to the country, baby do you want to go"

    I didn't know gypsies were a thing until recently and still dont know what they really are.

    "Thats mighty white of you" said that a few times until a buddy said that's racist .
     
  16. Daddy Rabbit

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    But you and I we've been through that
    And this is not our fate
    So let us not talk falsely now
    As I was getting laid. Heyy
     
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  17. SD_Irish

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    For the longest time I butchered "Plush" by Stone Temple Pilots.

    "where ya going with the mask I found?"

    Until I was corrected by my friend while singing it in a bar no less, I thought for sure Scott Weiland was saying, "Where Ya going where the master found". Makes no sense, right. Yup - didn't know any better.
     
  18. Taffy

    Taffy Token Brit poster
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    Really?
     
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  19. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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    what the fuck? that song is great
     
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  20. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    Some of these are hilarious and some are very sad. Context should have been enough to explain 75% of these but I love you all the same.

    And I remember Joe_Pesci and the whole Britta thing unfolding. Good times, good times.
     
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  21. Shu

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    I was on a cruise in 2002. I heard this great song on the radio a couple times (for the first time ever).

    By the 3rd time, I knew the main chorus "no woman, no pride."

    I get back home and I was telling a couple friends about how I heard this awesome (new to me) song....And they asked what it's called. I said I didn't know, but the chorus is something like "no woman no pride."

    They just laughed and were like you're fucking kidding. That's Bob Marley. "No Woman, No Cry."

    Not sure what is worse - I was almost 21 years old and had never heard that song or that I fucked up the lyrics that bad....in all places Jamaica.
     
  22. Jim Brockmire

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    To each their own.
     
  23. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I got a little problem with you not fuckin me
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    HOOSINSC
     
  24. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    When I was little I had no idea what the Arby's hat was. I thought it was a fish for the longest time but that never made sense to me because Arby's didn't serve fish. Go ahead and shame me.
     
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  25. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    what are you implying?
     
  26. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Its ultimate source is a phrase in classical Greek. Plutarch's Apophthegmata Laconica (178B) has την σκαφην σκαφην λεγοντας (ten skafen skafen legontas). σκαφη (skafe) means "basin, trough", but Erasmus mis-translated it (as if from σπάθη spáthe) as ligo "shovel" in his Apophthegmatum opus. Lucian De Hist. Conscr. (41) has τα συκα συκα, την σκαφην δε σκαφην ονομασων (ta suka suka, ten skafen de skafen onomason) "calling a fig a fig, and a trough a trough".

    The phrase was introduced to English in 1542 in Nicolas Udall's translation of Erasmus, Apophthegmes, that is to saie, prompte saiynges. First gathered by Erasmus:[2]

    Philippus aunswered, that the Macedonians wer feloes of no fyne witte in their termes but altogether grosse, clubbyshe, and rusticall, as they whiche had not the witte to calle a spade by any other name then a spade.

    It is evident that the word spade refers to the instrument used to move earth, a very common tool. The same word was used in England, Denmark, and in the Netherlands, Erasmus' country of origin.
     
  27. Joshuam2107

    Joshuam2107 SUH DUDE
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    I thought the rumored lyrics were on a similarly gay note but went
    "I'm blue I'm in need of a guy (and then the rest of that jibberish)"
     
  28. brolift

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    fag
     
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  29. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    :gays:
     
  30. brolift

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    Please don't out me on the internet. People here respect me.
     
  31. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    You're a common tool
     
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  32. jaygabriel

    jaygabriel What the fuck Salami?!?!
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    Dated a girl that was bi-racial in college (black/Hispanic), and often got chastised for referring to her as "mulatto". Truly didn't think that people found that offensive. Never quit using the term, though.
     
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  33. NP13

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    i'm a leprechaun gangster

    na nananana
     
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  34. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL

    I still don't know how to pronounce the word "pronounce."
     
  35. CUtigers86

    CUtigers86 Well-Known Member

    You know things like that go on outside of the U.S. right?
     
  36. Redav

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    No, I had no idea
     
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  37. TLAU

    TLAU Dog Crew
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    I'm not alone in the world. Thank you
     
  38. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I don’t cry. I Saab.

    This whole time I thought Semi-Charmed Life was boop boop boop, boop boop boop boop, boop boop boop, boop boop boop boop
     
  39. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    When I was a kid, I used to think that word was "milano" because the cookies were half white and half black.
    Kinda like an inside out oreo (which some kids also used to describe someone who was half white/half black).

    I even had it all figured out: black dad, white mom was a milano; black mom, white dad was an oreo.
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  40. jkun

    jkun UGA, United, Falcons, Braves, Tennis, Chelsea
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    Someone was showing me a picture of their child (not newborn) the other day and I said "Oh he's really cute" and she goes "it's a girl"

    I got that wrong
     
  41. Kuch

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    Little wine, I dig that girl (Spill the wine, take the pearl)
    also worked with a guy that always thought it was "I wanna rock n roll all night, and part of every day"
     
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  42. Petito

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    This is a scene from Role Models
     
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  43. allothersnsused

    allothersnsused Wow that’s crazy
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    Not really a song or a phrase, but I had no fuckin clue that thing was a D. Don't really know what I thought it was, some weird kind of symbol. I just didn't think about it much when I was a kid.

    :facepalm:
     
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  44. lhprop1

    lhprop1 Fullsterkur
    Staff Donor
    Minnesota Golden GophersMinnesota Twins

    I thought when my wife said "I do" she was saying "Let's have lots of sex."

    I was wrong.
     
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  45. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse She came up and asked if I wanted a Big Mac.
    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesDallas Cowboys

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  46. Pancho

    Pancho Former user Poster Nutbag's dog
    Donor

    Wait, that's wrong?
     
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  47. RSK

    RSK Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG
    Brooklyn NetsBaltimore RavensNew Jersey DevilsManchester United

    I thought it was a backwards G

    I was retarded
    Still might be
     
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  49. AlternativeFactsRule

    AlternativeFactsRule Mmm ... Coconuts
    Donor TMB OG
    Michigan WolverinesSwansea

    I just don't understand how many people in this thread have claimed to have misheard lyrics that are actually the title of the song. That does not make sense to me.
     
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