Oh Miley

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  1. 19B

    19B Did your parents have any children that lived?

    Let's see...I'm 39, have a couple kids and an extremely prego wife, mostly out of shape and game is long gone, and I'm drinking bourbon on the couch on a Saturday night. Nubile 20 year old with banging body, 9 figures in the bank, and a kinda stupid haircut? Yeah, totally wouldn't fuck her.
     
  2. Xander Crews

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    Bitch has a better beard than I did at 19.
     
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  3. NCHusker88

    NCHusker88 We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    she has a better beard than I do today
     
  4. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    she's an "artist" and will always be reinventing herself and doing shit for attention, they can't stand still. fuck that.
     
  5. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I'd fuck her but you are correct.
     
  6. stangd

    stangd I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch
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    God she's ugly like that, but I'd still fucking smash!
     
  7. Swt

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    I'm pretty sure I'd still fuck her if she wasn't famous. I can smell a good fuck on that bony bitch.
     
  8. Damion

    Damion Fan of: Firing Butch Jones
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    I'd still fuck her

    l mean I've fucked far worse
     
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  9. Granadafan

    Granadafan Well-Known Member

    I've slayed some beasts in my time sometimes sober, sometimes not. Miley wasn't the worst of the bunch. If I could get it up for that fat chick and cigarette breath, then I could do Miley. I wouldn't feel very proud about it though.
     
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  10. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    i heard there's a miley sextape. truths?
     
  11. TDCD

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    dont play with my emotions like this
     
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  12. Sam Elliott

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    With her fiancee or someone else?
     
  13. Fudd

    Fudd 2 many Urkels on your team that’s why your Winslow
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    I didn't want it to go public, but she is an attention-seeking whore.

    :quagmire:
     
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  14. Arkie Proud

    Arkie Proud The Dungeon Master
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    :ohgosh:
     
  15. James Doakes

    James Doakes Well-Known Member

    Yeah, no. It's just a spam link going around.
     
  16. Jigga

    Jigga I am Steve Rogers
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    There is 0% chance that she has never not had sex on camera. I mean lets just be honest here.

    Has it leaked is another story.
     
  17. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure Don’t touch the bike
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    I'm convinced every single female under the age of 27 has a sextape or nudes. Unless she's a nun or too poor for a phone with a camera, every girls has sent pics or been recorded getting skewered
     
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  18. wtx

    wtx you don't want zero problems big fella
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    bitch really went all fucking crazy

    [​IMG]

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  19. ColeTrickle

    ColeTrickle tmb scares me to death
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    Least shocking development I've ever read
     
  20. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Proud Chrysler LeBaron owner
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    She lesbian now?
     
  21. construxboy

    construxboy xenForo is the new TMB
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    Serious question: Do you think she was naturally fucked up, fucked up from a "famous" daddy, or fucked up from becoming famous herself?
     
  22. Corky Bucek

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    A combination of both
     
  23. Corky Bucek

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    Still one of my favorite posts I have made
     
  24. wtx

    wtx you don't want zero problems big fella
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    idk but she's the next lohan

    maybe even worse

    go read her twitter

    she's fucked in the head
     
  25. Corky Bucek

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    All women are fucked in the head
     
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  26. wtx

    wtx you don't want zero problems big fella
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    i know trust me

    just ask anyone who reads the stupid shit your wife/gf does

    but this bitch is really fucked up
     
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  27. Corky Bucek

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    I'm 40 or so pages back, shit depresses me as a single man
     
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  28. RU-Omega Potato

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzBmQMyYDBk
     
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  29. tne

    tne Now tagging people with spaces in their name
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    like the new look

    do you girl
     
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  30. Fudd

    Fudd 2 many Urkels on your team that’s why your Winslow
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  31. Degausser

    Degausser Well-Hung Member
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    bitch fucking hates bras
     
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  32. Fudd

    Fudd 2 many Urkels on your team that’s why your Winslow
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    [​IMG]
     
  33. Degausser

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    image doesn't show up for me
     
  34. Corky Bucek

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    She got them submarine titties
     
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  35. $abear

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    And I fucking hate bitches that don't hate bras. :jamalshewrote:
     
  36. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    shes a warpig
     
  37. wtx

    wtx you don't want zero problems big fella
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    this is the pic that Fudd tried posting

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  38. Degausser

    Degausser Well-Hung Member
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    that sweater appears to be keeping her warm
     
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  39. TheoB

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    is there such a thing as too pokey?
     
  40. OHW

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    At first I thought that website said poopoholic.com.
     
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  41. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Those were 3 things.
     
  42. Wu

    Wu LKY did nothing wrong
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    Your shameless self promotion is appalling.

    damn right i liked it anyway
     
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  43. Section8

    Section8 Fan of: "Fan of section", greenboard.
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    Leave it to Corky to self promote........

    I liked it too (to drunk to find the :awesomeface: thingy
    but not too drunk to type it out :mulletsmug:
     
  44. Zap Branigan

    Zap Branigan I suffer from a very sexy learning disability.
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    the slow transformation of turning into a hipster
     
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  45. wtx

    wtx you don't want zero problems big fella
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    slow?

    that bitch went from being normal with hair to having bald and dressing fucking crazy in one day

    not that slow
     
  46. Zap Branigan

    Zap Branigan I suffer from a very sexy learning disability.
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    :idk: i dont follow this chicks life everyday, its been a few weeks and it comes in waves
     
  47. wtx

    wtx you don't want zero problems big fella
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    lol i said having bald

    been drinking too much
     
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  48. She reminds me of a certain crackhead that pretty much was just like this not that long ago...
     
  49. TheChatch

    TheChatch Big Paws On A Puppy.
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    She's trying too hard and looks like shit. Needs to go back to dressing like a slut for attention. Fuck your coffee and scarfs. Snort some blow, doll your hair up, wear a pushup bra, put some makeup on, and shake your ass in my face.

    :americafuckyeah:
     
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  50. Yanks711

    Yanks711 TMB's Hoosier
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    I'm pretty sure that if she wasn't Miley Cyrus and rich and famous, I wouldn't give her the time of day at the bar on a random Friday. Then again I'm hammered right now.
     
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