Oh Miley

respect that kind of flexibility

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOwblaKmyVw

 

At first glance of the first picture in OP, I thought Miley was tongue blasting a roasted turkey, and I thought to myself, 'Man, she's probably pretty fucking ripped.'

Then I realized it was a black cock cake, and it made much more sense. I always figured she was a snicker-licker. It's what all daughters of white-trash, redneck hicks do.

Not that there is anything wrong with it.

Edit: I would also like to add that I am a huge fan of 'Party in the USA.' And the fact that Thome Yorke made her cry. And the fact she has never actually heard a Jay-Z song.

 

She looks like she went lesbo/butch, tbh.

 

That wasn't terrible

 

gonna need video plz tyvm

 

ever since she became legal, she's gotten uglier and uglier.

 

so what are the "three words you should never say to a guy" on p.174???

my guess would be "can we talk?"

 

just show me the fucking vag so i can decide if i ever want to click on this thread again

 

I feel like there is a picture somewhere, that you can actually kinda see her vag in a dress/skirt type of situation. use that google machine.

 

It's on page 3 of this thread.

 

Spoiler

 

So she's the outdoorsy type. She's a Tennessee girl at heart.

 

And she's a piss dawg

 

Looks like a 40 year old MILF in the first picture. She's hot af with long hair

 

she is so much more attractive than the rest of her family

 

just a weird af post

 

especially given he is the least attractive human being in his entire family lineage.

 

Billy Ray is way hotter you're crazy dump

 

so glad shes grown out of her super crazy phase

 

Every now & then she reminds me of a drugged up pornstar from the 70’s or 80’s.

 

I remember this outfit from Debbie Does Dallas

 

Just please don’t try to do the pixie hair bullshit again.

 

Ehhhhhh

 

I could be convinced to lay down with her.

 

I embrace that phase due to the fact it yielded many titty nipples

 

Brandi Love 20 years younger

 

and like 20 cup sizes smaller

 

With 40% ass

 

Dat long hair

 

Lol what

 

Her account must be closed on weekends.

 

Happy Easter indeed

 

That Achy Breaky heart is beyond broken

 

Tits looking phenomenal

 

My best friend Leslie said she's just being Miley

 

she is so much more attractive than the easter bunny

 

Easter Bunny has feelings too man

 

She's always been a good looking girl with a deceptively good voice. Just had to wait for her to navigate those "I'm not a Disney star anymore let me show you," early 20s. She's good to go now.

 

Not during the three day period when it is dead.