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  1. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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  2. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    Elizabeth was clearly having a stroke. Hope she's okay.
     
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  3. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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  4. wtx

    wtx you don't want zero problems big fella
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  5. wtx

    wtx you don't want zero problems big fella
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  6. Nemesis05

    Nemesis05 Well-Known Member
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  7. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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  8. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    Mostly talking about Hilary lately.

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  9. OHW

    OHW Well-Known Member
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  10. The Milkman

    The Milkman Send lawyers, guns and money, shit has hit the fan

    I like how Jack confirmed his post was "so true" literally one minute after the original post
     
  11. DrTomOsbourne

    DrTomOsbourne Insane Woman Magnet
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    R.I.P. Patricia Rose
     
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  12. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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  13. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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    i think this one was in the last thread but oh well

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  14. dukebuckeye

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    LOL GOOD MORNING
     
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  15. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    I want to hear more about kemp trails
     
  16. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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  17. Taques

    Taques let's mosey
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    This is so true
     
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  18. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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    My favorites are the ones of people sending comments to Facebook accounts with the names Gmail Login and Search Google. I'll try to find them.
     
  19. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    Glad to know there's a reddit page that posts this shit. I was devastated when the tumblr page was taken down a few years back.

    It's difficult to keep up with this stuff on your own. Lyner and Petty are the two I follow religiously. Still mad that Frank Wineinger won't accept my friend request :(
     
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  20. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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    this one was definitely in the old thread, but it is a classic

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  21. wtx

    wtx you don't want zero problems big fella
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  22. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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    Tylenol would never know something like that
     
  23. Truman

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    *coral
     
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  24. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Creator of the 'Official Dads of TMB' thread.
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    This is a lie!

    Thanks,
    A-MOM
     
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  25. Boyd Crowder

    Boyd Crowder Stealin' money and blowin' shit up
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    I had these classics saved at least:

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  26. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    A-MOM
     
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  27. DrTomOsbourne

    DrTomOsbourne Insane Woman Magnet
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    So I mean I really think she died.
     
  28. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I don’t cry. I Saab.

    He swore by that Glisten. I can hear him now, "who left the cap off my fucking Glisten?!"
     
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  29. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    Marrying your brother's ex wife after he dies is not something I can get behind.
     
  30. TDCD

    TDCD Handling the Fisher account
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    wrong thread but any update on that super beta guy who always does those cartoons of him and his GF
     
  31. Boyd Crowder

    Boyd Crowder Stealin' money and blowin' shit up
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    Obviously you aren't familiar with Deuteronomy 25:5, which our lovely Patricia took to heart:

    If brethren dwell together, and one of them die, and have no child, the wife of the dead shall not marry without unto a stranger: her husband's brother shall go in unto her, and take her to him to wife, and perform the duty of an husband's brother unto her.

    And I don't think she's dead. She is in some loony bin. I expect her to be posting again and with much vigor soon enough. The Lord wills it.
     
  32. wtx

    wtx you don't want zero problems big fella
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  33. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    Poor Gike.
     
  34. Arkie Proud

    Arkie Proud The Dungeon Master
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  35. Celemo

    Celemo Meatball's Dad
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    ((watches thread))
     
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  36. kmac1231

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    My mother in law is the worst. I'll try to get some screen shots for the amusement of the board.
     
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  37. Rebelution

    Rebelution I'm not superstitious but I am a little stitious.
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    Shut the fuck up Gike.
     
  38. bhrangerfan0809

    bhrangerfan0809 Sprinkles are for Spelling Bee Winners™
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  39. Taques

    Taques let's mosey
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  40. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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  41. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye P.G.I.T
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  42. kmac1231

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    Thank you for listen!
     
  43. Artoo

    Artoo Ah Skywalker, Missed you I have.
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    Bonnie and Ronnie are 100% together, right?
     
  44. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia this that slumdog millionaire Bollywood flow
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    I don't think the horsey surprise thread survived, so

    Juicer.jpg
     
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  45. soulfly

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    Bonnie and Ronnie akshaly ale
     
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  46. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I don’t cry. I Saab.

    I'm Gichael Bluth, aren't I?

    For Christ's sake, Michael, it's a typo. They even got your birthday wrong.

    That is my birthday.

    So close to Christmas. That must've been tough.
     
  47. Gtr

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    first husband died in a "work accident" too :warn:
     
  48. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I don’t cry. I Saab.

    Seems more like things old, racist white people do but that's none of my business
     
  49. OHW

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    Because of course the teachers choose which holidays they get out of school for.