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  1. THE GUBBS

    THE GUBBS fuck off
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    this is like non-taxable pot .people want me not to tax them , but they don,t realize how many times they taxed me ?'and nancy peloisi .
    likes to talk a lot ,but donate a little money it,s not happening .
    look at America right now ! government is shut down , people out of work .
    guess what ?
    I don,t see any democrate who is fucking with people willing to pay the wages ? they just sit and talk.
    and as far as pot goes u tax me ?
    I tax u .
     
  2. THE GUBBS

    THE GUBBS fuck off
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    u want to sit on tmb and argue about stupid cop shit .
    make tmb so nothing is ot is a laugh.
    then want me to be a nice person ????????????????????????????
    4 presidents in a row not able to balance the budget .
    republican democrate all of them .
    what a joke .
     
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  3. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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    this lady answered her own question a few days later

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  4. THE GUBBS

    THE GUBBS fuck off
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    kinda like only winning 4 games the year before and starting shit with people that went 25-1 ?
    duh?
    after going 0-13 you hardly heard a peep out of us ?
    oh well must have used that empty coconut for a rattler? meh ?
     
  5. wtx

    wtx you don't want zero problems big fella
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  6. TC

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    DRUGS, MURDER AND CRIME
     
  7. chet fire

    chet fire Man in Members Only jacket

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    Probably fake, but plausibly real.
     
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  8. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Feel like old people aren’t posting enough on Facebook.

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  9. George Costanza

    George Costanza It's not a lie if you believe it
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    Wow this is invaluable info. Life saving, even
     
  10. TC

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    "I've got this guy hostage but fuck, guess he needs a pepperoni pizza. Nothing I can do about that."
     
  11. TC

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    I work at a college and we have our own version of this code. "Excuse me, DR. WALSH is up front. Do you have a moment?"

    (Dr. Walsh is a deceased professor!)
     
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  12. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure Don’t touch the bike
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    Where the hell are you where you can’t call 911 but can order a pizza?
     
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  13. HatterasJack

    HatterasJack Is your refrigerator running? It's Mike Hunt.
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    Not sure if serious.
     
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  14. Abductor: shit yeah, go ahead and order up some 'za

    Hostage: (picks up phone) *beep* *boop* *boop*

    Abductor: oh neat they have the number memorized
     
  15. beist

    beist Hyperbolist
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    Canada maybe
     
  16. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure Don’t touch the bike
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    Yes. I mean where would it be ok to order a pizza but not call 911. The hostage example was the only one I could think of but that’s still ludicrous that you’d think you’d be allowed to order a pizza.
     
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  17. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure Don’t touch the bike
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    At a party
    Oh shit I think I’m having a heart attack but don’t wanna look like a puss.
    “Hey guys, who wants pizza”
     
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  18. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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  19. HatterasJack

    HatterasJack Is your refrigerator running? It's Mike Hunt.
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    Gotcha, I misunderstood what you meant.

    Besides, everyone knows that you pretend to order ham and pineapple on the pizza so they know you are a psychopath and send someone to arrest/baker act you.
     
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  20. racer

    racer Forecheck, Backcheck, Paycheck, buddy.
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    I think the situation was pretty much set
    up like “bitch, order me a god damn pizza or I’ll cut your fucking throat.”

    Not
    “hey, mr abuser can I call 911?”
    No way bitch.
    “Well then can I order pizza?”
    Ok. But you have to promise not to call 911.
    “Sure thing.”
    Really, you promise?
     
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  21. Nah no pizza but they're definitely swinging by Horton's
     
  22. HotMic

    HotMic Mr So-and-So
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    I do something similar to this every now and then. Sometimes i’ll call and order a “large sausage pizza” and meet the delivery guy at the Knights Inn behind the abandoned K-Mart.
     
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  23. As a serial abductor, I've learned from my past mistakes and now it's all Dominoes pizza tracker.
     
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  24. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure Don’t touch the bike
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    But then they can triangulate your phone. Rookie.
     
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  25. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    That post needs to clarify that when you order the pizza make sure you don’t order cheese. Otherwise they’ll just have a Clinton lackey show up at the door with an abducted child for you.
     
  26. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    This van looks suspicious enough to post on Facebook, noting concern.

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  27. TC

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    Thanks for posting this. I’ve reposted to several other groups. Better to be safe than sorry
     
  28. BamaNug

    BamaNug GUWOP
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    Nice neighborhood, herb
     
  29. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Watch your lawnmower doesn’t get stolen
     
  30. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    They need to set 911 up with text. A victim texting a friend to call 911 for them happens everyday, but you better hope the friend actually does it.
     
  31. SP1

    SP1 Ball State #1
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    Wut
     
  32. George Costanza

    George Costanza It's not a lie if you believe it
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  33. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    People find themselves in situations where they can’t verbally call the police, like domestic abuse.
     
  34. racer

    racer Forecheck, Backcheck, Paycheck, buddy.
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    Pretty sure apple has this feature
     
  35. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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  36. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Ohio State Buckeyes

  37. racer

    racer Forecheck, Backcheck, Paycheck, buddy.
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    I actually don’t hate that
     
  38. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Well-Known Member

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  39. Super Vegeta

    Super Vegeta My posting power is over 9000.
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    Probably if you have an abusive boyfriend you’re scared that will overhear you.
     
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  40. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    I don’t know. I burned it.
     
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  41. JeremyLambsFace

    JeremyLambsFace For bookings contact Morgan at 702-374-3735
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    A first responder disguised as a pizza delivery guy
     
  42. Nandor The Relentless

    Nandor The Relentless Creepy Paper
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  43. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    Probably should just it permanently tattooed on them
     
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  44. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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  45. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Ohio State Buckeyes

  46. TC

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    The terrorists new ideas.
     
  47. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    This thread is relevant to my interests.

    Have saved that emergency pizza number to my phone and set up a bee waterer already today!
     
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  48. TC

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  49. TimJimothy

    TimJimothy Well-Known Member
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    Don't smell diapers that are mailed to me. Check.
     
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