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  1. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Every time you smell a diaper, the terrorists win.
     
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  2. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse She came up and asked if I wanted a Big Mac.
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    Then my son used to be Osama Bin Laden.
     
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  3. TC

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  4. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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  5. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    she doesn't have a voice without social media, but she also doesn't get fired without social media. fair trade off imo.
     
  6. TC

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    Wayne Morgan Never got paid for doing chores , but I did get an ass whipping if I didn’t do chores.

    Eugene Spealman These are chores and are done as a part of being part of the family. Payment should come for special projects like cleaning out the garage or attic,helping mom or dad with a special job like painting or washing the car. Kids today think they should be paid for everything they do...........NOT!,

    Danny Kies Take the money down and replace with breakfast, lunch, dinner, clothes you wear, phone, video games etc.
     
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  7. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure Don’t touch the bike
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    NOT!
     
  8. TC

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    ...I’m doing this right now. These junk mailers deserve it for fucking with people. Threw a bunch of old pens that don’t write anymore in there
     
  9. HatterasJack

    HatterasJack Is your refrigerator running? It's Mike Hunt.
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  10. TC

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    "WE WILL NOT BE SHOPPING THERE UNTIL THEY DO!"

    How long is a Sports Illustrated on the rack, like two weeks
     
  11. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure Don’t touch the bike
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    Those poor husbands should never be subjected to such filth.
     
  12. TC

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    Boys will be boys. It's up to the chaste women to stay covered up and not tempt them
     
  13. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Dollar general is all that’s left in a lot of rural Texas towns I’ve been to. Good luck, Peggy.
     
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  14. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    Least she could have done was embed a link to the nearly naked women so I could better appreciate the shamefulness.
     
  15. HatterasJack

    HatterasJack Is your refrigerator running? It's Mike Hunt.
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    The irony of protecting your poor husband's eyes from women in bathing suits while he streams six hours a day of babysitter and scat porn is hilarious.
     
  16. Sex Fuckhead

    Sex Fuckhead Winter Came
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    You seem to know a lot about this gentleman.
     
  17. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse She came up and asked if I wanted a Big Mac.
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    We are all that gentleman.
     
  18. Constant

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    This "scat porn"...does it involve a kind of bebop jazz singing, or animal poop?

    I could be interested either way.
     
  19. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure Don’t touch the bike
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    Both if you’re lucky
     
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  20. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Well-Known Member

    John Coltrane was a kinky mother fucker.
     
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  21. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    I really wanna know what town that is
     
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  22. Tony Ray Bans

    Tony Ray Bans Most Overlooked. Most Overbooked.
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    My guess is Mesquite but its probably some tiny town no one knows
     
  23. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    My first thought was there or McKinney but I think both of them are bigger than a one dollar general town
     
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  24. Tony Ray Bans

    Tony Ray Bans Most Overlooked. Most Overbooked.
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    very true. Good point
     
  25. chet fire

    chet fire Man in Members Only jacket

    Going with Moody, Texas, then.
     
  26. Doc Louis

    Doc Louis Well-Known Member
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    Eugene's cars probably have shitty paint jobs if he's letting his kids do the work.
     
  27. CC

    CC Waiting for moments that never come
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  28. zeberdee

    zeberdee hungry dogs run faster
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  29. HatterasJack

    HatterasJack Is your refrigerator running? It's Mike Hunt.
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    "Facebook Patrol here" :roll:
     
  30. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    Zero chance that's real
     
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  31. racer

    racer Forecheck, Backcheck, Paycheck, buddy.
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    That class of ‘39 reunion is about to be awkward af. I just hope that Rose and Gertrude don’t take sides.
     
  32. TimJimothy

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    Probably, but I did a little research, and there's an Edith Murphy that looks similar to the one above on facebook.

    And Dorothy Adams is not on her friend list.
     
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  33. TC

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    [​IMG]
     
  34. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Well-Known Member

    Well not anymore, Facebook Patrol took care of that.
     
  35. Constant

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    Not just off her friends list. Deleted!!
     
  36. TC

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    Must remember this!
     
  37. chet fire

    chet fire Man in Members Only jacket

    I'll never forget it.
     
  38. IV

    IV I'm often wrong, but occasionally correct
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    Simpler times, wish everyone hadn’t listened
     
  39. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    That might just be the dumbest thing I’ve ever read
     
  40. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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