Old people Facebook

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  1. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Aside from public service posts about nonexistent threats, my second favorite type of Facebook posts are home health remedies.

    Wondering who is wrapping the ankles in cabbage tonight?

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  2. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    Been wrapped up for hours. AMA
     
  3. TimJimothy

    TimJimothy Well-Known Member
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    no kink shaming please
     
  4. TC

    TC Eli Porter is a mindset
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    Works if you smoke it too
     
  5. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    I asked my wife to tickle me with broccoli last night, but she wasn’t in the mood.
     
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  6. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Tiffin
     
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  7. Tiffin

    Tiffin GOATs
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    What a prude
     
  8. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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  9. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Parody account, but got me
     
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  10. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Bringing order to the chaos.

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  11. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Ok, middle aged lady from Facebook.
     
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  12. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Didn’t even realize what thread I was shitposting in
     
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  13. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Better than Burrow last year good.
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    I’ve seen a few olds share this. Lol!

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  14. —

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  15. Bruce Bowen

    Bruce Bowen Well-Known Member
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    I’ve only ever done it this way
     
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  16. BellottiBold

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    That's one of the dumbest fucking things I've ever seen
     
  17. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Better than Burrow last year good.
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    ^ doesn’t respect the S.O.S. approach!
     
  18. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    I guarantee that 90% of the old dudes sharing that also recently bought (or talk about wanting) a pseudo muscle car or sports car in their old age.
     
  19. —

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    The Miata is the 747 of sports cars
     
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  20. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    Why?Pokes shots fired!
     
  21. —

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    I didn’t say it as an insult
     
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  22. —

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    Jk ever since Corky Romano Miatas have been a joke
     
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  23. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I have doubles of every classic car
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    A Boeing 737 Max pilot said “watch this and immediately met god.” The point is that sometimes dream do come true.
     
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  24. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    There was a old man Miata meet up down from my house the other day.
     

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  25. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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  26. BellottiBold

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    lmao this is so thoroughly unfamiliar to me
     
  27. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q

    pier 69 is an elite tier gas station name
     
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  28. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Better than Burrow last year good.
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    I think it’s time I evaluate my friends list. :facepalm:

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  29. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Better than Burrow last year good.
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  30. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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  31. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Better than Burrow last year good.
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    “McDonald’s driveway window” got me good.
     
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  32. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I have doubles of every classic car
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  33. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Boomers love making shit up
     
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  34. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    Not accurate. We love falling for the bullshit other people make up.
     
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  35. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Better than Burrow last year good.
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    Man, sorry to hear that. If you Venmo me three installments of $199.99, I can show you how to enable a special fraud prevention tool on both your phone and computer.
     
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  36. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    Sorry. All funds tied up right now. The SSA phoned me last week to say there was suspicious activity on my account, and my funds are frozen while I pay them to fix that.
     
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  37. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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  38. DuffandMuff

    DuffandMuff Well-Known Member
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  39. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    Apparently old people think it's really impressive that they understand how fractions work
     
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  40. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    It’s one of the few things that they haven’t been bested on yet.
     
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  41. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Better than Burrow last year good.
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  42. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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  43. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Better than Burrow last year good.
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    The first few times I looked at that dumb meme, I thought it said “White people...”
     
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  44. TimJimothy

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    honestly people who dont understand fractions really are dumbos.

    I'm kinda old and getting older every thread.
     
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  45. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    It’s not that those people aren’t dumb, it’s that the stories never happened.
     
  46. TC

    TC Eli Porter is a mindset
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    That's why dumb people get bent out of shape by educated people. They are dumb so they assume everyone else is. They couldn't possibly imagine that yes, others' minds don't work just like yours because they were educated
     
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  47. TimJimothy

    TimJimothy Well-Known Member
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    it's real to me!
     
  48. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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  49. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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  50. Nick Rivers

    Nick Rivers Well-Known Member
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