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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Joe_Pesci, Apr 12, 2015.
totes. that means someone in THAT dumbfuck generation actually did drink the battery acid, and someone got sued for it. put that in your pipe and smoke it, old timers.
They did. Where do you think the battery acid went?
Nearly every post that people share has a string of comments asking the poster to make it shareable and debating if it is or isn’t. It’s a boomer Facebook staple.
I use it all the time.
it's sad how many people fall for the phishing memes.
if you married your partner where you first met where would your wedding be?
your porn name is the street you grew up on and your childhood pet's name.
Ooh ooh ooh I have to play this!
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You know how some deaf people don't have the best grammar when they write because learning ASL doesn't have the same grammar as English? Did something similar happen with Boomers on facebook and social media? None of them can write in complete coherent sentences.
Just good old fashioned brain rot
Must be all thos beans they’re thinking about.
I haven't considered downloading TikTok until watching this guy's vids, these are absolutely amazing.
This one is good too
I’m not working for Walmart for free!!!!
I always love when capitalists bitch about capitalism
That last one
Republicans, Rape, and Roofies!
and where did you find that gem?
Random Facebook commenter on COVID news story
Here is the actual post on her page.
Neighborhood page post about a fall festival being canceled. Gotch Yarbrough stay safe out there.
If I had one of the (rare) conditions that prevented me from getting vaccinated I’d for sure be mad all the vaccinated sheeple and not jealous that I couldn’t be vaccinated.
Moved in April
But I'm sure the guy who last April posted "start licking doorknobs" in response to a news article about a covid death would totally be vaccinated if not for that pesky underlying condition.
My step-grandmother is almost 90 and very active on facebook. She just shared this gem:
Tell her it belongs to your friend, Calvin Klein.
Damn, that's a good one
If it’s all about surviving, why is there a skull?
respect and fear are not the same things
And why is it missing so many teeth?
Because they are all old.
Olds are obsessed with drinking from a garden hose.
Kids today never drink from the hose, tap, or public water fountain. This is 100% factual.
I worked for the city of Montgomery parks department one summer. We were eating lunch/napping at the truck one day, and this douchebag jogger grabbed a hose to drink from it. Our foreman, who was a career city employee black guy in his fifties, said “hey boss, don’t drink from that.” Dude got super indignant and yelled at the foreman about how he paid taxes and shit. The foreman said “fuck it, do what you want” and walked back to the truck. The hose was from a pond pump, and the pond was about 25% goose shit and the rest fertilizer. At best, that guy left with diarrhea.