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  1. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    I’m pretty certain that TLAU also worked for the city, just not with me.
     
  2. TLAU

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    Bridge department summer after my junior year. played lots of snake, hearts, solitaire and slept. Probably actually worked for 2 hours a day bc everyone except me and the secretary were out surveying bridges all day (my uncle was one of them). Actually got caught sleeping one off under my desk one day.
     
  3. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    I didn’t like this post because the guy didn’t say that he rode in the back of a pickup truck without a seatbelt.
     
  4. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    A comment off a post about self driving and driver assist technology like Tesla autopilot and Ford Blue Cruise:

    This kind of shit is infuriating to me because these boomer idiots just refuse to believe anything could possibly be better than what exists in their old and rotted brains, and it spreads the disinformation much like politics. This fuckwad has no idea how the world has worked since like the 1990s.
     
  5. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    Lol. "Auto Pilot" is literally a thing planes have had for 100 years. It allowed pilots to focus on weather etc while the auto pilot maintained speed and flight path.
     
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  6. Hatfield

    Hatfield Charlie don’t surf
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  7. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q

  8. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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    My wife is friends with a lot of olds on FB and saw this same post last week
     
  9. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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  10. timo

    timo a joker in the pack
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    this feels vaguely threatening. Like, Yah gonna turn NYC into pillar of salt or some shit
     
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  11. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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  12. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    That's a nice way to be remembered. Kudos to Roy.
     
  13. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    ladies never forget about the good d. roy laid it down.
     
  14. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Better than Burrow last year good.
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  15. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Better than Burrow last year good.
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  16. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    I do love reliving the most traumatic experience of my childhood over and over
     
  17. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Better than Burrow last year good.
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    ^ Never drank out of a water hose
     
  18. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    But did you ever forget? No? THEN IT WORKED, SNOWFLAKE!
     
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  19. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    False actually
     
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  20. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Better than Burrow last year good.
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  21. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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  22. TC

    TC Eli Porter is a mindset
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    Chan and GFA keep taking this down. Please keep this going.
     
  23. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    I bet 90% of my friends don’t have the guts to repost the American flag!

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    Substitute with Jesus as necessary.
     
  24. TC

    TC Eli Porter is a mindset
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    90% won’t get this. Only 10% (geniuses) will.
     
  25. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Better than Burrow last year good.
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    :usasmug:
     
  26. BubbleHead

    BubbleHead Well-Known Member
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  27. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Better than Burrow last year good.
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  28. TC

    TC Eli Porter is a mindset
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    Found. Don’t spoil for others.
     
  29. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Seriously though I was 12 years old working to process why a man would jump out of a building rather than wait for it to collapse upon him
     
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  30. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    I’m the 90%
     
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  31. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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  32. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    I hike the Appalachian Trail I want a better nickname than little man
     
  33. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q

    shut the fuck up betty
     
  34. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    This is the shit that killed Wendell early
     
  35. Stone Cold Steve Austin

    Stone Cold Steve Austin Tickler Extraordinaire
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  36. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Better than Burrow last year good.
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    This is incredible. :roll:

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  37. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Better than Burrow last year good.
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  38. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Well that is some unfortunate phrasing.

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  39. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q

    my guy has a sister wife, I’m sure he doesn’t consider that unfortunate
     
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  40. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    The inappropriate emojis get me everytime
     
  41. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Must be from Arkansas lol
     
  42. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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  43. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Better than Burrow last year good.
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    All the ones I’ve posted ITT have been FB posts I’ve actually seen, but I just discovered the Old People on Facebook Reddit and holy shit is it good.

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  44. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    3, 1, 2
     
  45. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Just because they’re half your age doesn’t mean you can objectify them.
     
  46. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    Was waiting for a good comeback. Worth the wait.
     
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  47. Bishop

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    Someone couldn't wait to Celebrate their favorite holiday last weekend

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    Oh but it's also football season
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  48. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Better than Burrow last year good.
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    Special fucking 9/11.
     
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