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  1. OHW

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  2. OHW

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  3. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    There is a team of people who's sole job is to monitor and answer social media posts

    That job would be fun
     
  4. Taques

    Taques please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad
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    i wonder if walmart created the "Wallmart" page to confuse their dumbest customers and keep them away from the main page
     
  5. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    We have that too. They actually report on them in one of our meetings. Som hilarious :facepalm: posts made to our Facebook page.
     
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  6. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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  7. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    thats discusting joe, i had my grandboy on my lap when you made you`re post.
     
  8. Dante Bichette

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    you need to be a smarter 'pappy than that
     
  9. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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  10. AIP

    AIP Team bush
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    ken M needs a dedicated thread
     
  11. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia slowly learning that life is ok
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    WOW,,WE HAVE GOOD TIME
     
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  12. 47 straight

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    So, I've never posted in here before but I just came across a relevant post and cracked up so I thought I'd share.

    I'm friends with the pornstar Bibi Jones (Britney Maclin) on FB and she just posted a picture. Upon seeing the picture I was randomly curious to see what her net worth is since she lives in a ridiculous house and what not. So, I google "bibi jones net worth" and then read through and scrolled down to the bottom for no real reason, but then I saw the comments. I included 2 (spoilered for reference) and then the old person screen shot. On that net worth website, it automatically links you with FB if you're on FB. Check out the first comment. I didn't edit out my pic just for reference (and I don't really care).

    bibi1.JPG bibi2.JPG

    bibi3.JPG
     
  13. Arkie Proud

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    That black mark-out looks like a dick.
     
  14. 47 straight

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    Well, it is Bibi Jones' page...
     
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  15. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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  16. jhooked

    jhooked It's the way you go na, na, na
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    Like she destroyed Cookie Puss
     
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  17. Sterling A

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  19. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    "What about our friend the spinach?" has always been my favorite from Ken.
     
  20. D. Silver

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    you go girl
     
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  21. Bruce Bowen

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    Fiance's friends mom, no clue what is going on.

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  22. DrTomOsbourne

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    Cheryl?
     
  23. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    Before the crash. Or B.C. I told stories of my uncle's and his son's top tier fb posting. Here's some stuff he's been posting.

     
  24. Joe_Pesci

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    crimaliens? that's a pretty weak effort
     
  25. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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  26. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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  27. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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  28. jhooked

    jhooked It's the way you go na, na, na
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    Oh shit Ken on C-SPAN has opened up a whole new world to me

     
  29. Cornelius Suttree

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    I can't stand watching CSPAN programming where they take calls
     
  30. Corch

    Corch Doin' something that is not Pepsi
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    Ken's the best.
     
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  31. Joey Freshwater

    Joey Freshwater Slingin The Pipe Since 75
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    Ken is just amazing.
     
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  32. Moxin24

    Moxin24 Show me that smile
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    Hurt myself laughing at this

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  33. jhooked

    jhooked It's the way you go na, na, na
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  34. AIP

    AIP Team bush
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    Ken m is a master of his art
     
  35. pbfp2008

    pbfp2008 Angry Ol' Man
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    I think I saw one of my own facebook tweets in there.
     
  36. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    What is a facebook tweet
     
  37. Joey Freshwater

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    Ken needs his own show.
     
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  38. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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  39. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    "glenn beck says we're replacing doctors with postal workers"

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  40. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    my favorite part of these is the bewildered expression of the hosts
     
  41. Corch

    Corch Doin' something that is not Pepsi
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    I really want to seek out Ken M and convince him to train me.

    Similiar to Beatrix seeking out Pai Mei in Kill Bill 2.
     
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  42. OHW

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  43. Beagle

    Beagle Many, many french fries
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  44. Killy Me Please

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  45. Joe_Pesci

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    i'm guessing the punchline is "the p is silent"
     
  46. Joe_Pesci

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    "Oh God grandma, no!"

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  47. CraigAnne Conway

    CraigAnne Conway Putting that ball into the basketball ring
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  48. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    Dwane Blevens had a birthday this week. Happy belated birthday, you old dog.

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  49. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    Also wanted to add that Dwane's Speedway post from the old thread is still a top 5 old person/Facebook moment for me.
     
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