Old People Writing on Restaurant's Facebook Pages

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by TigerJEW, Apr 10, 2012.

  1. UODuck69

    UODuck69 I am not a fucking new member.

    Considering it was founded in Tampa and had nothing to do with Australia, other than jumping on the Crocodile Dundee craze in the late 80's, I find Jesse's comments embarrassing. Outback didn't even open a Australian restaurant until around 2008.

    I have an Aussie friend that mocks Outback anytime it is brought up.
     
  2. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Watch the hair!
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    Not an old person, but it gave me a chuckle.


    Subway I noticed both Apollo Ohno and Blake Griffin have been sponsored by you. Coincidentally I was also in the 2011 ESPN Bodies issue with them. I'm available, and like turkey on wheat with chocolate milk.



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  3. ohhaithur

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    http://www.twincities.com/ci_20397292/best-buy-will-close-its-rochester-south-store
     
  4. JeremyLambsFace

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    You mean Jessie Lussias Luscious Pusse Pussy is a real old woman?

    What a name.
     
  5. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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  6. ohhaithur

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    That one isn't as bad, he probably just meant to talk to his friend, Jack.
     
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  7. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    Checked his profile, and he isn't friends with anyone named Jack.
     
  8. Joey Freshwater

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    I've read every page tonight. This thread has destroyed me.
     
  9. BC Inabinet

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    That was fun while it lasted. Try-hard trolls will ruin this as well.
     
  10. tad

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    Dunkin' Donuts
     
  11. skattles

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    This was probably the fastest way to find out

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    2 HOURS BETWEEN CRACKER BARRELS IS UNACCEPTABLE THERES HOTELS HERE
     
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  12. jorge

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    This thread exceeds the average thread.
     
  13. Joe_Pesci

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    in tears

    did not see that punchline coming
     
  14. ohhaithur

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    I run a facebook page for my employer and have never gotten anything funny until today.

    The message just said "RSVP"
     
  15. UM_Spoon

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    HaHaHa ... What type of place is it?
     
  16. ohhaithur

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    The CIA

    But really: college sports team
     
  17. wes tegg

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    I went to an Outback with a group of ten Aussies. It was absolutely hilarious.
     
  18. Clubber Lang

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    They tested the whole school?
     
  19. skattles

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  20. TC

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    What'd they order to drink?
     
  21. ohhaithur

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    I mean it is a HBCU...
     
  22. Clubber Lang

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    yeah, think there'd be fewer than 2 likes for it. transfer students.
     
  23. wes tegg

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    To be honest, I don't really remember. It was really a dinner full of one-liners. One of them asked the waitress: "is there a toilet, or do I just have to piss in a croc's mouth?"
     
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  24. UncleJesse

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  25. UncleJesse

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  26. UncleJesse

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  27. UncleJesse

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  28. three stacks

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    hahaha
     
  29. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    AND MY LAWN!!!
     
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  30. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    hgahahahahaha
     
  31. UncleJesse

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  32. UncleJesse

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  33. UncleJesse

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  34. UncleJesse

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  35. UncleJesse

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  36. UncleJesse

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  37. SWIMFAN

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    bump. surely we can get some more
     
  38. skattles

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    Gatdamn Chili's show some respect
     
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  39. skattles

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    Golden Corral endangering our youth
     
  40. skattles

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  41. Corky Bucek

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    I wonder if the marketeers she mentioned are related the Three Musketeers
     
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  42. skattles

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    Have a cheesecake in rememberance of Davey Crockett today people
     
  43. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL

    I know it's a typo, but I love the idea that marketing professionals are called "marketeers".
     
  44. Arkadin

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    :roll: this destroyed me
     
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  45. Corky Bucek

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    Hey fuck you Arkadin for liking and then unliking my post
     
  46. Croomsday

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    dude dont post my grandpa's profile on here
     
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  47. Arkadin

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    i didnt unlike it. its still liked imo

    DOES A NIGGA HAVE TO SCREENSHOT
     
  48. skattles

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