Ole Miss 247 Writer Yancy Porter makes up quote and gets caught/dragged/fired

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  1. wes tegg

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  2. 40wwttamgib

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    the fuck kinda name is yancy
     
  3. zeberdee

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    laughed at "taylor made".
     
  4. Upton^2

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    “Taylor made for a quarterback”
     
  5. blotter

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    if you somehow found yourself in the position of asking 16/17 year olds about their reaction to college football games and didn't start making up quotes after about the second week you are a better person than Yancy and I
     
  6. El Tiburon

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    Yancy Butler was pretty fucking hot back in her day.
     
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  7. jrmy

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    Yancy is such a hack
     
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  8. wes tegg

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    Yancy once falsely reported that Ole Miss baseball player Justin Bench was Johnny Bench's son. He was "just kidding," but he deleted all the tweets anyway.
     
  9. zeberdee

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    Yancy looks like he spends a lot of time in Margaritaville.
     
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  11. Bo Pelinis

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    Please take that post quote down it's making me look very bad
     
  12. wes tegg

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  13. Bo Pelinis

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    If you asked me to draw a composite of a fictional Ole Miss Rivals writer it would be him.
     
  14. bigpig

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    Was "taylor made" merely Yancy's own idiocy, or did he deliberately misspell that to make it seem more genuine? If it's the latter, that's a dick move.
     
  15. wes tegg

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    He's only marginally literate, so that was 100% Yancy being Yancy.
     
  16. zeberdee

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    he said he spoke to him so it was his own idiocy
     
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  17. beist

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    why fabricate quotes when you can just as easily go with "still trying to get him on the phone but word from [whatever fans call Ole Miss' football facility] is that he had an amazing time and could really see himself playing in this offense"
     
  18. El Tiburon

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    Fuck, now I’m not sure I believe Yancy Porter’s story that Walter Nolen made a secret visit to Ole Miss this weekend and had this to say:

    “The mystic chords of memory, stretching from every battle-field and patriot grave to every living heart and hearth-stone, all over this broad land, will yet swell the chorus of the Union, when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature. I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith—as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos. It will be a home run. And so that will make it a 4–0 ballgame.”
     
  19. HotMic

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  20. Bo Pelinis

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    When reached for comment he said “I like playing against road games.”

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  21. wes tegg

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    He's a big Panic guy (like Clown Baby ).
     
  22. Shiggityshwo

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    kid seems more professional than the "professional"

    also chuckled at the "it's making me look bad" text he sent when it's his 100% his own doing
     
  23. El Tiburon

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    I’m surprised to hear that. I always thought of Clown Baby as more of a Fallout Boy kind of guy.
     
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  24. Bo Pelinis

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    I thought he played The Boys are Back in Town on repeat and that's pretty much the extent of his musical taste.
     
  25. TC

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    Hey Tennessee, can you take down the final score of Saturday's game? It's making us look bad
     
  26. Gaknight

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    Clown Baby is a DMB fan. Everyone knows this.
     
  27. a.tramp

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    Please delete all posts on TMB from 2009-2016, it is making us look bad. People are going to think we used the hard R. I mean we did but come on. I don’t want us to look bad.
     
  28. blind dog

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    Yancy sounds terrible but it’s impossible he’s worse than Otis Kirk
     
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  29. Clown Baby

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    Let’s just say the weekend wasn’t a total bust

     
  30. Jake Scott

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    I remember meeting Clown Baby for the first time back in '98. It was Panic in the streets and my dad was there.
     
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    That should be used as the review to review Pitchfork. It’s as Pitchfork as it gets…and so awesome.

    Crash made the Dave Matthews Band a beloved household name and one of the most reviled acts in the history of contemporary rock’n’roll…”

    :roll:
     
  33. AHebrewToo

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    So you're telling us he's from Mississippi?
     
  34. Dr. Richard Cranium

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    Tom Loy is going to be so mad that you put his moves out there for everyone to pick up on
     
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  36. wes tegg

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  37. wes tegg

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  38. spagett

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    Frat lyfe
     
  39. wes tegg

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  40. spagett

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    Probably cheers for climb to safety
     
  41. BuckeyeRiot

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    All offenses are made for quarterbacks, it’s a very important role. The possible exception being Michigan.
     
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  42. ashy larry

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    man flipped on stringer quicker than avon
     
  43. herb.burdette

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    Yancey Thigpen was pretty good back in the day.
     
  44. Where Eagles Dare

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    I'm totally shocked this guy essentially paid someone to do his work for him...the threw him under the bus when he failed
     
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    This looks like the photograph of a man who died from drowning during a Trump boat parade.
     
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  46. Nandor the Relentless

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    Taylor made at quarterback

    Intrigued to see how this golf-football crossover works
     
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    Spoiler alert: there was never a “stringer”
     
  49. Phil Brickma

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    Looks like a huge newb. At least grow a decent beard if you want to be a spread head.
     
  50. HotMic

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    From the staff at the Ole Miss 247 site. Sounds like Yancy might get clapped:

     
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