Olive Garden

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  1. teel

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    Don't think I've ever taken a bigger shit than the shit following an Olive Garden stuffed chicken marsala :shitofdeath:
     
  2. undrtow

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    I'm not sure where you're located but I have a few good options here. I'm in the south and not a big city
     
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  3. Cheshire Bridge

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    I'm in the south's capital city .
     
  4. undrtow

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    Atl? Seems there would be plenty of good Italian spots
     
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  5. BrickTamland

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    My friend who is a chef touts BuccaLuppo as the best Italian in town. Haven’t been yet but it’s top on my list.

    Sotto sotto is also up there.

    If you want good, affordable suburb Italian, Ippolito’s fits the bill.
     
  6. BayouMafia

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    In my area the Italian restaurant scene is dominated by Albanian immigrants who put out some pretty great food.
     
  7. ground mullet

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    Might want to "invest" in that in case times get tough
     
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  8. Cheshire Bridge

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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Rovell after the all you can eat breadsticks <a href="https://t.co/dVNTCoyH6M">pic.twitter.com/dVNTCoyH6M</a></p>&mdash; Brandon Lloyd (@blloyd8298) <a href="">August 12, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
     
  9. Nole96SC

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    When times get hard I just pick up the card with the smiley face breadstick.
     
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  10. ned's head

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    Eatin good in the neighborhood
     
  11. Kirk Fogg

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    Pick yourself up by your breadsticks
     
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  12. Sterling A

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    Isnt that applebees or am i getting them mixed
     
  13. dblplay1212

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    That would have been an investment for a young me. At 21-22, I would have gladly eaten there once a week. It would pay for itself in 6 months.
     
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  14. Cheshire Bridge

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    $400 of olive garden in 6 month. That's pathetic
     
  15. dblplay1212

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    Once a week X $15 X 26 weeks = $390

    Yes, 21 yr old me would have been quite happy with Olove Garden once a week. Better than $1 menu at McD's.
     
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  16. TC

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    They are banking on you being in poor health and dying soon because you’re an Olive Garden customer
     
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  17. Cheshire Bridge

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    That sounds awful
     
  18. Gun Buns

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    nvm
     
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  19. JeremyLambsFace

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    Doctor: “Son, you’ve gained weight.”

    “What’s the damage?”

    Doctor: “Looks like about 3000 breadsticks”
     
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  20. shaolin5

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    Olive Garden used to have a white chocolate raspberry cheesecake that was the ripe tits. I have no idea why they got rid of it
     
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  21. Sterling A

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    probably because its almost 1,000 calories for one slice


    Nutrition summary: There are 890 calories in 1 serving of Olive Garden White Chocolate Raspberry Cheesecake. Calorie breakdown: 63% fat, 31% carbs, 6% protein.

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  22. shaolin5

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  23. devine

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    So they got rid of a dessert because it’s high in calories? Then no one ever would serve dessert
     
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  24. shaolin5

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    Their chicken and shrimp carbonara has 1,590 calories. It probably has more to do with cost if I had to guess.
    I don't care how many calories it had, that shit was GOOD
     
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  25. Tobias

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    this is the dumbest thing i have ever read
     
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  26. Sterling A

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    surprised you knew how to read
     
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  27. Tobias

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    "olive garden thought their dessert option had too many calories so, being the bastion of health that they are, they decided to remove it. here is the nutrition summary"

    -sterlingrovell
     
  28. TC

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    Tobias before you go too hard in the paint I think restaurants do pay attention to stuff like that. I'm going off Corky Bucek's posts mentioning item calorie counts in the Chick Fil A thread
     
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  29. Tobias

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    olive garden is currently selling a lifetime pass for pasta bowls
     
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  30. Sterling A

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    but its the "dumbest thing he's ever read" though.

    -hilariouslySaltyguytoby
     
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  31. Tobias

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    great zinger, sterling
     
  32. devine

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    Saying they took a dessert off because of the amount of calories makes no sense lol
     
  33. nexus

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    you must be new here
     
  34. Tobias

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  35. devine

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    ??
     
  36. devine

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    I’m hearing Cheesecake Factory will no longer be serving cheesecake due to calorie content
     
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  37. Sterling A

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    you don't have to take every high fat/calorie item off menu's and I'm pretty sure no one is debating this
     
  38. TC

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    You boys are about one step from the Master Debate Thread ha ha
     
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  39. Corky Bucek

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    I believe you have me confused with somebody else in the CFA thread. Please retract your blasphemous statement.
     
  40. TC

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    My bad, Arrec Bardwin is the CFA guy. Y'all are a little easy to confuse

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  41. Arrec Bardwin

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    I’m much more intelligent/handsome
     
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  42. Corky Bucek

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    That’s debatable.
     
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  43. 40wwttamgib

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    That cheesecake was good as fuck though.
     
  44. War Grundle

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    Our office caters in lunch every day for us and for the first time in 7 years it is Olive Garden. Doesnt look all that good but hey it's free.
     
  45. DUCKMOUTH

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    Been a bit since ive been to an OG.. Katrina destroyed the closest one.

    Seem to remember really liking the salad though
     
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  46. bigred77

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    Salad is solid, imo
     
  47. DUCKMOUTH

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    I’m not above it. Me and the wife went to lunch the other day and I almost went wanting the salad... Ended up at Newks instead. Some folk probably don’t know that chain.

    I’ll probably eat at one soon. Bring back memories of some high school dates I had. That’s right... 16 year old duck took his bitches to OG, Ruby Tuesday’s and Chili’s
     
  48. bigred77

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    16 year old bitches loved them some olive garden like it was the fanciest place in town

    My wife has not moved above this opinion