Olympic Soccer Thread

Paredes is talented and seems like a smug prick

good

Need players like that

 

If you don’t want to fight Timmay you can fight me. Goddamn he’s looked amazing

 

Japan won their match so this is the finalized route to the finals.

 

I remember watching Yow as a U-18 and thinking he was a good youth player, but had kinda hit his ceiling a la Carleton. (Minus the commitment issues)

Always interesting who pops up and surprises you a few years later. He had a great year in the Belgian top flight as well. 10 goals + assists in 1500 minutes.

 

Lets get lit

 

They better ramp up that security tenfold, because I imagine some of the wild ultras from Ligue 1 clubs will be attending.

 

I think I heard first tie breaker was GD. So we would need to lose to Aus by 8 or lose and have Germ make up a -6 deficit. Bet we see quite a bit of rotation today.

 

wrong thread

 

Just as I was saying, no rotating at all (except Sonnet)

 

3 mins in yellow on Coffey and now she has to sit next match

 

Maybe active because she pulls the defender?

 

A goal!

 

Weird that he confirmed it, then went back

 

what the hell is going on

 

Calling the VAR on a cell phone lmao

 

STILL A GOAL

 

Only took like 8 minutes

no big deal

 

Nice voice cracking. Also the dorks were singing “saints” instead of “Yanks”

 

Like, I get the technical difficulties. But when he gave it, then went back, it got dumb.

 

Why is she still in?

 

small rosters

 

Sure, but Korbin has to play next game anyway.

 

and the homophobe is in the game

 

Still don’t get leaving Coffey in on what is her last warning

 

and she already gets a yellow lmbo

get fucked bitch

 

A few high fives from Albert left hanging, poor little homophobe

 

Oh. Pride month truly over.

 

Fucking good hit though

 

Croix in. Lynn needs to do better there

 

DOUBLE DOINK

 

Can’t believe that stayed out

 

All those girls hugged Korbin after her goal and god didn’t strike them down. I’m confused.

 

I don’t know if there is gay out there to hug her. I’ve always assumed Sonnett but she’s never come out.

 

Sonnett what are you doing there? Why leave your man

 

Sonnett fucks up again leading to a golden chance

 

That’s our issue. Need more gays. We should mandate a program where the girls are forced to go on a date with me. In my experience nothing turns a woman gayer faster.

 

These small rosters fricking stink and are stupid

 

not gonna get a lot of gays on the team when you are gleefully putting homophobes on the roster

 

did anyone turn them down?

 

No. IIRC, they had a team only meeting and she apologized and they said everyone’s moved forward. I’m just not a big fan of her game, admittedly I’ve never watched a PSG game ever.

 

Only Lily but that’s because she’s 16 and still undecided between US and Netherlands

 

Canada starting to really put it to Colombia

 

Canada lead.