Onyewu vs Ibra

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  1. El_Pato

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    Who ya got?

     
  2. tne

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  3. snowfx2

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  4. RJF-GUMP

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    $50 says Ibra called him a nigger
     
  5. soulfly

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    I'm pretty sure Ibra is a faggy black belt in something, so probably him.
     
  6. Gunners

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    Probably spit on him too.
     
  7. Roisin Dubh

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    I love Ibra, but I'd imagine he's the one who started this. The dude has a notoriously short temper.
     
  8. clemsonvianj

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    onyewu would wreck the swed.
     
  9. dcon79

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  10. snowfx2

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    And Onyewu is known as an extremely calm person, reports are that Ibra went in bad on a tackle at Gooch's surgically repaired knee.
     
  11. clemsontyger04

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    You know Onyewu owned Ibra
     
  12. clemsontyger04

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    :meh:
     
  13. Bankz

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    This is Ibra's 2nd fight with a Milan player so far.

    No chance Milan exercises that 24.5m option at the end of the year. Get us a league title the GTFO you fag.
     
  14. soulfly

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    Fuck you guys. He will be great. Offer him.
     
  15. Dexter Moser

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  16. Wicket

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    Ibra prolly got him with a knockout elbow, he is very skilled in doing that on the field so prolly also on the training field

    If Onyewu actually killed him :chatzy:
     
  17. RoyalShocker

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    Look like best friends to me.

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  18. snowfx2

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    What happened in pictures from Gazzetta

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  19. soulfly

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    So Ibra grabbed some bald guys dick while he was distracted by Onyewu?
     
  20. snowfx2

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    This comes from an article in La Gazzetta dello Sport that reveals parts of the forthcoming biography, 'I am Zlatan Ibrahimovc' (which you may have heard more about here).

    http://www.gazzetta.it/Calcio/Squadr...17534154.shtml
     
  21. soulfly

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    Ibra's got some shit to say about Pep in his auto.
     
  22. dcon79

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    haha Onyewu broke his rib. Good
     
  23. El_Pato

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    Pretty sure Onyewu would have been the only one doing Shitty AMC Show.
     
  24. Arrec Bardwin

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    lol at killing "each other" Gooch would have taken that big nosed bitch to town.
     
  25. El_Pato

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    Just noticed, I didn't think we had word filters on the new board.
     
  26. tne

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    What filtered into amc show
     
  27. El_Pato

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    t h e killing turns into Shitty AMC Show
     
  28. RoyalShocker

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    I love the red white and blue and these colors don't run, but Ibrahimovic is not someone I'd ever mess with.
     
  29. The Banks

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    what about onyewu?
     
  30. clemsonvianj

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    Onyewu would break the Swed in half.
     
  31. GRG

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    Onyewu would stomp that bitch to a pulp, i don't care if he knows some type of martial arts.
     
  32. soulfly

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    In an extract of his book, as published by AS, the striker writes: "The president said: 'I understand the situation. Which club do you want to join?' I replied: 'Madrid.' Rosell replied: 'That is not possible. You can go anywhere but there.'"

    Instead, Milan moved in for his services - an initial loan deal with the option to make it permanent.

    However, Rosell slammed the transfer as relations with the player became further strained.

    Ibrahimovic continued: "Rosell, [Milan CEO Adriano] Galliani, [agent Mino Raiola], my lawyer and [Barcelona vice-president Josep Maria] Bartomeu were all there, and Sandro said: 'I want you to know that this is the worst piece of business I have conducted in my life.'

    "I replied: 'It's the result of bad leadership.'"