Paid and laid: The gentleman's guide to being over 30

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by hogfan6494, Sep 12, 2011.

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TMBers over 30 - How old are you?

  1. 30-34

    49.9%
  2. 35-39

    29.4%
  3. 40-44

    12.0%
  4. 45-49

    3.4%
  5. 50-54

    1.6%
  6. 55 & Above

    3.7%
  1. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    because we are all kids at heart
     
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  2. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    it's nearly time to change my vote itt :feelsbadman:
     
  3. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Don't buy vitamins guys
     
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  4. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    I eat dirt and dead leaves for all my supplemental needs.
     
  5. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Not sure where to post this. My kid was playing a game on his computer called Roblox. Apparently without needing my password, my Microsoft store account linked to said game and he began unknowingly making in game purchases on 12/4.

    From 12/4 to 12/6 he charges $355 to my credit card. He was never prompted for a password and I only caught because I checked my personal email on 12/6 and discovered appr. 70 purchase confirmations.

    To dispute these had to fill out refund requests with Microsoft. Only 5 entries per form and had to manually type name of charge and each order number.

    I almost cancelled Christmas last night. Fuck Jim Jordan.
     
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  6. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia Thought Leader in Posting
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    man I used to love flintstones vitamins as a kid

    El Tiburon
     
  7. jbr

    jbr Well-Hung Member
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    El Tiburon
     
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  8. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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    I just edited the poll so you could. Mark that old man shit down
     
  9. Lawnole23

    Lawnole23 FSU Seminoles 2020 National Champions
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    My kid just asked me this weekend if he could have this game. I instinctively told him no without even knowing what it is. He just said his friend loves it so he must have it. Kid has fucking PS5 that's been out for less than a month and all he wants is Roblox.
     
  10. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    I moved up 2 brackets :feelsbadman:
     
  11. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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    Same...damn near a 3rd
     
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  12. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    I thought he was assigned this game from school as part of his distance learning. For example his reach class has assigned them math version of Minecraft. I had to log on to Microsoft store to do free download for that. Somehow he's buying stuff in Roblox weeks later without my consent or password.
     
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  13. Lawnole23

    Lawnole23 FSU Seminoles 2020 National Champions
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    Yeah that's bullshit. Probably setup with a one click purchases after an initial password was entered.
     
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  14. Doug

    Doug Skeptical Doug-o
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    My daughter plays the hell out of Roblox. Need to have a talk tonight to make sure she doesn't ever spend real money in there.

    The very little I know about it I think the real money only buys outfits and stuff like that. I don't think there are any real games, they just run around jumping and stuff.
     
  15. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    Your kid sounds like an amateur.
     
  16. Lip

    Lip Well-Known Member
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    At least his kid has a better cover story.
     
  17. Nug

    Nug MexicanNug
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    When diet is good, medicine is of no need
    When diet is poor, medicine is of no use
     
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  18. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    Yea my niece thought I was the cool uncle and confided in me that she likes to turn her video off during zoom calls to play Roblocks. If the teacher asks, she just says she has internet issues.

    Funny thing is my brother hosts websites so his internet is rock solid. When I shared this with him and his wife, he explained he recently added router controls where you can block apps at the router level. So he logged on and turned Roblocks and any other games she can play off.
     
  19. John McGuirk

    John McGuirk member of the blue tiger club
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    Damn, never thought THF would grow up to be a dirty snitch
     
  20. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    My kid has asked me about Roblox. It's not on the switch which is the only console he has access to, so that's always an easy "no." Now I know it needs to be a "no" whether the excuse is easy or not.
     
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  21. Nug

    Nug MexicanNug
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    I'm 33 but my hair is already a healthy salt and pepper. At least my dad still has a full head of hair.
     
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  22. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    32 here and the sides are full fledged S&P. Starting to get more of it in my beard and top of my head.


    Just please god don’t fall out
     
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  23. Whammy

    Whammy Donde es
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    31 - Men on my Mom's side have kept all their hair, Dad was pretty much bald at 28. My little brother is following my Dad, so far I'm following my mom's.

    Blonde-ish so won't be able to see the salt and pepper for probably another decade, I just want to keep my hair. Please god
     
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  24. John McGuirk

    John McGuirk member of the blue tiger club
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    31, starting to see some gray on the sides. Can’t tell if my hairline is receding or maturing. Both grandfather have their hair so got my fingers crossed
     
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  25. Bo Pelinis

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    Have thick ass hair that is getting consistently more salt in the pepper, which my wife loves to point out. Been growing out facial hair (poorly) off and on for the last 9 months and every time I shave my kids say I look like a teenager so that feels good.
     
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  26. Taffy

    Taffy Token Brit poster
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    38 with a thick, jet black barnet - reminiscent of a young Tom Jones.

    I'm only 5'7 though. Can't win 'em all.
     
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  27. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    Idk about the rest of y’all but I’m really liking the s&p look
     
  28. Bo Pelinis

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    Running has gotten a lot more fucked though. Hip getting all janky which that is an old ass thing to worry about.
     
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  29. Whammy

    Whammy Donde es
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    It's all about warm up for me now on running....used to just hop off the couch and run 5 miles no stretching, no nothing. Left knee aches if I don't stretch
     
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  30. Whammy Business

    Whammy Business Well-Known Member
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    Changed my vote.
     
  31. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    What's your story?
     
  32. Bo Pelinis

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    :banderas:
     
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  33. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
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    I’d like it better if the Gray was interspersed throughout, rather than fanning back from my temples giving me a Paulie from the Sopranos quaf...
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  34. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    you're in for a treat
     
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  35. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    Florida Gators

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  36. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    I notice some gray here and there in my beard if I let it grow out long enough.
     
  37. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    Just realized I'm 3 months behind from moving myself up to the 35-39 bracket.

    My son is in to Plants vs Zombies. I made sure to tell him where he could and couldn't go in the game so that he doesn't accidentally make purchases. Thankfully it hasn't been an issue... Yet
     
  38. Bo Pelinis

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    I have put down a strict prohibition on in-app purchases. None. Zero. Zilch. Period. Largely due to El Tiburon's thread tbh
     
  39. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    We’re under control now. He has been walking the line for the last 6 months and I gifted him about $8 worth of V-bucks this weekend for the first time since the whole fiasco happened. I also paid for it myself with a one-time purchase option. No more linking my payment methods.
     
  40. Bo Pelinis

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    If it makes you feel any better my daughter once bought an entire season of some stupid nickelodeon show because I forgot to put a parental control on a fire stick. Luckily I saw it right away, it was only $40, and Amazon was good about refunding. But still, that was the other thing that made me super paranoid of having no linked payment methods.
     
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  41. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    How long did it take for Microsoft to respond to your refund requests?
     
  42. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    I just changed it today and will have to again in 8 months :/
     
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  43. jbr

    jbr Well-Hung Member
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  44. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Just found out my wife had to unplug my kids echo because he was using it to cheat on his math while doing remote class.

    Maybe the little fucker stole my phone while I slept, learned my password, and actually spent $350 on Roblox on purpose.

    He's 7. Fuck me.
     
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  45. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    shouldn't have been breeding there
     
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  46. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Yeah. He's already in therapy.
     
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  47. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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    also in #thickhairclub

    but last few years I now get random crazy eyebrow hairs that are longer, thicker and just go random directions. They bother me and I make my wife pluck them
     
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  48. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    What counts as cheating for a seven year old? “Hey Alexa, what’s 6+7?” seems acceptable to me (although clearly favors rich kids).
     
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  49. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    I've been growing "crazy old man eyebrows" and using trimmers on them for awhile. Also used for nose and ears fwiw.
     
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  50. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Apparently it was 58 + 46
     
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