Papa John Schnatter out as CEO

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  1. Clown Baby

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    It’s Mr. Jeff Baseball
     
  2. jrmy

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    Everyone please stay tuned as I will be setting the record straight about Tobias

    His day of reckoning is coming.

    Stay tuned.
     
  3. Clown Baby

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    Are you also currently drenched in garlic butter?
     
  4. goblue31602

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    I'm gonna need to know how much pizza you've had in the last 30 days.
     
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  5. jrmy

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    Would you prefer the answer in units of slices or pies?
     
  6. goblue31602

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    Let's keep the number a bit lower and go with pies. This is very important in determining the veracity of your threat.
     
  7. Kirk Fogg

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  8. jrmy

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    I've had 40 pizzas in the last 30 days.
     
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  9. Roy

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    Why not just set the record straight now?
     
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  10. Clown Baby

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    Because Tobias is a big ole turkey so Thursday is the appropriate day for his roasting
     
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  11. goblue31602

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    Goddamn, you mean business.

    Proceed.
     
  12. Roy

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    If I had 40 pizzas in 30 days I would need an enema to go number 2.
     
  13. jrmy

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    Stay tuned...
     
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  14. jrmy

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    Some people just don't have pizza experience and aren't cut out to be in the pizza category

    Those people belong in jail
     
  15. momux

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    Can you imagine being a human being and deciding that 40 pizzas in a month is how you want to live? This is a cry for help.
     
  16. VaxRule

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    You've clearly never been in the pizza category.
     
  17. HatterasJack

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  18. TimJimothy

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    If eathan edwards and his yale girlfriend were still around, they could and certainly would educate all you fools on the pizza category. Not sure if ya'll knew, but they do much business in hollywood. Like, California.
     
  19. jrmy

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    He doesn't have a passion for quality, like Papa, who is known for high quality pizza (and the casual racism).
     
  20. Tobias

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    like papa always says...when you're here your're family
     
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  21. ButchCassidy

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    Isn't user Bankz a pizza expert?
     
  22. dblplay1212

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    Why did they leave?
     
  23. Tobias

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    they had to run a PE class or something
     
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  24. broXcore

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    no doubt that papa needed a few sodie pops to get through all of those pizzas
     
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    Oh you’re gonna love this one
     
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  26. dblplay1212

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    Go on...
     
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  27. Roy

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    I would just say...stay tuned...
     
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  28. LuPoor

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    It's either the best or the worst reason someone has left
     
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  29. Joe_Pesci

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    arkadin said he was going to kick eathan's ass for claiming to know so many people
     
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  30. Bankz

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    how can I be of assistance
     
  31. ButchCassidy

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    Does 40 pizza's in 30 days seem like cause for concern?
     
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  32. THF

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    They were accidentally called child sex traffickers.

    dead serious.
     
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  33. Clown Baby

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    It does seem a bit on the low side. Most people should be eating 1.75 pizzas a day and I say that not as the owner of a multinational pizza chain but as a medical doctor
     
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  34. dblplay1212

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    Yea I just read it. I'll withhold comment.
     
  35. jokewood

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    Papa is building up his tell-all podcast that exposes the dirty secrets of the delivery pizza industry.
     
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  36. Tobias

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    don't think the accusation was accidental. pretty clearly meant what he said
     
  37. Bankz

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    without question. That figure seems low. Clearly he hasn’t visited my shop or that number would’ve been double
     
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  38. LuPoor

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    Odin accidentally typed in the words "he's involved with child sex trafficking." Really fat fingered that one
     
  39. Tobias

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    your classic cown*g situation
     
  40. Bankz

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    49 pizzas does seem extreme. Even if they are 10” pizzas that’s a lot.

    I probably haven’t had 40 pizzas over the last 5 years.
     
  41. Clown Baby

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    This is just bad business. As a chef-owner, I take a little bite out of every single pie that leaves my restaurants.
     
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  42. allothersnsused

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    What thread is the Eathan Epstein conversation in?
     
  43. dblplay1212

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    Odin relocation on the donor board. Bottom of page 4.
     
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  44. blind dog

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    This is very off brand for you
     
  45. jrmy

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    Eathan didn’t ban himself!
     
  46. allothersnsused

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    This is - literally - what I pay for.
     
  47. dblplay1212

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    Some topics are better off just left alone.
     
  48. spagett

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    Definitely couldn't ever imagine this. Gross
     
  49. spagett

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    That clip is one of those things I'll laugh at randomly in a decade
     
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  50. allothersnsused

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    I think the 40 pizza things is weirder for the consistency than the volume. Don't get me wrong, that's a lot of pizzas. But imagine waking up on Day 36 and being like... "Mmmm.... pizza."
     
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