Papa John Schnatter out as CEO

I mean pizza is one of my all time favorite foods, but looking at that guy makes me want to never eat pizza again.

 

Yeah some racist former pizza maker in Louisville isn’t gonna dampen my appetite for pizza.

 

Pizza is like sex. It's still good even if you have to get it from someone who can't stop saying racial slurs

 

Going on OAN to discuss that you’re not racist

 

It’s not his politics it’s his sweaty face

 

“Yo papa here. Papa’s challenge: 30 days, 50 n-words. Papa bless.”

 

They put him on a nuggatine patch with some nuggatine gum to stuff in his face whenever he wants to say it. He straight now.

 

I just seems impossible that that OAN clip is real

 

Last I remember of ole racist papa was him saying he eats 20 pizzas a day or something crazy, then saying there would be a reckoning and next thing that happened was we were in a pandemic

 

40 pizzas in 30 days and if it had worked to cure racism, he’d be a Nobel Prize winner

 

The day of reckoning is upon us

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMef1b3aU/

 

if you go to his page you’ll see he has a “Papa Bless” with him decked out in catholic priest clothes and a halo over his head.

 

Fans of Papa John Schnatter, read this because it rules.

 

very jealous tbh

 

What the fuck


“Papa” John Schnatter Says He’s Had 800 Pizzas in Last 18 Months

 

An average of about 1.4 pizzas a day.

So...

Checks out.

 

nailed it

 

Not an onion article

 

wonder what his n word per day is now? need an update

 

Probs about 40 in the last 30 days, you know, to keep up with the pizzas he ate.

 

What’s the point of saying it if you don’t have a board to say it to?

 

Drop a hard R, we drop an apostrophe

 

It seems silly now but it will pay off in the long run.

No one remembers anymore that "Kleenex" used to be "Kleenex's" until the company decided to distance themselves from the Hitler sympathizer Wilbur T. Kleenux.

 

how will it pay off? what difference does it make in anyone's mind? Or in the world of pronunciation?

 

Because now it will make people think the pizza is made by people that solicit prostitutes.

 

It’s really strange sounding to have a plural of a guy, rather than a possessive. Like the pizza is topped with sliced papa john.

 

Is this a Rick Pitino joke? Cause if it's not it's only like a hop and skip away from one.

 

incredible post

 

Please tell me this happened

 

I'd pay anything to know what exactly was going through his mind when he said out loud to a tv camera that he's trying to use the n-word less often

 

Has here been a study about what happens in the brain when you get too high of a blood-garlic-butter-content?

 

I think they should have gone to Papas John, like Attorneys General.

 

New slogan:
Ingredients, pizza, Papa Jons

 

Papi Juan’s. Change the whole concept to Mexican delivery.

 

This is cancel culture

 

papa

 

goodbye yellow brick oven