Parents naming their kids weird names

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  1. pearl

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    didnt realize the other thread was lost.

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    sheesh
     
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    You are one weird mother fucker
     
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    yellojello
     
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    obligatory La-a
     
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  11. EdmondDantes

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    how do you pronounce that, anyways?
     
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  12. beist

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    I havent heard this one before.
     
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  13. Baron

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    La dasha
     
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    wow, good thing you created a new thread. not sure we would have been able to survive as a board without one.
     
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  16. Ace Boogie

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    I mean honestly isn't it more weird for them to name their children something normal like Brian?
     
  17. RonBurgundy

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    We don't have black people where I live so you'll have to settle for stupid white people names.

    Averyevaeh
    (Avery then the "Heaven" backwards).

    Apple Joy LastName

    River Hill LastName
     
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    Shithead pronounce "sha-theed"
     
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  20. soulfly

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    But as far as white people go, knew a Mormon family with the last name of tree. They went ham with tree names
     
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  21. Ace Boogie

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    A nazi guy who lives like a half hour away from me made national news for naming his child Adolf Hitler Campbell and I think he has other ones Named Aryan Nation Campbell and Eva Braun Campbell. Pretty sure the children were taken into protective custody. All went downhill when a grocery store refused to make a birthday cake saying happy bday Adolf Hitler.
     
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  23. Daniel Ocean

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    There are truly enough asshole fake and or real racist on here, why give them any assistance? Why make a thread for the sole purpose of making fun of people of your own race?
     
  24. Ace Boogie

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    Because he is Pearl.
     
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  25. DollarBillHokie

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    That is fantastic. I would totally do the same. Oak, Pine, and Maple would be getting pimp as fuck wooden presents for every occasion.
     
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    Did we lose your Official Celebrating our Tiny White Wieners- Here Cum the Irish thread in the crash?
     
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  28. soulfly

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    Straight up named a kid Douglas fir
     
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  29. Daniel Ocean

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    Bitch you know I am Black Irish thus have a huge peepee
     
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  31. pearl

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  32. Ace Boogie

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    My favorite fad is adding Sir before names.
     
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    His name is Ha'sean Treshon Clinton-Dix (Not that it makes Ha Ha any more normal.)

    Julio Jones is still the oddest. Quintorris Lopez Jones.
     
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  34. CraigAnne Conway

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    Trying to tell an african american what he can or can't do regarding recognition of his own race. If that ain't white privilege, I don't know what is.
    You're kind of a piece of shit, Dan
     
  35. CraigAnne Conway

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    Why does he have a hyphenated last name?
     
  36. Tiffin

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    Idk, divorced parents I assume, but could be wrong.
     
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  37. Ace Boogie

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    Shocked they were married to begin with.



    That felt wrong.
     
  38. Daniel Ocean

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    I know reading is hard. But, where in my question did I attempt to tell him what he could or couldn't do? I didn't even suggest anything. I just asked a question. You're a huge fucking retard Craig.
     
  39. DrTomOsbourne

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    I shit you not, saw this one at work the other day.

    "Felonee"
     
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    Sssst
    Translates to Forest
     
  41. Iron Mickey

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    you should feel bad op
     
  42. OopsPowSurprise

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    Look at this boot licking ass thread
     
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    Yeah man... spin it.
     
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  44. Seavie

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    OP would be long-stomped by THEHEBREW1 then tossed headfirst into the lake of fire
     
  45. CraigAnne Conway

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    I wonder what the Hebrews real name is
     
  46. Seavie

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    Jacob
    Edit: not sure if that's his legal name but he's revealed that name before
     
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    The names Tragedy and Nemesis have come across my desk recently
     
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  49. Ace Boogie

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    Pretty sure Jacob is his middle name, his first name is Brother.
     
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    Yeah I'm wildly skeptical of this one
     
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