Parents naming their kids weird names

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  1. jrmy

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    What?
     
    #501 jrmy, Aug 30, 2020
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  2. bro

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    What?
     
    #502 bro, Aug 30, 2020
  3. Tiffin

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    Short for Starfox, I hope.
     
    #503 Tiffin, Aug 30, 2020
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  4. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    Cash

    As in Johnny Cash but it's this poor kid's first name
     
    #504 Butthead, Aug 30, 2020
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  5. pearl

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  6. wes tegg

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    It’s short for Patrick. It’s right there in the post.
     
    #506 wes tegg, Aug 30, 2020
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  7. Daniel Ocean

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    By the “aka” it appears nickname
     
    #507 Daniel Ocean, Aug 30, 2020
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  8. Daniel Ocean

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    therefore it doesn’t belong in this thread imo
     
    #508 Daniel Ocean, Aug 30, 2020
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  9. Truman

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    Whatever, Trick
     
    #509 Truman, Aug 30, 2020
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  10. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I know several people with kids named Cash.
     
    #510 Hoss Bonaventure, Aug 30, 2020
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  11. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    :in-n-out:
     
    #511 Butthead, Aug 30, 2020
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  12. Hoss Bonaventure

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    All from my hometown. So they know that other people they know have kids named Cash
     
    #512 Hoss Bonaventure, Aug 30, 2020
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  13. Drown ‘Em

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    A friend of my brother was handling a divorce about a dozen years ago where the couple was fighting over custody of their twin boys Waylon JohnCash and Willie Bocephus.
     
    #513 Drown ‘Em, Aug 30, 2020
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  14. racer

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    I know multiple sets of Jack and Charles (Charlie) Daniels. I’m related to one.
     
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  15. pearl

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    I too, know someone with a child named Cash, except it's spelled Kash
     
    #515 pearl, Aug 30, 2020
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  16. bro

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    Exactly. That was my point. Seems like a normal name with a cute nickname
     
    #516 bro, Aug 30, 2020
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  17. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    At least with a name like Cash you can write your name with a dollar sign in it
     
    #517 Butthead, Aug 30, 2020
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  18. sc_chant

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    I know a Cash and my soon to be born nephew will be named Cash
     
    #518 sc_chant, Aug 30, 2020
  19. Bo Pelinis

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    #519 Bo Pelinis, Aug 31, 2020
  20. bigred77

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    His momma call him Lion. I'm gunna call him Lion
     
    #520 bigred77, Aug 31, 2020
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  21. bigred77

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    That post to like ratio is respectable
     
    #521 bigred77, Aug 31, 2020
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  22. BayouMafia

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    in my circle of acquaintances two couples have kids named Duke
     
    #522 BayouMafia, Aug 31, 2020
  23. two

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    My sister just had a baby.. Saylor Stone :in-n-out:
     
    #523 two, Aug 31, 2020
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  24. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    That reallly sounds like a porn name. :gross:
     
    #524 Pile Driving Miss Daisy, Aug 31, 2020
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  25. Pasta88

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    Saylor Twift
     
    #525 Pasta88, Aug 31, 2020
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  26. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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    #526 20/20/20/20, Aug 31, 2020
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  27. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Friend had a baby girl a week after our son was born named Saylor
     
    #527 Hoss Bonaventure, Aug 31, 2020
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  28. TC

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    Welp
     
    #528 TC, Aug 31, 2020
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  29. BayouMafia

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    don't think there's an awesome names thread but this belongs

     
    #529 BayouMafia, Sep 1, 2020
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  30. bro

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    glorious
     
    #530 bro, Sep 1, 2020
  31. wes tegg

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    That’s obviously a nickname.
     
    #531 wes tegg, Sep 1, 2020
  32. wes tegg

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    His real name is Dumonde, though, so...
     
    #532 wes tegg, Sep 1, 2020
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  33. Bo Pelinis

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    Is it obvious, though?
     
    #533 Bo Pelinis, Sep 1, 2020
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  34. bro

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    #534 bro, Sep 1, 2020
  35. steamengine

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    #535 steamengine, Sep 1, 2020
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  36. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    If my unborn child is a boy his name will be Merrick. Roast me t-mb.
     
    #536 Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all, Sep 1, 2020
  37. Pasta88

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    If it’s a girl will it be Merica? :americanzi:
     
    #537 Pasta88, Sep 1, 2020
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  38. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    I've made this joke to the best friend. She did not see the humor in it.
     
    #538 Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all, Sep 1, 2020
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  39. Festus McBadass

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    You must really like Merrick dog food.
     
    #539 Festus McBadass, Sep 1, 2020
  40. TC

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    Call him Trick
     
    #540 TC, Sep 1, 2020
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  41. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Speaking of basketball players with weird first names, who names their kid Magic?
     
    #541 Hoss Bonaventure, Sep 1, 2020
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  42. Daniel Ocean

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    someone thought “trick” was a real name so no it’s not
     
    #542 Daniel Ocean, Sep 1, 2020
  43. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    :|
     
    #543 Butthead, Sep 1, 2020
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  44. Drown ‘Em

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    Did you ever think Chipper Jones’ name was really Chipper despite being in every media guide ever as Chipper? Slam is pretty obvious to me.
     
    #544 Drown ‘Em, Sep 1, 2020
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  45. brolift

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    Saw on FB this AM a girl from my hometown named her kid Wolfie.
     
    #545 brolift, Sep 1, 2020
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  46. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Do you realize we are in the parents give their children silly names thread?

    You give me one example of a nickname while this thread is full of hundreds of examples of crazy names that are in fact real.
     
    #546 bro, Sep 1, 2020
  47. pearl

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    Cason for me if it’s a boy, Alexia if it’s a girl
     
    #547 pearl, Sep 1, 2020
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  48. TC

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    Lost hard
     
    #548 TC, Sep 1, 2020
  49. spagett

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    Don't do it... that's a future pornstar
     
    #549 spagett, Sep 1, 2020
  50. racer

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    My son’s middle name is Chip.
     
    #550 racer, Sep 1, 2020
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