Parents naming their kids weird names

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  1. racer

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  2. bigred77

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    Saw this posted somewhere else and made me think about this thread

     
  3. pianoman

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    My wife's hippie cousin just had her 4th child and named him possibly the worst name I've ever heard. She's out there so the other names are weird too, like one child is named Crescent but she decided for this latest he looked like an Everlasting Honor. I feel so bad for that kid's childhood.
     
  4. Pasta88

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    With the added bonus of his name being spelled incorrectly in the UK/Canada.
     
  5. TC

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    Sir Jalen is the best one in a while. Guy sounds badass
     
  6. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Unless you're Native American you need to be cutting that shit out.
     
  7. Tex

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    The sibling is Deja.
     
  8. Daniel Ocean

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    They would name the child something awesome that meant that.
     
  9. Eamudo229

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    There’s these two sisters that come in occasionally. One younger one named Honesty which is fine but...the other who is older is Chonesty. Now I can’t get how the parents just took the weird C in the older daughters name and thought they’d correct their mistake they made the first time or what I am not sure. I just don’t understand.
     
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    There’s a woman on my city’s Facebook group who is constantly posting. Her name is Mekinsey.
     
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  13. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    How do you even pronounce Kysen? Kay-sen? Ki-sen?
     
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    Like Tyson but with a K I'm sure. Mike Kysen.
     
  15. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    That's awful, I don't like it at all.
     
  16. TC

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    Got beat up by an off brand Mike Tyson
     
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    Yep, a girl I know from HS has a Kyson and it's pronounced just like Tyson. She also has a Braylee :facepalm:
     
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  18. racer

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    A friend of mine spelled their kid’s name with a letter or two different than usual, but could potentially change the pronunciation if we were following normal English. The kid is about a year and a half old and I’ve never heard it out loud because of covid and at this point I’m afraid to ask what it is.
     
  19. wes tegg

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    Give us a crack at it.
     
  20. racer

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    Rien. My money is on ‘Ryan’ but these days who tf knows.
     
  21. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Maybe pronounced like rain even though that should be spelled Rein?
     
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  22. wes tegg

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    Or, it could be Reen, like "lien."
     
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    Sea
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  25. racer

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    Seh-eh
     
  26. El Tiburon

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    Kocksuker
     
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    I’ve recently seen a boy named Kaysen
     
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  28. pearl

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    I’m going to name mine Cason
     
  29. TC

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    I think they have chosen to name the child after the beautiful Rhine River
     
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    You are having a kid?
     
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  31. TC

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    Just got an email from Ruby White r u srs rite now
     
  32. HOOSINSC

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    back in the early 00's Temple had a linebacker Rian Wallace. i think the steelers drafted him.
     
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    Rien means “Nothing” in French.
     
  35. El Tiburon

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    Rien means “they laugh” in Spanish.
     
  36. TC

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    Rien means "kick my ass take my lunch money" in English
     
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  37. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Roux. Yes the mother is extremely Cajun.
     
  38. El Tiburon

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    Brother named Mirepoix?
     
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  39. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Rexx. He’s my godson.
     
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    Looks like they’re running out of four letter names that start with R and end in X.
     
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    What’s the point of the extra x?
     
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    I’m not sure as I’ve never asked
     
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  43. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    It's extra sexy
     
  44. Iron Mickey

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    exxtra sexxy :cmonson:
     
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  45. El Tiburon

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    Would have been fucking legendary if they had like 4 kids and named them Rex, Rexx, Rexxx and Rexxxx.
     
  46. Iron Mickey

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    I’d call DSS tbh
     
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  48. Iron Mickey

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    ugggh
     
  49. Butthead

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    It means he's xtreme
     
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    I know a Evelyn. They call her Evie.