Parents naming their kids weird names

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  1. racer

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    I once worked with an Everly and she sucked. Not in a good way.
     
  2. 20/20/20/20

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    Next door neighbor girl was named this before we moved. Wife’s friend also has a daughter named this.
     
  3. wes tegg

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    Evelyn is a very normal name.
     
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    yeah haha wtf
     
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    I work with a person named Rine and it's pronounced like Rind but with a silent d.
     
  6. mb711

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    Shoutout my grandma Evelyn
     
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    Mine too!
     
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  8. Barves2125

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    I've got an aunt named Evelyn. And a cousin with a double name that includes Evelyn.
     
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  9. shaolin5

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    There is a 12 year old girl that lives 3 houses away and her name is Tatum. Her and my daughter are currently BFF's

    Edit: Shewwweee her mother is hot. Gat DAYUM
     
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  13. The Blackfish

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    My brother’s name is Evelyn.
     
  14. Barves2125

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    Saw a sign earlier for a kid named Bruser.
     
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    Mom must have been a huge fan of Legally Blonde
     
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    TIL Stone Cold Steve Austin ’s real name is Evelyn
     
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    big Tatum O’Neal fan I see
     
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    Jason Tatum imo
     
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    Tatum Bell

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  20. shaolin5

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    Also a kid named "Sabbath" and a kid named "Morning". Yes the first kid is black and yes, all the kids call him "Black Sabbath". But, he loves the nickname, so fuck it.
     
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  21. El Tiburon

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    NGL the nickname Black Sabbath is pretty badass.
     
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    :comicbookguy:
     
  24. bigred77

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    Channing Tatum, imo
     
  25. wes tegg

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    Grandmother Evelyn, aunt Mary Evelyn, cousin Evelyn Anne, and 2nd cousin Evelyn Grace.
     
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    For me, Aunt Evelyn and cousin Mary Evelyn. Alabama!
     
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  27. Daniel Ocean

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    I’m confused. Are people arguing Evelyn belong itt?
     
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  28. The Blackfish

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    I think it’s less of an argument about whether or not Evelyn belongs in here (it doesn’t) and more of an argument among us Bama bois about who is related to the most Evelyns
     
  29. racer

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    Spoiler alert there are only 4 Evelyns and you’re all related

    Because incest
     
  30. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I'll even level, eleven malevolent elven Evelyns.
     
  31. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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  32. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Evelyns irrelevant
     
  33. Arrec Bardwin

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    Its my favorite when someone brings up a completely normal name in this thread.
     
  34. fish

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    Quite a few new additions to the family in the last three years...

    Names for girls:

    Kane
    Mia
    Harley
    Presley
    Kennedy
    Avery
    Emma

    Names for boys:
    Robert
    Nicholas
     
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  35. bro

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    No they don’t
     
  36. Corky Bucek

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    Let us know you are from the South without letting us know you are from the South
     
  37. wes tegg

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    They don’t go by the double names. They all go/went by Evelyn. My grandmother just didn’t have a middle name.
     
  38. Barves2125

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    Nothing wrong with it, I’m from California and the double name was something I wasn’t used to
     
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  40. Nandor the Relentless

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    Harley just seems like such a trashy name
     
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  43. racer

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  45. Nandor the Relentless

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    You want to see some awful? How about a school that attracts mostly upper middle to upper middle class white boys.
    Hampden-Sydney Baseball
    Kieran
    Trenton
    Trey
    Aidan
    Tymothy
    Tillman
    Declan
    Iziah

    Football
    Tanner
    Hayden
    Sage
    Miles
    James-Ryan
    Slater
    Hunter (2x)
    Gage (2x)
    Braedan
    Braxton (2x)
    Griff


    Lacrosse
    Grayson
    Talmadge
    Weston
    Canevin
    Reilly
    Peyton
    Dominick
    Aidan
    Gray
    Holt

    Soccer
    Gray
    Kade
    Declan
    Grayson
    Emory
    Attila

    Swimming team has a Jeffery
    Tennis has a Bryson
    Golf team has a Meade
     
  46. Nandor the Relentless

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    Some other classic white names to come out of Hampden-Sydney
    Augy
    Seamus (pronounced like Sheamus the wrestler)
    Drane
    Mikell (pronounced Michael)
    Murfee
    Brooks
    Addison
    Griffin
    Banks
    Colson
    Fleet
    English
    Micah
    Branson
    Hill
    Braden
    Chason
    Levy
    Treigh (pronounced Trey)
    Jed
    Houghton
    Thacher
    Fitzhugh
    Watt
    Hollis
    Tal
    Shad
    Rand
    Worth
    Gardner
    McCain
    Shiv
    Tripp
    Bat
    Benton
    Chamie
    Murrie
    Berkeley
    Cetric
    Hiter
     
  47. Iron Mickey

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    Great Aunt Evelyn here.
     
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  48. Nandor the Relentless

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    And the female version of Hampden-Sydney, Sweet Briar College. We have some doozies
    Aerin
    Kimberlin
    Kollin
    Jesseca
    Meah
    Cammee
    Sita
    Madigan
    Weatherly
    Lauria
    Ellyn
    Ailish
    Kacie
    Aoife
    Calee
    Brynna
    Brigitte
    Ciara
    Kaytee
    Lashlee
    Kaydy
    Dayze
    Loralei
    Kiera
    Elyse
    Zerah
    Kaylah
    Caylin
    Leyte
    Celia
    Rachael
    Ilisa
    Seanne
    Ashely
    Kiera
    Lera
    Caylin
    Karlynn
    Kaila
    Ebet
    Mikia
    Kiersten
    Syrena
    Mariaclara
    Sylvan
    Katlyn
    Cabell
    Catie
    Riahn
    Sixtine
    Berline
    Yuliya
     
  49. racer

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