Parents naming their kids weird names

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  1. Shawn Hunter

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    I had a pet fish I named Balthazar
     
  2. Daniel Ocean

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  3. racer

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    Name him Squirtle
     
  4. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Fisher
    Mason
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    Baker

    Old-timey trades are well represented among cunty white suburban males. I'm gonna make a pitch for Cobbler
     
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  5. racer

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  6. TC

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  8. racer

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  9. Shinzon

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    Make her watch the ‘Crime & Punishment’ episode of Roseanne. Was just a kid at the time, but after seeing that episode in the 90s, the first thing that pops into my head even today when I hear the name Fisher is woman-beater.

     
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  10. Where Eagles Dare

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    Daycare photos came out and one name that caught my eye
     
  11. jbr

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  12. wes tegg

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    Hugo rules.
     
  13. beerme

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    Babies due next week so I’ll see what direction he goes
     
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  14. wes tegg

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    I'm pulling for Boden, because he loves Point Break and the president.
     
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  15. beerme

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    Anyone wanna take bets for the naming?
     
  16. wes tegg

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    I will bet on anything.
     
  17. Detlef Schrempf

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    Yes
     
  18. wes tegg

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    I think we should do all of those names + the field. Only one person can have each name, and each name is $20. Winner takes the pot.

    I'll start a thread.
     
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  19. Wicket

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    well to sell you a bit on the name. Fisher Stevens did bang Michelle Pfeiffer
     
  20. a.tramp

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    Backing up ti the Fisher discussion, go Fister. Phonetically similar but a whole lot cooler.
     
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  21. The.Barron.of.Miles

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    Saw a Navy but spelled Naevie

    The whole purposely misspelling your kid’s name thing is hard to wrap my mind around
     
  22. Emma

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    Had to get a massage today, masseuse named her kids Cosmos and Cadmus
     
  23. racer

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    That’s very on brand for a masseuse
     
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  24. Emma

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    It was a very weird experience. Her son is paraplegic, and she somehow got into talking about how he gets off. Stereotypical movie masseuse personality.
     
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  25. racer

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    This is a bad porno
     
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  26. El Tiburon

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    Did it involve ambulation porn?
     
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  27. Festus McBadass

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  28. El Tiburon

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    Did you share a drink they call Loneliness?
     
  29. Detlef Schrempf

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    What the fuck.
     
  30. Emma

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    Ya it was strange, son had a skiing incident at 17. Paraplegic from it. She's talking about how her song puts his best foot forward in life and that people shouldn't discount individuals with disabilities. All stemmed from me mentioning working with individuals with disabilities as a passion.

    Anyways, I'm just in excruciating pain as she going at a deep tissue massage. Casually drops that her son can even get off, that she taught him how to massage in a wheelchair, and is a hit with old ladies.
     
  31. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    That's a cold ass joke, mom
     
  32. Homo Erectus

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    Agreed. I went by that on here for a while
     
  33. TC

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  34. racer

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    Ambrynn
     
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  35. Thoros of Beer

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    Yeah, but what are the side effects?
     
  36. racer

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    Buying a bunch of stuff on Ambarzon and not remembering until it arrives.
     
  37. Barves2125

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    One of the OGs. Lakynn is probably in middle school now.
     
  38. Thoros of Beer

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    I think she was on Teen Moms

    She's got a Nayvie of her own
     
  39. racer

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    She probably fucked an entire Naval platoon and was covering her bases
     
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  40. ono

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    Or she just loves the troops.

    Other kids are Armye Ayrforce and Coastgaard
     
  41. racer

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    I just looked it up. Her name is McKinli and she’s a trumper. She also got off on child abuse charges because her spouse couldn’t be compelled to testify under spousal privilege. Gross.
     
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  42. TC

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    Cash Money is the army. Better get the Nayvie
     
  43. racer

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    Back when i was a pharmacy tech there were these two siblings legitimately named Kash and Kurrency. I feel like Buster 5000 lives in the same general area as this family and may have heard of them.
     
  44. Buster Mahomes

    Buster Mahomes "Don't buy a Lincoln you'll look like a pimp."
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    Not ringing a bell. Where were they from?
     
  45. Boo MFer!

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    Reminds me of these twins I knew named Oranjello and Lemonjello. Also, I went to school with a Le-a.
     
  46. racer

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    SE side. Don’t remember exactly where.
     
  47. Buster Mahomes

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    I’ll keep an eye out for these buffoons.

    *on the Polk County Inmates FB page
     
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  48. TC

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    Currant C.
     
  49. jbr

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  50. IHHH

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    daniel