Parents naming their kids weird names

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  1. CraigAnne Conway

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    Maybe you should do your job instead of looking at TMB. Look at TMB when you get home.
     
    #101 CraigAnne Conway, Nov 3, 2015
  2. spagett

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    First name: Arrogance
    Middle name: Torshay

    Poor girl
     
    #102 spagett, Nov 3, 2015
  3. DrTomOsbourne

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    Let's change the title to just stupid children names.

    Because white people are awful too.
     
    #103 DrTomOsbourne, Nov 3, 2015
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  4. DrTomOsbourne

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    I know this is old but holy fuck

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    #104 DrTomOsbourne, Nov 3, 2015
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  5. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    This girl is fine as shit, but those names just scream Clemson to me for some reason.
     
    #105 Owsley, Nov 3, 2015
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  6. Tony Ray Bans

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    is that pronounced "lackin?" Man they are opening their daughter up to some cruel shit if so
     
    #106 Tony Ray Bans, Nov 3, 2015
  7. DuckD

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    Is the middle name 'telligence?
     
    #107 DuckD, Nov 3, 2015
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  8. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    Lake-in
     
    #108 Owsley, Nov 3, 2015
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  9. Jim Brockmire

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    Today's submission: Jashmear. Guys name apparently.
     
    #109 Jim Brockmire, Nov 3, 2015
  10. TheChatch

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    lol remember when pearl called oops an Uncle Tom?
     
    #110 TheChatch, Nov 3, 2015
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  11. Tobias

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    those were simpler times
     
    #111 Tobias, Nov 3, 2015
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  12. OopsPowSurprise

    OopsPowSurprise Owed one ass kicking from poweshow
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    #112 OopsPowSurprise, Nov 3, 2015
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  13. Jim Brockmire

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    Today's submission: Honnee. You know? Like the shit that bears like to eat?
     
    #113 Jim Brockmire, Nov 4, 2015
  14. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode B I O I N B I O
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    #114 hood b. goode, Nov 4, 2015
  15. Corch

    Corch My son got the Denver Nuggets jeans
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    Boot licker.
     
    #115 Corch, Nov 4, 2015
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  16. Corch

    Corch My son got the Denver Nuggets jeans
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    Jk I like oops too
     
    #116 Corch, Nov 4, 2015
  17. Festus McBadass

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    Had a client today name Jacqwandalyn.
     
    #117 Festus McBadass, Nov 4, 2015
  18. J.R. Bob Dobbs

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    any name that ends with -aiden is fucking garbage.

    its such an ugly sound.
     
    #118 J.R. Bob Dobbs, Nov 4, 2015
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  19. Fusiontegra

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    #119 Fusiontegra, Nov 4, 2015
  20. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Also knew a creepy kid in high school with Resolve as a first name.
     
    #120 Fusiontegra, Nov 4, 2015
  21. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Lastly, wife knows a girl that got married to a dude in Georgia, last name is Monee.

    Then they named their son Macon...
     
    #121 Fusiontegra, Nov 4, 2015
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  22. pearl

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    #122 pearl, Nov 4, 2015
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  23. Barves2125

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    Coworker has a son named Aiden. At least that's how I'm assuming they spell it.

    Poor kid.
     
    #123 Barves2125, Nov 4, 2015
  24. CUAngler

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    If Cash Money is your name, then you just gotta own it. I can't see how doing so could possibly go wrong.
     
    #124 CUAngler, Nov 4, 2015
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  25. pockets

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    obligatory

     
    #125 pockets, Nov 4, 2015
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  26. og

    og ready to party? by party I mean smoke cigarettes
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    #126 og, Nov 6, 2015
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  27. 1

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    From the Omaha World-Herald.....

    Woman, 24, tells Omaha police that ex-boyfriend broke into her home, punched her, stole money

    From staff reports | Updated 8 hours ago

    An Omaha woman told police that her ex-boyfriend broke into her home and assaulted her Saturday near 40th and Spencer Streets.
    Abracadabra Dunlap, 24, said the suspect kicked in a door, entered her house, punched her and took money. Police were unable to locate the suspect.
     
    #127 1, Dec 6, 2015
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  28. DrTomOsbourne

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    Had to search..

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    #128 DrTomOsbourne, Dec 6, 2015
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  29. pearl

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    :blech::donotwant:
     
    #129 pearl, Dec 6, 2015
  30. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Well, she sure lives up to her name. She instantly made my boner disappear.
     
    #130 Boo MFer!, Dec 6, 2015
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  31. DelapThrows

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    She should probably go by "Abby"
     
    #131 DelapThrows, Dec 6, 2015
  32. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Thought you were gonna say because her stomach dunlap'd over her vagina.
     
    #132 Fusiontegra, Dec 6, 2015
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  33. Corky Bucek

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    Saw on a post SNF show on NBS there is a HS football player named Seu-J and it is pronounced like the name CJ. He looked Samoan fwiw.
     
    #133 Corky Bucek, Dec 7, 2015
  34. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Saint West

    New son of Kimye
     
    #134 Where Eagles Dare, Dec 7, 2015
  35. DrTomOsbourne

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    Found one today...

    "Demonie"

    Yes, it's pronounced like you think it is.
     
    #135 DrTomOsbourne, Mar 10, 2016
  36. CUAngler

    CUAngler Royale with Cheese
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    Day Money?
     
    #136 CUAngler, Mar 10, 2016
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  37. enjj

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    Named my daughter Taylor Rose. My MIL's co worker liked the name so much she gave it to her daughter. That's wierd.
     
    #137 enjj, Mar 10, 2016
  38. His Dudeness

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    Guy I work with went to school with a girl named La-a.

    Pronounced Ladasha
     
    #138 His Dudeness, Mar 10, 2016
  39. DrTomOsbourne

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    Da Money
     
    #139 DrTomOsbourne, Mar 10, 2016
  40. Redav

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    Of course he did.
     
    #140 Redav, Mar 10, 2016
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  41. Bo Pelinis

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    #141 Bo Pelinis, Mar 10, 2016
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  42. Festus McBadass

    Festus McBadass Cool ass dog and 5 star recruit
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    I see quite a few every day. One of my favorites recently was Anyonne Mignon
     
    #142 Festus McBadass, Mar 10, 2016
  43. NP13

    NP13 MC OG
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    #143 NP13, Mar 22, 2016
  44. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    First name Kash
    middle name Monee
     
    #144 Daddy Rabbit, Mar 23, 2016
  45. —

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    Last name Records FTW!!1
     
    #145 —, Mar 23, 2016
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  46. Joe_Pesci

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    :laugh:
     
    #146 Joe_Pesci, Mar 23, 2016
  47. wes tegg

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    Taylor Rose is a porn name.
     
    #147 wes tegg, Mar 23, 2016
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  48. DelapThrows

    DelapThrows Comforter, Philosopher, and Lifelong Mate
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    Not necessarily the parent's fault... but I just evaluated an application where the surname was "Moron"

    You gotta think that somewhere along the line someone in the family would've changed the spelling or something.
     
    #148 DelapThrows, Mar 23, 2016
  49. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    I knew a guy named M@ (pronounced Matt). He was a quadriplegic and used to hang out by the door.
     
    #149 wes tegg, Mar 23, 2016
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  50. Ace Boogie

    Ace Boogie Top Lad
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    She actually has a pretty good show, she pulls a rabbit out of her fat.
     
    #150 Ace Boogie, Mar 23, 2016
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