Parents naming their kids weird names

the letter Y has taken enough abuse

 

She's been found, safe

 

Not yet with that name

 

Soccer update: Huckleberry has an older brother named Atticus.

 

bryightliegh

 

ugh

 

congrats Clown Baby

 

People online are being very rude to me

 

lmao

 

Can we talk about the suit? I don’t find it flattering.

 

Knew as soon as I saw this thread bumped that Bryightliegh had made it here.

 

Jeremicha

 

at naming your daughter after Darin fucking Erstad. What??

 

My wife is an elementary teacher and there's a rash of GoT names coming through the ranks. Mostly Khalessi

 

Pretty sure I heard Zazon getting yelled at inside the gorilla house at the zoo yesterday.

 

Not so much as weird but dumb in this case

 

Kindrek, who looked like he was going to pledge a frat after his CFA drive through shift was over

Wrenley, from a baby shower invitation.

 

That could be a thread winner ngl

 

Does it rhyme with Seven or Steven?

 

Lucky number Screven

 

Crazy that Jameis Winston’s seventh child is old enough to work at Best Buy.

 

Mom wanted to name him Steven and dad wanted to name him Scrotum, so they compromised.

 

Screven somehow fits perfectly for a Best Buy employee

 

If most of the names in this thread are criminal, then that “I” after “Y” is a capital offense.

That sign she’s holding looks like a kid who just really likes making swoops when practicing cursive.

 

If I ever have a daughter, her name will be Mia Malkova Coachman.

She'll be forever protected from the danger of people using search engines to find out information about her.

 

Yes

 

Screven is the last name of some guys I know from BHam, gotta imagine there’s a connection

 

Well I'll be damned.

"Screven is a name of ancient Norman origin. It arrived in England with the Norman Conquest of 1066. It is a name for a writer to the court."

https://www.houseofnames.com/screve... is a name of,keep official records of trials.

 

In my mind Screven is Screech from Saved by the Bell but dweebier, and he's also doing an angry screed

 

Wife’s friend posted a pic of their kid in front of their class list on instagram today. Lots of good stuff here

 

i've never seen full last names on a class list. that seems not ideal

 

Jesus

 

Checking into this thread for the second time. Just added a Callum to the mix.

 

She’s not a kid but my wife told me about a lady she met that introduced herself as Shannon, but pronounced it “Sha-non”

 

Like 2/3 of the 50’s cover band?

 

Calum is an everyday name in the UK. I have a Calum and a Niall in my extended family. Prob more common, but I was almost named Alistair.

 

What the fuck

also this reminds me I’ve got a strange name and I shouldn’t pass judgment but also back in my day there were maybe 1 or 2 of us uniquely named kids per grade. The idea of a class of dumbed down phonetically spelled hard consonant sounds is too much to bear

 

Last few posts made think of this. Guess it all cycles. Eventually, just like in medieval times, the one kid in class with the unique name will be a Carl.

 

Daxston

 

Naming our second Nicholas to go along with our first Thomas

real weird names for our kids in the future: Tom & Nick

 

had a bunch of Alistairs in my school growing up. three different spellings.

 

Brwyn.

I had to double check that it wasn’t a typo or something. I assume it’s pronounced like Bruin?