when mrs. larry shits out a kid we're just going to cut to the chase and name it 'I need to speak to the manager' larry
I remember the good ole days where whites would give their kids normal names instead of some alphabet soup bullshit
A kid in our neighborhood is named Baiden (in kindergarten with my son, but different classes). At a neighborhood gathering a few weeks back, I was talking with the dad (redneck douchebag), and he was being an asshole about how some other family’s kid sucks at baseball and his is amazing at it. I was sick of him running his mouth, so I said, “How long do you think it is going to take before kids realize they can call your son Master? I give it 5th grade, at the earliest, and maybe 7th grade, at the latest.” He didn’t seem to get it at first, so I stood there until he did. He looked like I had kicked his dog. Pretty sure we won’t have to worry about having to attend any of this family’s parties anytime soon. Spoiler Masterbatin’
Waylon and Wyatt aren’t bad names, per se. Fisher, Hunter, or Brantley could be a family name. The rest are just completely made up.
The trend of just randomly spelling names is mind boggling. Like, Reagan is a name that has a spelling. Reagyn makes no sense.
I think most people who do that are too dumb to even think this line of thought. They think it's unique, or something.
Using last names as first names, is probably the most obvious tell of a family which wears their white privilege like a medal.