pat mcafee being EPIC!!

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  1. dblplay1212

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    Oh if we're talking all time, he might be #1 now that Stabler passed. He's also old af so idk how much fun he'd be now.
     
  2. Redav

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    Joe Namath seems like he sucks based solely on the Suzy Kolber thing
     
  3. Constant

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    If you've never gotten drunk and hit on a woman inappropriately, you might be the bad hang.
     
  4. Redav

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    I've never gotten drunk and been a creep with a woman on national tv
     
  5. Constant

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    I want to kiss you.
     
  6. IV

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    Sorry for partying
     
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  7. ButchCassidy

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    I have a feeling CJ would be the same as Tua.
     
  8. wes tegg

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    Eli is a pretty normal dude.
     
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  9. Constant

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    So, who's the worst QB hang (current QB division)? Russell Wilson?


    I've seen a lot of Lions' locker room celebrations lately, and always get a kick out of watching Dan Campbell curse beautifully, naturally and eloquently, and then watching Goff follow him and awkwardly work some "fuckin"s into his speech. That makes me think he's on the lame end.
     
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  10. Baron

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    RIP BROADWAY JOE
     
  11. wes tegg

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    Stafford has to be up there on best current players.

    And lol at any of our old asses being able to party with any of them under 30.
     
  12. Baron

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    I could go with them, but I'd be dead the following couple days.
     
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  13. Shinzon

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    Kirk Cousins seems like he’d be a pretty boring hang.
     
  14. HoosDaMan

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    McAfee really believes it. It’s not some joke Aaron Rodgers isn’t in on that McAfee uses for clicks.

     
  15. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    why the fuck do they still talk about Fauci?
     
  16. devine

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    Not a single coherent thought put together in that rambling
     
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  17. HoosDaMan

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    They obviously are watching, listening, and believing right wing propagandists and politicians who continue to talk about Fauci.
     
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  18. electronic

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    I could absolutely hang with that group of dorks.



    Until I got tired at 9:00.
     
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  19. Tobias

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    as always, it is projection. they say libs are covid obsessed because they took it seriously in 2020. but essentially no one on earth is still thinking about covid in nearly 2024 except them and the most neurotic people on the left
     
  20. laxjoe

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    Speak for yourself. I’m still wearing gloves and bleaching my groceries as my monument to Anthony fauci looks on. And that’s the only reason I’m still alive to post on this here board.
     
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  21. wes tegg

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    We are so fucked if we ever have another pandemic.
     
  22. Redav

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    I'm just going to let the next pandemic take me as opposed to living through another one
     
  23. Bruce Wayne

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    Really any species-threatening disaster.
     
  24. Bruce Bowen

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    A more deadly pandemic would probably result in a net positive for the country.
     
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  25. wes tegg

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    No it wouldn’t. Such an incredibly stupid take.
     
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  26. Bruce Bowen

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    Probably shouldn't come to the Pat Mcafee thread for totally serious global pandemic takes.
     
  27. steamengine

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    President Aaron Rodgers will order you to be resuscitated
     
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  28. wes tegg

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    Sorry. The whole “Thanos was right!” hackneyed edgelord schtick triggers the fuck out of me.
     
  29. BWC

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    *when

    Climate change and resulting scarcity/refugee crisis in the same race as well.
     
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  30. MG2

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    The thing about these two is that with Stafford you probably have to deal with Kelly hanging around. With Goff you get to hang with Christen Harper, who is not Kelly and might be the most attractive woman on earth.
     
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  31. wes tegg

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    I don’t think I’ve ever hung out with a dude based on the attractiveness of his wife.

    Kelly’s kind of my type, though.
     
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  32. theseasonisover

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    Poyer, known chud. His girlfriend used a fake vax card or whatever in 2021 to get into a Bills game, then threw a pretty decent rant up on Twitter IIRC.
     
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  33. Arrec Bardwin

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    Struggling with the general stupidity of the human race is nothing new, but yes wishing death on the bottom half is a bit much.
     
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  34. Constant

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    HebogjusRcQ9.gif
     
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  35. aisle seven

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    Take it to the Hilary Duff thread.
     
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  36. Where Eagles Dare

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    You up for sacrificing a loved parent for this net good?
     
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  37. Where Eagles Dare

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    Matt is one that I recall having a lot of partying pics leaked. Seems fun. nice life. Jealous

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  38. bro

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    not going to click this. Poyer is quite the chud, as his wife / gf or whatever.
     
  39. Fran Tarkenton

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    Goose finally made it on tv



    ESPN hosts questioning vaccines + calling January 6th 2021 a dustup...in the same week.
     
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  40. BudKilmer

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    :roll: I forgot Del Rio called it a dust up at the capitol :roll:

    psychotic brain worms


    And the falcons lost to him at home. Fuck me


    :awshucks:
     
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  41. Shinzon

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    The Yellowstone super volcano is 30-thousand years past due for an eruption. :ohdear:
     
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  42. Snakes

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    It's always disturbing to see photos like this because i'm only a little bit younger than Stafford but between the very dated styles in the photos (i mean just look at those kitchen cabinets!) and the general graininess of the photos...it just reminds me how long ago 2006 was. it was a different era!
     
  43. Where Eagles Dare

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    I flipped through a bunch of college and spring break photos from 2001. Wild times.
     
  44. Snakes

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    2001? speak for yourself old man
     
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  45. Where Eagles Dare

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    Panama City Beach was lit in 2000
     
  46. wes tegg

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    That was clearly making a joke about Del Rio.
     
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  47. Baron

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    Days Inn Summer 2000
     
  48. ARSENAL

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    Myrtle beach for senior beach week, 2007. I watched a guy from a few counties over do a whippit with a bouncy ball. I didn’t even know what that meant. I grew up a lot on that trip
     
  49. Fran Tarkenton

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    do you see those jokes a lot on Barstool?
     
  50. hood b. goode

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    This took me back to the days of BustedCoverage