Paulina Gretzky's twitter account gets shut down...yes that's the Great One's daughter

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  1. devine4heisman

    devine4heisman Guest

    im sorry :welpseeyalater:
     
    #51 devine4heisman, Nov 29, 2011
  2. ~ taylor ~

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    I'd board her from behind, take her down with a slew foot, then spear her with the butt end.

    And blow my game misconduct all over her girdle.
     
    #52 ~ taylor ~, Nov 29, 2011
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  3. Phil Connors

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    I would give that the old two-line pass.

    :idk: Fuck hockey
     
    #53 Phil Connors, Nov 29, 2011
  4. Blu Tang Clan

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    I'd unleash the grind line and make her submit with my neutral zone trap.
     
    #54 Blu Tang Clan, Nov 29, 2011
  5. Daniel Ocean

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    I'd get it in the crease.
     
    #55 Daniel Ocean, Nov 29, 2011
  6. NP13

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    i'd deke her
     
    #56 NP13, Nov 29, 2011
  7. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    I would have sex with her
     
    #57 IrishLAX2, Nov 29, 2011
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  8. ~ taylor ~

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    With her 2 hole?

    I need hockey terms to better visualize the manner in which you would be procreating with The Great Daughter.
     
    #58 ~ taylor ~, Nov 29, 2011
  9. skattles

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    I'd give her a triple deke like Emilio Estevez and knuckle puck her flying V

    mighty ducks is all I need to know about hockey
     
    #59 skattles, Nov 29, 2011
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  10. IrishLAX2

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    I wouldnt use a condom
     
    #60 IrishLAX2, Nov 29, 2011
  11. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    i'd let her give me an old king clancy
     
    #61 Daniel Ocean, Nov 29, 2011
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  12. kslim

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    #62 kslim, Nov 29, 2011
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  13. soulfly

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    Yo. When did you start hanging out with farva?
     
    #63 soulfly, Nov 29, 2011
  14. soulfly

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    Luongo probably envies her.
     
    #64 soulfly, Nov 29, 2011
  15. devine4heisman

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    i dont think he would be comfortable with me sharing that info
     
    #65 devine4heisman, Nov 29, 2011
  16. soulfly

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    Continue on with your tuggies.
     
    #66 soulfly, Nov 29, 2011
  17. Waldo746

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    22 year old has twitter shut down by parents :laugh:
     
    #67 Waldo746, Nov 29, 2011
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  18. Teflon Queen

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    a parent who was probably like, i'm docking 100,000k out of your inheritance for every day this twitter remains up
     
    #68 Teflon Queen, Nov 29, 2011
  19. OopsPowSurprise

    OopsPowSurprise Owed one ass kicking from poweshow
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    I'd knucklepuck her like phat's baby momma
     
    #69 OopsPowSurprise, Nov 29, 2011
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  20. OopsPowSurprise

    OopsPowSurprise Owed one ass kicking from poweshow
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    also, was the "great one's daughter" necessary

    like there's another family of Gretzkys that are relevant to have a twitter account be news
     
    #70 OopsPowSurprise, Nov 29, 2011
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  21. Teflon Queen

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    i think using 'the great one' was an ode and a :golfclap: to his incredible sperm
     
    #71 Teflon Queen, Nov 29, 2011
  22. Corky Bucek

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    Maybe his brother Brent's family, :idk:
     
    #72 Corky Bucek, Nov 29, 2011
  23. CC

    CC Waiting for moments that never come
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    I'd combine a hockey reference with a sexual act if I knew anything about hockey
     
    #73 CC, Nov 29, 2011
  24. CUZ28

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    I'd sniff her pads after 3 periods.
     
    #74 CUZ28, Dec 1, 2011
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  25. Teflon Queen

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    i don't even care that you likely stole this from somebody or that it took you days to respond...bravo
     
    #75 Teflon Queen, Dec 1, 2011
  26. TLAU

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    #76 TLAU, Sep 24, 2012
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  27. Chipper>Jeter

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    Porn is the next logical step. A sex tape at least.
     
    #77 Chipper>Jeter, Sep 24, 2012
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  28. Where Eagles Dare

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    #78 Where Eagles Dare, Sep 24, 2012
  29. Modsquader

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    #79 Modsquader, Oct 30, 2012
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  30. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    hot damn. love her need for attention that drives her to have that many costumes.
     
    #80 Mix, Oct 30, 2012
  31. J10

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    I would kiss her on the cheek.
     
    #81 J10, Oct 30, 2012
  32. gritzy

    gritzy I am a hurricane on the golf course

    she can ride my zamboni anytime
     
    #82 gritzy, Oct 30, 2012
  33. Daniel Ocean

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    I would rather she ride my penis.
     
    #83 Daniel Ocean, Oct 30, 2012
  34. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    imo
     
    #84 dallasdawg, Oct 30, 2012
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    Who else remembers when a guy got checked into the boards, and the glass caved in and both players smashed an unsuspecting fan under their weight and said plexi glass, and that unsuspecting fan was Wayne Gretzky's wife and Wayne Gretzky was playing in the game? Good times.
     
    #85 —, Oct 30, 2012
  36. BMR

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    God damn that bitch is fine
     
    #86 BMR, Oct 30, 2012
  37. DuffandMuff

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    overrated

    /cover1 post
     
    #87 DuffandMuff, Oct 30, 2012
  38. Jesse Palmer

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    Gotta feel bad for The Great One.
     
    #88 Jesse Palmer, Oct 30, 2012
  39. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    you just know she's a gigantic coke whore
     
    #89 skiedfrillet, Oct 30, 2012
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  40. Barves2125

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    I mean do we though?

    Having a slutty daughter is not much of an opportunity cost for being known as the greatest hockey player of all time.
     
    #90 Barves2125, Oct 30, 2012
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  41. Corky Bucek

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    You are making it sound like that's some sort of problem
     
    #91 Corky Bucek, Oct 30, 2012
  42. skattles

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    I just took it as advice that we should keep an 8 ball on our person at all times in case we run across her
     
    #92 skattles, Oct 30, 2012
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  43. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    why? she has a masters degree and has only slept with like 2 guys

    I stand behind my previous comment
     
    #93 941Gator, Oct 30, 2012
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  44. Bruce Wayne

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    I bet she enjoys the sex
     
    #94 Bruce Wayne, Oct 31, 2012
  45. Fran Tarkenton

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    #95 Fran Tarkenton, Nov 4, 2012
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  46. devine

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    whoever she is currently dating at any point in time is my number one most hated person
     
    #96 devine, Nov 5, 2012
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  47. Yanks711

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    Her body is fucking ridiculous good lord.
     
    #97 Yanks711, Nov 5, 2012
  48. Buster Mahomes

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    I'd dunk it into her endzone.
     
    #98 Buster Mahomes, Nov 5, 2012
  49. Hayden Fry

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    I'd let me stick enter her crease
     
    #99 Hayden Fry, Nov 5, 2012
  50. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    all i have to say is

    GBR USA
     
    #100 EdmondDantes, Nov 5, 2012
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