pet monkey escapes crate; chills in ikea parking lot with super sweet coat on

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  1. 34

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    Mysterious monkey in posh miniature winter coat found alone at Toronto Ikea





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    National Post Staff | Dec 9, 2012 4:52 PM ET | Last Updated: Dec 10, 2012 9:40 AM ET
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    THE CANADIAN PRESS/HO, Bronwyn Page
    A small monkey wearing a winter coat and a diaper apparently looks for it's owners at an IKEA in Toronto on Sunday Dec. 9, 2012.



    A small monkey, dressed in a shearling-like winter coat, was on the loose outside an Ikea in Toronto’s North York area on Sunday, after letting itself out of its cage and the car belonging to its owners.
    At around 3 p.m. ET, the diminutive primate was spotted in the store’s upper parking lot, where it was cornered by several Ikea staff members, who also called animal control to come retrieve the monkey.
    “It apparently let itself out of its crate, opened the car door and went for a walk,” Toronto Police Sgt. Ed Dzingala said. “Smart monkey.”

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  2. broXcore

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    i have found my favorite thread
     
  3. phunkybuck

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  4. phunkybuck

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    fify
     
  5. tee kay

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    Smug little bastard
     
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  6. * J Y *

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    Dammit George!
     
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  7. three stacks

    three stacks hasta la victoria siempre
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    guys i was very concerned. i'm happy to have mr. bananagrabber back home.
     
  8. AHebrewToo

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    George was a good little monkey, but always very curious.
     
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  9. Jalen Rose

    Jalen Rose I'll allow it.
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    should have never given up animation rights.
     
  10. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    The "ummm saw a monkey in the ikea parking lot" tweet killed me.
     
  11. Fancy

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  12. three stacks

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    :star: :star: :star: :star: :star: 6.1 posting here folks
     
  13. Fancy

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  14. triceratops

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    Monkey has a nicer coat than me.
     
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  15. three stacks

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  16. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother they don’t allow you to have bees in here
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    he was just trying to buy some innovative solutions for modern living
     
  17. jwpearl

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    Fucking Curious George, gettin all curious and shit
     
  18. broXcore

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    :roll:
     
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  20. 42yard

    42yard you stay cute
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    :ohgosh:
     
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  21. 34

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  22. triceratops

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    a wristwatch would really complete the outfit
     
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  24. Fancy

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  25. D. Silver

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    :like:
     
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  26. three stacks

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    maybe a few bracelets and a couple of pendants
     
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  27. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    A feathered fedora would really tie that outfit together.
     
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  28. 34

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  29. Kirk Fogg

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    Should probably go ahead and lock this thread, because you won't get posts better than these two. Not even if we had 1,000 monkeys sitting at 1,000 typewriters.

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  30. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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  31. Fancy

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    god damn :roll:
     
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  32. triceratops

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    How can you not like this right here
     
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  34. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    Little bastard just wants some 25 cent cinnamon rolls. A monkey's gotta eat.
     
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    SF i hate you so much and your posts are terrible but that avatar game ridiculous
     
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  36. Fancy

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    :brox:
     
  37. ShuPoor

    ShuPoor Back on the pitch to take the apparatus apart
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    A love that monkey, I love his coat, I love IKEA, and I love basically every post in this thread. What a way to start my day.
     
  38. Fusiontegra

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    34 can i get a link to the article?
     
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  39. prerecordedlive

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    Some simple wristbands. Come on, monkey. You gotta accessorize, bro.
     
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  42. Fusiontegra

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    I'm completely confused on why someone didn't snatch that monkey up, and take it home.

    "Well, I actually came for a new computer chair, but who am I to look a gift monkey in the mouth?"
     
  43. jhooked

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    I wish I could like this post at least 10 more times. I also really want to hang out with this monkey.
     
  44. EdmondDantes

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    thanks for the descriptive topic title 34

    everything went down exactly as you described it
     
  45. CUtigers

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    My first thought as well. He would have went for a walk in the park with me, at least. Imagine the women that would come up to you to look at that monkey.
     
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  46. dtx

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    :yousoright::ohgosh:
     
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  48. dtx

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    god this thread is great you guys
     
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    <3 this thread and all the posters in it
     
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  50. EOE

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    Hahaha SFs slayed me.

    Even the ones from reddit are still funny the second time around.
     
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