pet monkey escapes crate; chills in ikea parking lot with super sweet coat on

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  1. Honda Hawk

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  2. Illinihockey

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    How about a Walking Dead homage, "Darwin, get back in the house!"
     
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    someone photoshop the monkey into Nighthawks
     
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    YOU'LL GET LOADS OF LIKES I SWEAR
     
  6. TC

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    Guys the monkey thing is over. Let it go. Everyone take your likes back and wait 6 months for the next animal we say is cool and run in the ground in one day
     
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    The TV pictured from behind is an LG, the one pictured from the front is a Sharp. I sure hope someone loses their job over this.
     
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    removing my like
     
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    I like to picture Babou carefully shopping the banana to just the right size, painstakingly ensuring that not a pixel of shaft is left exposed
     
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    One upped Stan....
     
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    mlb.com killed it

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    fucking shit ESPN meme level
     
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  23. TwoPoor

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    this thread is now responsible for 19 entries on the most liked list. That is fucking insane
     
  24. 34

    34 just gonna send it
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    no big deal

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  25. TwoPoor

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    AWWW LOOK AT HIM WALKIN IN HIS LITTLE COAT!!!11
     
  26. Jake Barnes

    Jake Barnes LOOK AT THAT LASER!!!
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  28. 34

    34 just gonna send it
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    100% awesome
     
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  29. angus

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    Talk about tattooing a fad.
     
  30. BMR

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    would though
     
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    Just saw this thread

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  34. Gin Buckets

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    Feel bad for the owner. It's kind of BS they just straight up took the monkey from her.
     
  35. Jake Barnes

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    My legal advice to her would be not to leave it alone in an IKEA parking lot.
     
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  36. Gin Buckets

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    Yeah, for sure. That wasn't smart. However, now what can she do. It's kind of crappy they didn't just give it back to her.
     
  37. angus

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    The dipshit actually signed it over to them. She doesn't own it anymore.
     
  38. Gin Buckets

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    Did she know what she was doing? If she's trying to get it back, she clearly didn't mean to do that. However; she's a lawyer, she should know better regardless the situation.

    Either way, if I had a unique pet that was taken away I'd be pissed.
     
  39. skattles

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    she probably got confused because the monkey wasn't a house
     
  40. Baby Herschel

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    Something from the Gypsy thread, I'd like to believe.
     
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    or the Bravehearts thread
     
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    This is where someone brings lawyer dog into the thread (if it hasn't already happened).
     
  43. A Black person

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    Good thread here guys. Thanks for all the entertainment.
     
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  46. Jake Barnes

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    That would be a legitimately cool album cover.
     
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