pet monkey escapes crate; chills in ikea parking lot with super sweet coat on

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  1. 34

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    his name is darwin hahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Ikea monkey is named Darwin, only seven months old and is likely headed for an animal sanctuary





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    National Post Staff | Dec 10, 2012 12:19 PM ET
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    THE CANADIAN PRESS/HO, Bronwyn Page
    A small monkey wearing a winter coat and a diaper apparently looks for it's owners at an IKEA in Toronto on Sunday Dec. 9, 2012.



    The Ikea Monkey has a name and it is not Billy or Johan, but fittingly, Darwin.
    Toronto’s Animal Services says Darwin, a rhesus macaque monkey, which was found in a shearling-like winter coat at a northern Toronto Ikea Sunday, is seven months old and his owners are originally from Montreal.
    Darwin, now a worldwide sartorial sensation, is a prohibited animal under Toronto’s bylaws and has been taken into Animal Services’ custody.
    The owners, who have not been identified, did not know Darwin was an illegal animal in Toronto and have been given a $240 fine.
    The owners signed over custody of Darwin to Animal Services, who will try to find him an “appropriate” home.

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    An instagrammed picture of the IKEA monkey
    Animal Services described Darwin as “agitated” after his capture but in good health.
    Darwin was spotted in the Ikea parking lot in North York Sunday afternoon wearing a fitted coat. The scared monkey was cornered by Ikea employees before Animal Services were able to wrangle him.
    Darwin was evolved enough to escape the clutches of his owner’s vehicle, police said.
    “It apparently let itself out of its crate, opened the car door and went for a walk,” Toronto Police Sgt. Ed Dzingala said. “Smart monkey.”

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    THE CANADIAN PRESS/HO, Bronwyn Page
    A small monkey wearing a winter coat and a diaper apparently looks for it's owners in an IKEA parking lot as customers take photos in Toronto on Sunday Dec. 9, 2012.
     
  2. 34

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    also we need him as board mascot
     
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    bracelet has to be clean though
     
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    Planned it all out so he could hit tail at the zoo.
     
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    SF wins poster of the year because of this thread
     
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    He could replace the zebra that motherfucker in Cali never bought :tebow:
     
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    Can we use tmb funds to kop this monkey from animal services?
     
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    clutch you a terrible poster i hate you so much but the mascot game ridiculous
     
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    Having that guy walking around with you in that coat seems like a much better plan than taking a dosed up rabbit to a bar.
     
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    I guess no one told him he has to put the furniture together himself? He's in for a rude awakening when he gets home.
     
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    My friends dad tells this story about the monkey his roommate had in college. It liked to poop in it's hand and throw it at people and laugh hysterically

    They got tired of it and left it in a park one day

    Maybe it's related to Darwin idk man
     
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    monkey in a fur coat > half boy/half horse
     
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    winter is coming... so get a super sweet coat

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    I started to lose faith in memes, because the quality in that thread was suffering as of late.

    But not anymore. This monkey has been fantastic.
     
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