pet monkey escapes crate; chills in ikea parking lot with super sweet coat on

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  1. dtx

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  2. Menelaus

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    :roll: I've been crying laughing throughout, and this made me piss myself
     
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    dear christ
     
  5. * J Y *

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    This is my new #1 post of all time. Tears of joy from me right now.
     
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  6. * J Y *

    * J Y * TEXAS
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    I want to tag every poster on this website to come like that post. I just had a complete system overload I laughed so hard. I really think I blew a fuse.
     
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  7. Champ

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    This is unacceptable. Bring Darwin back to Montreal. We'll make him mayor. If the mafia manages to corrupt him as well, then we're really fucked.
     
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  8. Xander Crews

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  16. TDCD

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    thread already has 6 posts on the most liked page. And a couple others are just a few likes short
     
  17. Yanks711

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    TELL PETA MY MINK IS DRAGGIN ON THA FLOORRRRR
     
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  19. gritzy

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    if there is any good left on this board, somebody needs to make this into the :devine:
     
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  21. Nelson

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  23. prerecordedlive

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  24. Xander Crews

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  25. MoJo

    MoJo It bees that way sometimes...
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    appreciate it, thanks...
     
  26. Oh holy fuck excellent job, fellas. Will be giving out likes tomorrow.
     
  27. Jean-Ralphio

    Jean-Ralphio A real toe-tapper
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  28. bags

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  29. GeneralPaton

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    my sides hurt. absolutely amazing
     
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  32. Illinihockey

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    So can we take up a collection and send the little guy a new coat?
     
  33. Jean-Ralphio

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    lets just hope he doesn't sell it and use the money for new floors.
     
  34. Rebelution

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    Canada ladies and gentlemen. Also, it is sincerely fucked up that young Darwin will never again wear his beautiful coat.
     
  35. Celemo

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    I'm mad at myself for finding this thread a day later....fuck
     
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    Page 1 has me crying

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    this thread makes me wish there was a 'like all' option I could click.
     
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    Strange tweet from Canada yesterday.

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  42. dallasdawg

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  43. Dr. Jan Itor

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    god dammit pearl you ruin everything
     
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    Holy mother of god
     
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  45. 34

    34 just gonna send it
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  48. MoJo

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    I LOL'd....
     
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  49. dallasdawg

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