Phil Fulmer “The Vols are back”

New off-season champs?

 

Of Life

 

I was hoping he wouldn't let the cat out of the bag before the spring game, but fellas, it is true!

WE ARE BACK

 

When you end the season with 6 consecutive wins, 4 of which were over the gauntlet of UAB, Kentucky, Vanderbilt and Indiana you gotta crown em

 

he is such an intellectually inferior AD relative to folks like Stricklin, Byrne, McGarity, etc

 

^^^ mad that his team isn't back

 

Mad that his AD just blew $17 million in a year and "resigned".

 

He must be cooking up another NCAA scandal against a rival

 

watch your ass Florida

 

CAW CAW

 

Well I guess it’s now official. The fall is ass eatin’ season

 

Shut up

 

Eurodamus has something to say about that

 

Is that Steve Spurrier’s music?

 

Smells like fear in here.

 

You can’t spell Citrus without UT!

 

Fulmer was never very good at Scrabble.

 

Looks like somebody never got over the 1996 Citrus Bowl

 

I have a face tattoo with the score, so each morning when I look in the mirror to shave, it motivates me to be a better man.

 

Fun fact about that game, my dad and his best friend a former Ohio State national champion avoided an attempted car jacking in their rental car. Also think they went to Epcot together.

 

I suffered a top 5 hangover of my life that day.

First time I met my wife’s parents. Spent NYE on a river barge/bar/hotel in Cincy where my wife’s two older brothers in law, now my brothers in law, bought me drinks all night because I was the new guy.

Tried to sleep it off on my brother in laws couch during the game.

Threw up on the way to my wife’s parents to meet the rest of the family for dinner.

Wife still won’t watch Its A Wonderful Life to this day because I got so drunk on the barge, I started telling everyone I was George Bailey from Bedford Falls and that I was looking for Mr. Potter to kick his ass.

 

gonna have to remember that one

 

Sounds like you used to be fun.

 

THEY ARE BACK

 

1-0 baby

 

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