Pitch(Fox Show) - Woman pitcher in MLB

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  1. * J Y *

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    P decent troll job by Fox.
     
  2. BiMaleStripper

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    Mo'ne Davis has made people believe this could actually happen
     
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  3. VaxRule

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    I'd like batter her dugout if you know what I mean.
     
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  4. Sir Phobos

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    It's gotta be weird to live in this perpetual delusion that you are as good as a man at every last thing on the planet when simple biology and physiology tells you otherwise. It's sad.
     
  5. Shawn Hunter

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    Will not watch because the premise is illogical.
     
  6. Jake Barnes

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    Major Leaguers usually pass on belt-high 80 mph fastballs down the pipe.
     
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  7. CF3234

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    She has a secret pitch man. It's this crazy thing called a screwball. The premise is absolutely ridiculous, but I'll give it a fair shot. Very few TV shows out there with sports as a main setting.
     
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  8. RoyalShocker

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    You would be surprised at how variety can mess with even professionals. I had a friend when I was a kid that could throw as hard as anyone in Major League Baseball after he broke his arm. Anyway, as the season progressed, his arm was nearly completely healed and he began to lose velocity. With 2 outs in the ninth against a feared hitter during the pivotal regular season finale, he used a change up pitch that he floated home to close out the game.
     
  9. Emmy Rossum

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    I haven't seen the floater since Scruffy Mcgee
     
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  11. Fister Roboto

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    I hear Starz is developing a show about BiMaleStripper's life called "Catcher". I guess he is a "straight" guy who ends up accidentally playing on the leagues only gay softball team and learns a lot about life, sex and love four balls at a time.
     
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  12. duc15

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    Will they address MLB attendance issues and how to appeal to young people?
     
  13. ohhaithur

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    I think will be a woman who makes AA/AAA as a knuckleballer in the next decade
     
  14. DUCKMOUTH

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    Bet it bombs. Just don't see the appeal for men or women.

    Not sure who the attended audience is.
     
  15. BiMaleStripper

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    Serious?
     
  16. ohhaithur

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    Yes. USA Baseball has done a tremendous job of growing women's baseball in the United States and with prospect development camps growing, I think there is a very good chance that a woman will have the ability to play professional baseball in the next decade.

    I'm less confident they make it to AA or AAA but if there is a woman talented enough in A-ball, I think she'll get the call due to the swarm of positive PR, ticket sales, good-will, attention to the USA women's national team, curiosity, preparing a catcher for catching a knuckleballer, etc...

    I wouldn't bet my savings on it but I think it is more likely to happen than not happen
     
  17. eHo

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    Jamie Moyer pitched in the big leagues at age 49; I think it's absolutely possible for a woman to do it.
     
  18. RoyalShocker

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    Would be cool to see a woman play in MLB, I don't hate women.
     
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  19. Celemo

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    Padres fans...shit can't get much worse
     
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  20. Moxin24

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    It'd be a real shame to see her take the job of some hard working minor league player just because the team wants to sell tickets, amirite dblplay1212
     
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    I was going to say the only chance would be a knuckle baller.
     
  22. pearl

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    will probably watch
     
  23. 941Gator

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    I was going to tag you. Let us know how it goes and if there are any nude feet scenes.
     
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  24. pearl

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  25. DirtBall

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    Fun fact the lead actress is the sister of Teal Bunbury of the New England Revolution.
     
  26. RoyalShocker

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    This deserves its own thread. What a beautiful story told in gif form.
     
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  27. Handcuffed

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    don't you need giant hands in order to throw a knuckleball?

     
  28. ohhaithur

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    It helps but there are women who can do it
     
  29. Boo MFer!

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    Wow. Two people from one family that I've never heard of. Who woulda thunk it?
     
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  30. CF3234

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    Moyer was getting shelled at 49. He wasn't getting people to swing and miss at all by that age. LOL if you think a non-knuckleball throwing woman can make the majors
     
  31. BiMaleStripper

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    Warren moon played in the NFL at 44, Kevin Garnett is playing in the NBA at 41
     
  32. KJROD20

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    How about Zack Morris as the catcher though?
     
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  33. eHo

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    Jamie Moyer couldn't break a window with a pitch at age 49, yet he threw 53 innings, got 36 strike outs, and 2 hilarious wins. Don't move the goalposts. Jamie Moyer pitched in the big leagues for a number of years with a top velocity that I believe women are capable of throwing. I said it was possible. Don't be a dipshit. LOL.
     
  34. eHo

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    You clearly missed the point of that anecdote.
     
  35. CF3234

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    sure it is possible that a woman comes along who is capable of hitting 84 on the radar gun and has enough movement/control to make batters miss or get bad contact. It is also possible that I have a threesome with Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman at some point in my life. Just because something is "possible" doesn't mean it has a chance of actually happening.
     
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  36. Buster Mahomes

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    Kyle Hendricks has the best ERA in the National League and he tops out around 90.

    That said, no woman is going to make the big leagues.
     
  37. bhrangerfan0809

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    Interestingly, there's a decent chance the first female MLB pitcher could also be named Jamie.
     
  38. eHo

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    Ppl forget that.
     
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  39. pearl

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    Anyone catch the premiere last night? Watching this on demand now
     
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  40. BROADWAY JOE

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    I watched it....meh.

    Don't see it getting any better
     
  41. pearl

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    So, based on the ending, she's experiencing a psychotic break?
     
  42. BROADWAY JOE

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    Exactly ....seeing her dead dad is so overplayed
     
  43. pearl

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    Based on what I saw, the catcher is going to be the one to stick his dick in crazy. I think I'll stick with the show for a while
     
  44. pearl

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    Just finished episode 2. Think I'll stick with it
     
  45. R2d2

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    My daughters have requested that this show on the DVR when they saw the commerical and I have watched the first 2 episodes with them and it is not bad. They love it.
     
  46. pearl

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    Just realized that the catcher Mike Lawson is Zach from Saved by the Bell

    :themoreyouknow:
     
  47. CF3234

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    Show already struggling for sports related storylines. The "bean ball game" combined with facing former BF who is an opposing catcher came off really bad imo and apparently she gets selected to the all star game this week. I am enjoying the show, but they need to come up with less cheesy storylines or this thing will run out of ideas by season 2
     
  48. pearl

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    She has relationship issues with her mom
     
  49. BROADWAY JOE

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    I gave up after episode three

    Did I make a mistake?